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Pierce Nichols

@nocleverhandle.bsky.social
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Creator of robot sailboats, occasional rocket scientist, general troublemaker. Bad jokes, willful obscurantism, cries for help, and political rants. Raised by squirrels. www.ladonrobotics.com Note: main is for shitposts, replies are for sense.

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Pierce Nichols @nocleverhandle.bsky.social · 15/10/2026
A bizarre but strangely compelling idea...
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Funranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Like a Rothko decided to say "Actually, it's called ephebophilia."
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Maladroithe @maladroithe.bsky.social · 14/10/2026
Most Spooky Witch Shit is just artisanal herb blends ideal for poultry and making him text you back
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Back when I worked at walgreens I didn't know witch hazel was a real thing people would come in asking for it and I'd be like yeah it's on aisle 3 next to the wolfsbane and eye of newt you fucking idiot bastard
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Zoe, wolfsbane is also a thing and eye of newt is just the olde timey way of saying mustard seed.
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By talos this can't be happening again
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Pierce Nichols @nocleverhandle.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
Western fascist movements should all be stamped Made in Moscow.
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Citrus medicka @bigwheel.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
just read a fucked up story about raw milk and let me just say as a descendant of a respected dairy scientist: pasteurization is fucking awesome and there's zero reason to consume unpasteurized milk. ever
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Anna Rompage @annarompage.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Drinking raw milk is about as on par with eating raw chicken
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Pierce Nichols @nocleverhandle.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Your regular reminder that anti-vaxxers are pro child abuse.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/09/2026
if Eliezer Yudkowsky was born into a somewhat poorer family and missed a couple lucky breaks, he’d have ended up as an archetypal specimen of your friend’s older cousin who keeps boa constrictors and makes you listen to him talk about quantum physics in his parent’s basement in exchange for weed
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Colin Carlson @colincarlson.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
What's behind this tidal wave of epidemics? In the largest study ever conducted on emerging infectious diseases, we show that the popular explanation - "our relationship with nature is out of balance" - doesn't hold up. Out now in Nature, after half a decade of work: www.nature.com/articles/s41...
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The anthropogenic fingerprint on emerging infectious diseases - Nature
Emerging infectious disease outbreak risks are ubiquitous worldwide, and highest in landscapes where people, livestock and fragmented natural ecosystems coexist, but detection and data ...
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Pierce Nichols @nocleverhandle.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
A subtle beginning to a terrifying thread
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Ed Markey @edmarkey.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.
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JRho @jrho.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The most absolutely massive flex from the state fair exhibit. This quilt is made of 40 years of prize ribbons from various categories at the New Mexico State Fair won by Carol St. Clair Johnson. She also won a prize for this quilt.
Massive quilt made of prize ribbons in blue, red, yellow, and whiteCenter square of quilt made of yellow and red ribbons and yellow rosettesBlock of quilt made of blue, yellow, red, and white ribbons. Ribbons state the year. Some have the prize winning object written on in markerCarol St. Clair Johnson
born 1954; resides Albuquerque, NM

O Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years
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After unexpectedly winning her first blue ribbon for a sewn cape in 1981, Carol St. Clair Johnson developed an enduring love for the New Mexico State Fair. The quilt Fair New Mexico-41 Fair Years incorporates more than six hundred of the ribbons she won at the fair every subsequent year except 2020 (when the fair was canceled because of the COVID-19 pandemic). Johnson earned ribbons for needlework, knitting, crochet, pies, cookies, cakes, canning, jewelry, flowers, vegetables, and potted plants. The title of the quilt is a reference to the state song, and the design places the state's Zia sun symbol at the center. The quilt earned Johnson yet another ribbon: Best in Category (miscellaneous quilt) at the 2023 New Mexico State Fair.

Courtesy of Carol St. Clair Johnson
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Charlie Stross @cstross.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
It says it all about the ethical values of the combatants in the Ukraine war that Ukraine is striking oil refineries while Russia is attacking libraries and publishers.
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Charles Booker @booker4ky.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
The fact that we still don’t really know what’s going on with Mitch McConnell is absolutely ridiculous.
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
With that whole stinkmaxxing thing, the very obvious goal is not to sexually appeal to women. It's to make every single interaction with women humiliating, painful, uncomfortable, which makes returning to their nest of weird manosphere freaks feel more safe and comforting. They get to commiserate.
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Pierce Nichols @nocleverhandle.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Your honor, these fine young men were drinking with me at Harry's Bar on the night in question.
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Brad Reed @bwreed.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
No jury should convict these upstanding young men.
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Pierce Nichols @nocleverhandle.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Occasionally, someone posts something that makes me deliriously hungry in milliseconds... like, for example, this gloriously decadent concoction.
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Pierce Nichols @nocleverhandle.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Mmmmm, shrimp sphincters
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
The vandalism and desecration of the White House isn't just vanity and it's not trivial. It's caesarism, as in literally what Julius Caesar did to the symbolic architecture of civic republicanism. Our national iconography matters and allowing the disfiguring of it to persist is a substantive harm.
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Sarah McAnulty, Ph.D. @sarahmackattack.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Found a teddy bear out front of my house. Tiniest teddy bear I've ever seen. Couldn't believe it.
a jumping spider looking so cute oh my god. All balled up so cute. on a leaf.
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Emily J @emexastris.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
I have zero interest in soft-peddling or nuancing this. The antivaxxers are lying to you, and every sniffle, let alone deadly panencephalitis from measles, sterility from mumps, or cancer from HPV, is on you for prioritizing those lies over your child.
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Seth Cotlar @sethcotlar.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Take away the black fish and you get the John Birch Society ca. 1962. Change the label on the black fish to “the Jews” and you get the American Nazi Party or Gerald LK Smith ca. 1962.
Oregon Republican Party reposting a meme depicting four fish eating each other, islamists eating communists which are eating the DSA which is eating the Democrats.
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Boo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 09/08/2026
You should reject ideologies that flatter you as God’s Most Clever Boy and embrace the hard work that comes with trying to make the world a little better every day
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Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 09/08/2026
Funny how this and Effective Altruism arrive at the same place—instead of doing obviously good things now, let’s work toward better things at the end of some Rube Goldberg chain of events my big brain predicts with total accuracy
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Pierce Nichols @nocleverhandle.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
It's inaccurate to describe someone who voted for fetal personhood as 'progressive'.
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Pierce Nichols @nocleverhandle.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The world's graveyards are full of irreplaceable men. (There are no irreplaceable men)
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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
The thing is, that framework just isn't true in the way populists think it is. It's not a "politically powerful caste" that's stopping us from having Medicare for All. It's tens of millions of "regular folks" who won't vote for the taxes which are required to pay for Medicare for All.
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ceej @ceej.online · 10/07/2026
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the first person to get their dingus yoinked fully off by a robot is probably posting on this very website today
3:26 PM • Jul 24, 2024
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🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
Platner’s fans should relate to the women he assaulted. He abused his fans’ trust, too.
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DemoBLACK CAT @beckya.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
Oppositional Defiant Disorder, Pundit Type
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Kat Tenbarge @kattenbarge.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
A lot of the people posting terrible takes about sexual violence victims know they’re wrong. It is an expression of solidarity with perpetrators, who tend to occupy higher positions of power, versus victims, who tend to be disempowered. Sometimes it is because they are perpetrators, too.
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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 07/07/2026
I think this holds up pretty well
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Pierce Nichols @nocleverhandle.bsky.social · 23/06/2026
The Great Trivet says what?
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
i think the reflecting pool has gone from “haha what a dumb ass” to “appointing a horse to the senate” level of story here
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Pierce Nichols @nocleverhandle.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
Ahead of what? The bailiffs?
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David Blanchflower BSc @davidbflower.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Cervical cancer deaths fall to zero in young women given vaccine. 🧪 www.bbc.co.uk/news/article...
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Cervical cancer deaths fall to zero in young women given vaccine
A new study finds that hundreds of lives have been saved since school-age girls were offered the HPV jab in 2008.
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Pierce Nichols @nocleverhandle.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
These people make me want to bring back the stocks.
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Pierce Nichols @nocleverhandle.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
Jacob Marley had a #grindset
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Pierce Nichols @nocleverhandle.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Either all of Shakespeare's plays, in order, with one hour breaks between them... Or the largest game of Car Wars in history.
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Pierce Nichols @nocleverhandle.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I love a good solid negative review. This is better than most. www.jalopnik.com/2186593/gmc-...
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GMC Made The Hummer X For Me And My Climbing Polycule, And We Don't Want It - Jalopnik
Responses to the Hummer X included "Who is this for," "I think its silly," "That car looks it was ai generated in 2022,"and perhaps most succinctly, "oh i f*cking hate this."
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
If you’re in line to dunk on Spencer Pratt: STAY IN LINE.
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Pierce Nichols @nocleverhandle.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
Amazingly, the hardest part of this isn't the tunnel. It's building the thousands of kilometers of road and/or rail through some of the roughest and most hospitable terrain on Earth to connect the tunnel to existing transport networks.
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Gwen Snyder is uncivil @gwensnyder.bsky.social · 07/06/2026
Any dude whining about "HR ladies" on the Platner front is a dude it's not safe to be alone in an elevator with
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Micah @rincewind.run · 07/06/2026
tired: plan a heist of Fort Knox wired: get the government to run the heist of Fort Knox for you
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ex-Lethality Jane @lethalityjane.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Do we know why, exactly, Platner left the Army National Guard in 2012? Definitely possible he only had a three year contract. But it's also definitely curious that 2012 was the year that the Army was starting to crack down on extremist tattoos and had a flow chart that included pictures of skulls.
Reuters article excerpt from 2012

THE TATTOO MATRIX
The Army showed Reuters a one-hour presentation it says was designed to educate soldiers and Army leaders about its extremism policy and how to respond, including to white supremacy groups. Penalties for extremist ideology may include being removed from the military, having security clearances yanked or being demoted.
"The standard hateful message has not been replaced, just packaged differently with issues like freedom of speech, anti-gun control themes, tax reform and oppression," the presentation says, noting that recruitment may be difficult to detect, occurring quietly "in bars and break areas" on bases.
The presentation instructs Army leaders to look out for tattooed symbols of lightning bolts, skulls, swastikas, eagles and Nordic warriors. Skinheads may have tattoos showing barbed wire, hobnailed boots and hammers.
In a detailed flowchart called a "Tattoo Decision Support Matrix," Army leaders are shown how to respond to various tattoos. At the time of publication, the Army was unable to identify the locations where this course was being taught.
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Pierce Nichols @nocleverhandle.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
This will ease the work of the Rule 34 Preservation Committee
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Pierce Nichols @nocleverhandle.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Anyone who has ever had a Nazi tattoo is an irredeemable piece of shit.
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Pierce Nichols @nocleverhandle.bsky.social · 02/06/2026
Our timeline has always been ridiculous en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bum_Farto
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Bum Farto - Wikipedia
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 08/05/2026
virginia voters should call their delegates and senators and demand that they ignore this illegitimate ruling
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