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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 7m
On the other side of Mid-World, Roland of Gilead, the last gunslinger, had drawn this divided woman to him and had created a third, who was far better, far stronger, than either of the previous two.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 3h
The rose! he thought incoherently. First the key, then the rose! Behold! Behold the opening of the way to the Tower!
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 6h
Love o love o careless love See what careless love has done.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 9h
A person’s never too old for stories. Man and boy, girl and woman, we live for them.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 12h
You needn't die happy when your time comes, but you must die satisfied, for you have lived your life from the beginning to the end and ka is always served.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 15h
First comes smiles, then lies. Last is gunfire.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 18h
Hey Jude, don't make it bad Take a sad song and make it better Remember to let her into your heart Then you can start to make it better
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 21h
Fools are the only folk on the earth who can absolutely count on getting what they deserve.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
You're a Tower junkie, Roland.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
They were all dead, except for him. The world had moved on. The gunslinger shouldered his gunna and moved on with it.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Would you dare climb to the top, gunslinger? Could it be that somewhere above all of endless reality, there exists a room? You dare not.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
On the other side of Mid-World, Roland of Gilead, the last gunslinger, had drawn this divided woman to him and had created a third, who was far better, far stronger, than either of the previous two.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Like the White Rabbit in Alice, I’m late, I’m late, for a very important date. They’re following me, you see, but I needed to double back and talk to you. Busy-busy-busy!
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The man in black fled across the desert, and the Gunslinger followed.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
My heart was full of hate and love and regret-all those things that have haunted me ever since.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's four o'clock in the morning Damn it, listen to me good I'm sleeping with myself tonight Saved in time, thank God my music's still alive
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
'ASK ME A RIDDLE,' Blaine invited. 'Fuck you,' Roland said. He did not raise his voice.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Not hear? When noise was everywhere! it tolled Increasing like a bell. Names in my ears Of all the lost adventurers, my peers- How such a one was strong, and such was bold, And such was fortunate, yet each of old Lost, lost! one moment knelled the woe of years.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Commala-come-ken It’s the other one again. You may know her name and face But that don’t make her your friend.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I wanted to say goodbye to someone, and have someone say goodbye to me. The goodbyes we speak and the goodbyes we hear are the goodbyes that tell us we're still alive.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
May your first day in hell last ten thousand years, and may it be the shortest.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I asked one draught of earlier, happier sights, Ere fitly I could hope to play my part. Think first, fight afterwards—the soldier’s art: One taste of the old time sets all to rights!
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The greatest mystery the universe offers is not life but size. Size emcompasses life, and the Tower encompasses size.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'Coincidence has been cancelled, honey,' Susannah said. 'What we’re living in these days is more like the Charles Dickens version of reality.'
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
'WELL, I COULD HAVE,' Blaine agreed, 'BUT—AW, SHUCKS!—I BLEW THOSE CIRCUITS OUT WHEN WE STARTED TO MOVE.'
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
O, swear not by the moon, th’ inconstant moon, That monthly changes in her circled orb, Lest that thy love prove likewise variable.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
See the Turtle of enormous girth! On his shell he holds the earth, His thought is slow but always kind; He holds us all within his mind. On his back the truth is carried, And there are love and duty married. He loves the earth and loves the sea, And even loves a child like me.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Do any men grow up or do they only come of age?
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
See the BEAR of fearsome size! All the WORLD'S within his eyes. TIME grows thin, the past is a riddle; The TOWER awaits you in the middle.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Look not long at what’s offered, for every precious thing has wings and may fly away.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
There must be some kind of way outta here Said the joker to the thief There's too much confusion I can't get no relief
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Commala-come-six! Nothing there but thorns and sticks! When your find your hand in traitor’s glove You’re in a nasty fix.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You cannot say, or guess, for you know only A heap of broken images, where the sun beats, And the dead tree gives no shelter, the cricket no relief, And the dry stone no sound of water.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Legends grow beards, and twenty-three years is plenty of time to grow a long one.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
God pisses down your neck everyday, but He only drowns you once.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Stories take a person away. If they're good ones, that is.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The rose! he thought incoherently. First the key, then the rose! Behold! Behold the opening of the way to the Tower!
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good days and long nights to ya, sai.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Stories take a person away. If they're good ones, that is.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
'Hardy har-har!' said Engineer Bob. 'Trains can't talk! I may not know much, but I know that. If you're Charlie, I suppose you can blow your own whistle!' 'Of course,' said the small, gruff voice, and just then the whistle made its big noise, rolling out across the Missouri plains: WHOOO-OOOO!
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Look not long at what’s offered, for every precious thing has wings and may fly away.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You're the kind of person you meet at certain dismal, dull affairs Center of a crowd, talking much too loud, running up and down the stairs Well, it seems to me that you have seen too much in too few years And though you've tried you just can't hide your eyes are edged with tears
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Commala-come-coo The wind’ll blow ya through. Ya gotta go where ka’s wind blows ya Cause there’s nothin else to do.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The gunslinger is the truth. Roland is the truth. The Prisoner is the truth. The Lady of Shadows is the truth. The Prisoner and the Lady are married. That is the truth.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Charyou tree, come, Reap, death for you, life for our crops.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
See the turtle of enormous girth, on his shell he holds the earth.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
'I THINK WE CAN DISPENSE WITH THAT BORING OLD SHIT, DON’T YOU?' Blaine asked.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I come in the name of Hax the Cook, he of Gilead!
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
May your first day in hell last ten thousand years, and may it be the shortest.
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The Dark Tower Bot @darktowerbot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ka works and the world moves on.
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