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Joseph Cain

@nightmarefixer.bsky.social
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Manwitch (My skeets don't represent any companies, clubs, clans, coteries, cults, cabals, circles or cliques)

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deus_ex.txt @deus-ex-txt.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
The Gray Death is a man-made virus. Everyone up to the President is at UNATCO's mercy as long as UNATCO controls the supply of Ambrosia.
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 9h
They can't help themselves. They're wired to be losers. As long as there's money on the table, they'll cozy up to the most exploitative destructive freaks on the planet.
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Pee-Wee's Big Adventure (1985) @peeweebigadventure.bsky.social · 9h
Make me
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 10h
FUCK YES. This is the energy, morality, and courage that I expect from leaders. Unbelievably brave.
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Gail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 10h
I AM NEAR A BODEGA WITH A CAT! I knew someone would recognize it! It’s right by the perpetual construction scaffolding where a guy is selling discount sunglasses!
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 16h
Yeah, I don't get it, but that's not an isolated case.
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 16h
That was so close to my guess!
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 16h
I didn't know there was a twist and haven't wanted to see it, so
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 16h
I'm trying to be a Craigular Joe, over here.
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 16h
Screencap of Jim Rash's face as Dean Pelton as he side eyes a computer from the "This better not awaken anything in me" meme.
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 16h
I am not taking it well.
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 16h
how I arrived on bsky
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Deadpool & Wolverine: Happy Moment
Alt: Gif of Wolverine storming off through an open field in his yellow and blue costume without his mask on. Deadpool jumps on Wolverine's back for a surprise piggy back ride and is promptly shrugged off onto the ground. Wolverine continues to storm off, Deadpool picks himself up and runs to catch up. Pink hearts have been added to the image along with the emoji :3
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 17h
This is how I flirt
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Kurt Russell as Jack Burton in Big Trouble In Little China
Alt: Kurt Russell as Jack Burton in Big Trouble In Little China, oblivious to the lipstick on his mouth, saying: "You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?"
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Evie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 17h
I hooked up with someone who after the deed, pulled out a guitar and started singing aggressively at the wall. I would have dove out of the window in his room if there wasn't one of those decorative grates on the outside.
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 17h
That. Is. Hilarious. What a dweeb.
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It's Going Down @igd.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"The defendants union may be the first effort of its kind in the modern history of political protest in the US..." Follow, boost, and support the folks at @nspm7union.bsky.social. www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...
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Trump 2.0 is targeting US protesters with ‘antifa’ charges. Activists started a union to fight back
NSPM-7 Defendants Union plans to offer legal clinics, media training and more to people facing prosecution for protest
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 19h
It's not my default, but I've found I can get there fast.
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 19h
I don't know the woman but most of what I hear about her is off-putting.
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 21h
One of the best cold opens.
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 21h
Everyone disliked that
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 21h
I remain digitally inscrutable.
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Dr Dean Burnett @drdeanburnett.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"By using AI, tasks like essays that used to take hours can be completed in minutes!" Sure, like how if I arrive at the gym and immediately go for a shower, my workout is done in record time. And if I throw my sandwiches straight in the bin, I can finish my lunch in under 10 seconds.
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 21h
Mac from Always Sunny in the back seat of a cop car after getting picking up for trying to solicit a bribe. The cops in the front seats are turned back to look at a confused Mac as they flip it and solicit a bribe from him to get out of trouble.
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Onion Sports @onionsports.bsky.social · 22h
NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake theonion.com/nba-reminds-...
NBA Reminds Rookies Not To Blow First Paycheck On Big-Ass Snake
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12tone @12tone.nebula.tv · 23h
Williams, 37, then unleashed her response to the DHS’ statement in an Instagram Story post Monday: “And may I suggest all Nazi bitches suck on my fat d***.”

A DHS representative did not immediately return The Independent’s request for comment.
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President Werewolf G. Harding @popeawesomexiii.bsky.social · 22h
Bring whimsy back into the bedroom. That's why my safeword is "fiddle-dee-dee."
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
(Doesn't help when your own people help make it happen.)
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
www.youtube.com/shorts/FkLLS...
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Would only freak her out "a little." #shorts
YouTube video by HBO Max
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geoffrey @parsnip.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
i do in fact think that cities are better for people. they make us more informed and more interesting, and they produce an overall richer and deeper life. that's my opinion, but i have never seal-clapped for anyone to die in nuclear hellfire about it. maybe because city life made me better than that
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worm @rfksbrainworm.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
"this does not help your cause" -guy who hates your cause
Garak: If you wouldn't trust their advice then don't trust their criticism
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This isn’t AI. My cousin Braycen was torn apart by Havana syndrome which is why he’s in his coffin in “chunks”. The ugly “boy” in the (real) photo isn’t his son; it’s a full grown small intruder man who ran off with the head & ate it behind the funeral home. RT to salute 🫡 🇺🇸
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Due to a mixup with our distributor the blood of Christ will be gin this week
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Ulrike Franke @rikefranke.eu · 06/10/2026
Scandal unfolding in Germany: Police has arrested the former head of the BND, Germany’s foreign intelligence agency, August Hanning, on suspicion of espionage. Hanning was the agency's chief from 1998 to 2005. www.spiegel.de/panorama/jus...
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(S+) August Hanning: Ex-BND-Chef verhaftet – Verdacht auf Landesverräterische Ausspähung
Nach Informationen von SPIEGEL und SPIEGEL TV haben Fahnder den ehemaligen BND-Präsidenten August Hanning festgenommen. Der frühere Spitzenbeamte soll jahrelang privat Geheiminformationen von seinem a...
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Elmo knows what you did to Elmo's father.
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Hell yeah
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Andrew Berkshire @berkshire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Everything old is new again, baby!
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Andrea Grimes @andreagrimes.com · 06/10/2026
HEY NERDS NEW CAVE ART SHOW JUST DROPPED www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/vi...
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Stone Age Masterpiece
Step into the stunning cave that’s reshaping our understanding of prehistoric art.
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David @crookedknight.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think this one is my favorite I haven't already seen here
Original post: "happy earth day! fuck off mars, you piece of shit!!!"

An attached screenshot has Chrisjen Avasarala from The Expanse (played by the inimitable Shohreh Aghdashloo) saying this
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
grogu eating a bunch of fish person eggs
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Emma Berquist @emmaberquist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
they're doing live action Strip Law now
episode of strip law where that kid says he met god and he drives a cool car
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"I thought I asked you to not have your tits out in front of the children, Andrew."
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Nightmare blunt rotation
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Luke Stark @lukestark.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Remember folks, chatbots are social media
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Jabberwocky Galumphing ASMR
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
all this is both foolish and necessary*
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Ulrike Franke @rikefranke.eu · 04/10/2026
Just fascinating
One woman returns to the question at the very end of the conversation, wanting to share her puzzlement: “I now started to think—indeed, why are there now coalitions against Russia everywhere …? That did not use to be the case …” Almost no one connects the perceived European “antagonism” to Russia with Europe’s reaction to Putin’s invasion of Ukraine or any other actions by Russia. “I don’t know why the Finns are so antagonistic to us. Maybe they never got over the fact that we took over Karelia in 1940”, opines one respondent. Others complain about their positive attitude towards the Baltic states and these states’ negative attitude towards Russia: “I don’t know why they [the Baltic states] are so adversarial, most probably they were ordered to be like that”, concludes another participant. Confusion, propaganda, wilful ignorance and lack of curiosity probably all play their role in shaping Russians’ perceptions of their country and its external relations. And it also helps explain why the war in Ukraine still seems distant to many in Russia—and why Europe’s own reaction to the war is overwhelmingly seen as negative, almost unfair.
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Your pic gave me wizard PTSD. Good job.
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
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Nathan Explosion: Brutal Metalocalypse Moment
Alt: Gif of Nathan Explosion from Metalocalypse saying: "Brutal"
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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Genocidal oligarchs can't handle harsh language about them.
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