Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 23/09/2026Alexa. You’ve got to shut up about the rip currents. I will never care about rip currents 000
Reposted by Kevin ShayKevin Shay @kshay.com · 16/09/2026Hmm, this doesn’t seem like it can be true. Can it? 101
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 10/09/2026New genre: Reels thumbnail haiku I took Chad oh yeah, we were grateful and the needle changed me 010
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 08/09/2026Is this a job? You’re talking about a job, right? Do we not say job anymore? 010
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 03/09/2026One again my procrastination long game has paid off (never got around to setting up 1password) 010
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 02/09/2026Me: hey I would love to know how long until the next C train comes Subway Platform Screen Displaying Ninety Million Bits Of Information: LANTERNS Me: ok but how many minutes until SPSDNMBOI: AMEX Me: feels like you could just dedicate one small corner to SPSDNMBOI: LANTERNS 010
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 13/08/2026Wasn’t sure if this was about the British TV movie or the social media app 120
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 07/08/2026When you’ve lost [checks notes] Wagner superfans?classicfm.comWagner opera’s AI backdrop meets loud boos at Bayreuth FestivalThe audience voiced disapproval after Wagner gets the AI treatment. 284
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 06/08/2026Two, four, six, eight! Tell the people what she ate! She ate a Sinaloa jalapeño Salmonella, that’s insane, yo She threw up for the first time today She ate a Sinaloa jalapeño Salmonella, that’s insane, yo In the bathroom she wanted to stay 010
Reposted by Kevin ShayKevin Shay @kshay.com · 30/07/2026Hmm! How did this informal slang usage come about, I wonder? Why is it considered rude? [This was not in fact an attempt to search for “bs” but a botched URL autocomplete of “bsky.app”] 101
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 30/07/2026It’s written all over this guy’s face: a false sense of immunity to ructions. Classic mistake. Nobody is immune to ructions 010
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 28/07/2026We should talk less about The Singularity and more about Sniglets Hilarity 001
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 27/07/2026The replacement of Platner with Jackson seemed like a satisfactory outcome, but something was missing I couldn’t put my finger on… oh, there we go! Unsolicited fundraising texts! 000
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 24/07/2026This dog being carried up the escalator yesterday was almost certainly the least anxious individual in the Atlantic Terminal Mall 030
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 23/07/2026The US needs this ASAP. Wish we had some sort of federal consumer protection thingy 000
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 22/07/2026Going to be honest, this thumbnail makes me want to start using arugula out of spite 000
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 22/07/2026“I’ve seen things you people wouldn’t believe. A slide that says Qualcomm… I watched a guy in a dark blazer take an object from me… All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.“ 020
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 16/07/2026At last I have contributed to the discourse [my first YouTube comment] 011
Reposted by Kevin ShayKevin Shay @kshay.com · 14/07/2026I was looking for a video of The State’s sketch about the guy who discovers the word “and” and... this AI Overview neither describes that sketch nor the linked www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5Kz..., which is indeed “a ridiculous, disjointed live broadcast” but not based on the word “and” at all 111
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 11/07/2026There’s a nonzero chance that Scott Jennings is not lying but in fact had a long conversation with a Mitch-flavored chatbot someone on McConnell’s staff stood up 010
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 09/07/2026[atop a hill, with my last breath] a phone number... is not... an integer 010
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 20/06/2026Facebook just reminded me I posted this 15 years ago. Still trying to type it 032
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 16/06/2026This is how faces always came out when I tried to draw faces as a kid (I can’t draw) 010
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 09/06/2026🎵 Climb ev’ry mountain Sell milk with poo Put some little children In the ICU 🎵 072
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 08/06/2026“Yes,” I said, “let us be gone.” “OMG, Montresor!” “Yes,” I said, “OMG.” 000
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 28/05/2026The especially stupid thing about this is that we live in a time when it’s ridiculously easy (for kids and adults) to look things up! If you come across a reference you don’t understand you can find out what it means in seconds, maybe even with the same device you’re using to read! 120
Kevin Shay @kshay.com · 26/05/2026Who called it The Free Press Supper Club and not The Free Fress 000
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![Google search results for “better than bouillon ratio to water”
AI Overview
The standard ratio for Better Than Bouillon is 1 teaspoon of paste to 8 ounces (1 cup) of hot or boiling water.
Measurement Quick Guide
1 cup of broth: 1 teaspoon of base + 8 oz water
2 cups of broth (1 pint): 2 teaspoons of base + 16 oz water
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![Google results for “simpsons number of fat tony episodes”
AI Overview Fat Tony has appeared in over 100 episodes of The Simpsons since his debut in season 3. [1] (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fat_Tony_(The_Simpsons)), [2] (https://www.cracked.com/article_44576_my-life-as-fat-tony-on-the-simpsons.html)](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cet4nxcnv2frhnrncyoopv4c/bafkreibrjnv3vhtbpy4an77q3kjqcf7o7rdo6jvn7uhy3pz53mvpksaa3u)
