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Joseph Cain

@nightmarefixer.bsky.social

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Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 11h

Dragging the white guy responsible for all the bigotry out to apologize

Kids in the Hall screenshot of Dave Foley standing next to Bruce McColloch on stage during a monologue Dave makes Bruce apologize for all the cancer he caused.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 14h

Andy Samberg as Connor4Real at the end of the music video for Finest Girl. He's wearing a robe, gold chains and a VR headset on the top of his head and is quoted to say, "Damn, the whole thing was just a virtual reality experience."

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Nobody who can't play this video game should be anywhere near government

Screenshot from Dark Forces of a hand of the player character holding a Thermal Detonator standing before a hallway where another Thermal Detonator has already gone off, sending a number of Storm Troopers flying through the air.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 16/10/2026

Many suspected

Quoted story headline edited to say "Jimmy Fallon Kills"

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 15/10/2026

Always Sunny screen cap of Dennis trying to hold a straight face through intense agony saying to Charlie, "I've broken every single bone in my pelvis."

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Oblivion character creator sliders next to Barbera Thornhill's face

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

The button in the gif

"You keep using that word. I'm not sure it means what you think it means." Still from Princess Bride

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Screenshot from the SoL of Mike and the bots dressed up like Italian stereotypes with a red warning error at the top of the screen reading "Warning! Ethnic Slur!"

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Getting through 2026 be like:

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

Tom: "I love you, Crow!" Crow: "I'm sort of fond of you, Servo!"

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

Cow Tools from The Far Side by Gary Larson

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Many have been saying this.

Illustration of a sow on trial in a human court.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

How your email finds me

A wide-eyed Mac fires a pistol at a car off screen while wearing a wedding dress over his street clothes as a grimacing Charlie holds a popper under Mac's nose.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

The Rock on SNL standing next to a child abusing robot he built an an evil scientists convention.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

"That every human child across the country. These accounts are for you. We believe in you humans. And we want you to dream big because we know you can make your human dreams come true."

Screenshot from XCOM: Enemy Unknown of a tall slender humanoid alien infiltrator in a navy blue suit with a white dress shirt and red tie. He's crouched low holding a plasma rifle. Dark rounded glasses cover his reptilian eyes.

An incoming communication from XCOM HQ reads: Dr. Vahlen - "That alien is unusually human in its appearance - they could be using it as an infiltration unit of some kind. I'd recommend capturing it for further analysis."

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

They know too much

Home & Family
Likely owns a vehicle

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

Stardew Valley grandpa in bed covered in blue soda cans, even more soda cans littler the floor, some turned on their side with brown fluid leaking out. Grandpa's skin is tinted blue.

The text at the bottom of the image reads: There will come a day when you feel crushed by the burden of modern life...

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

What goes through my head when someone announces their new scheme to live forever

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 07/10/2026

Screencap of Jim Rash's face as Dean Pelton as he side eyes a computer from the "This better not awaken anything in me" meme.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

Mac from Always Sunny in the back seat of a cop car after getting picking up for trying to solicit a bribe. The cops in the front seats are turned back to look at a confused Mac as they flip it and solicit a bribe from him to get out of trouble.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

3 screenshots from Magnum PI of Tom Selleck quoted to say "Nuns don't work on Sunday" with a nun behind him on a ladder looking over her shoulder at him. The next shot is of Tom having dove to the ground and pulled a gun. The final shot is of the nun tumbling from the ladder.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 03/10/2026

The novelty of AI assistants having meltdowns mid call wore off fast.

Transcript of an AI assistant melting down on a phonecall saying: right?
Please
Please
Please
Please
wait
Please
wait

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

"I've had enough of these motherfuckin' Star Wars!"

Random line from a movie that fans of it instantly know: "I've had enough of these motherfuckin' Star Wars!"

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Stargate SG-1 screenshot of two goobers from the Aschen in grey utilitarian clothes, one holding a tablet.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Pic of the monochrome woodsman from Twin Peaks Return holding a radio station microphone babbling insane brain melting shit across the airwaves.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

They were made to do battle

Bluesky timeline synchronicity:
"Magneto but he is a low level villain so all he does is fly down the street on a trashcan lid stealing people's piercings."
followed by
"Milk Cyclops" And a drawing of Cyclops from the X-Men only instead of shooting optic blasts from his visor he shoots milk blasts.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Thinking about flight simulators that put you up against huge war machines

Screenshot from Lethal Skies (PS1) of a fighter jet seen from 3rd person strafing a massive rolling fortress in the desert outside of a ruined modern city. A HUD overlay assists the player in navigation and fighter status.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

If I've learned one thing from the video games that shaped me it's that trespassing can be profitable.

Three rows of video game cover arts including: 'Suikoden 2' 'Earthbound' 'Chrono Trigger' 'X-COM UFO Defense' 'Fallout 2' 'Master of Orion 2' 'Deux Ex' 'Thief 2' 'Max Payne 2: The Fall of Max Payne'

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

this is who you had to buy weed from before legalization

Screenshot from Assassin's Creed of Ezio in Assassin's white robes sitting on a bench at night next to the most shady mfer in Italy, La Volpe, in a brown cloak and similar shaded clothes.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Nathan Fillion as Malcom Reynolds looking up and saying, "I mean, I see how they did it, I just ain't getting the why." Jewel Staite as Kaylee stands next to him looking excited in a poofy white and pink dress.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

All you have to do is buy the plane parts back from a man who wants to sell them to us. It will be easy this time, I promise.

Screenshot of Michael Dorman as John Tavner and Terry O'Quinn as Tom Tavner sit next to each other on an inflatable mattress in a barren room.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Screengrab from Arrested Development of George Sr. sitting in a room with an apron on while painting papier-mâché heads he's made of himself to escape house arrest.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Let's fucking go

Always Sunny gang with cardboard signs advertising gas for sale in the parking lot of a gas station with trash cans full of gasoline all around them.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

A battle of wits? For control of the US armed forces? I accept!

Vizzini (Wallace Shawn) from Princess Bride

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Picture of Dr. Orpheus from Venture Bros

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Me and my second brain.

Krang - a brain with eyes and a mouth seated in the abdomen of a big hairless looking humanoid robot in red briefs - pointing from the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Twin Peaks title card with the title text changed to: 'I FUCKED YOUR MOM?'

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Post a picture of you all dressed up

Picture of George Lowe dressed as Space Ghost in a sombrero and holding onto a miniature horse wearing a red bandana around its neck.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Close up of the Into Wars elf's face

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Alt texted them as balloons but I think they're kites. Anyway:

Two panels clipped out of Batman/Catwoman comic. First panel shows Selina's silhouette draped over Bruce as he sits up in bed to say, "I installed all new security. Do you know how many alarms should be going off now?" Second panel shows Selina crawling into the bed wearing lingerie and replying, "All of them."

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Batman day isn't over yet!

Series of pictures of Batman and Catwoman parade balloons deflating in a field making it look like Bats is going downtown on the Cat.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Infamous sketch of the Unabomber

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Six comic panels, the left in the blue glow of the Batcave show a young Jason Todd giving Bruce a box wit his father's watch in it while wishing him happy birthday. The right in the orange glow of a firelit night showing an older Jason as Red Hood watching Batman from the rooftops as he opens a watch box wrapped in red ribbons left for him with the Batmobile while wishing him happy birthday again from a distance.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Timeline synchronicity happening

Two Bluesky posts about an image from around 100 years ago of a woman sitting in a chair pointing a gun at a startled man on his knees in front of her. He recoils from the gun as it fires, the word 'NO!' written in the gunsmoke.

The next a Gizmodo article titled 'FBI Warns ICE Agents Not to Trust Any Women Willing to Date Them'

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Hegseth to institute the duel from The Phantom Planet but instead of the duelists using their hands to push the bar they use their penises.

Anthony Dexter and Dean Fredericks in The Phantom Planet (1961) - Both shirtless men stand across from each other trying to push the other as they hold onto opposite sides of bar with handles on either end. They're in a set made to look like a cave with a dozen men and women behind them looking on.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

He's not ready

The Bucket of Truth from Upright Citizens Brigade has been cut out of a scene and pasted over the Pope's green orb image.

Joseph Cain @nightmarefixer.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Beej behind Applebee's