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@niemat.bsky.social
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Come on, BlueSky—let’s go party

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bbno$👶🚫💰 @bbnomula.bsky.social · 2h
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 14h
what incredible beauty there is in just existing for a moment. to sit and breathe and have a pumping heart. to let any goals or expectations fall away. to think 'wow i am here.' life is an unfathomable blessing but in quiet moments of acknowledgment i think we can at least REACH for understanding
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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
i don't believe in astrology but IT'S LIBRA SEASON BABY
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Iron Chef Bot @ironchefbot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Frame #9000 from S06 -E11 - Battle Swallow s Nest-629295
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Niems @niemat.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
…okay, so, you can put the styrofoam shipping container with dry ice in the sink and add water to it to get almost the same effect without ruining the sink, and it was a game changer for my pretend mad scientist game the day I figured that out
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Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
idly thinking about Kirby's mysterious gender again
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Xero now with 100% more 🎃 @artificer-ind.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Still patiently waiting to be "left behind" by AI rather than it chasing me across every damn space like a slasher in a low budget flick.
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I respect my haters and share their concerns
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Niems @niemat.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
A close up image of Tim Robinson as his character “Karl Havoc” dressed as an old man wearing a button down shirt with a fleece vest and a very obviously fake mask from I Think You Should Leave
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You Can't Stop Progress @petrochemicsoul.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Thinking about "plus they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point".
"Tried to watch 'Shin Godzilla" on the plane only to realize by the end of the movie that it actually a drama movie called 'Tears for you'. Words can't describe the feeling of watching an incredibly sad movie while constantly thinking: 'Damn... This is depressing. Plus, they'll probably have to deal with Godzilla at some point too...'"

What follows are four screencaps (presumably from "Tears for You"), showing a smiling woman (subtitled "I really love you."), a distant image from above of axwonsn in a white dress (subtitled"Thank you... for raising me."), a short-haired person weeping, and finally, an apprehensive woman (subtitled "living happily.")
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old roadside pics @roadside.xor.blue · 08/09/2026
dinosaur park, rapid city, south dakota, 1987
dinosaur park, rapid city, south dakota, 1987
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/09/2026
don’t let shitty photoshop memes die, my friends we will lose so much of our culture
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/09/2026
one thing the ai era makes me miss is really shitty bespoke photoshops you used to get just the lowest effort garbage imaginable made by people who have opened the program three times in their entire life, but it had some charm to it and now they just generate the same bullshit as everyone else
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Swedens Softest Kitty @chizita.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
You would repost a frog

a picture of a frog
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marina grlica 🌱 @dovesplants.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
see you space cowboy tim curry
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 26/08/2026
Men only want three things
I'm holding a blu ray triple feature of the thing (1982), the thing (from another world), and the thing (2011), in front of shelves of other disc based media
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Jenna Stoeber @thejenna.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
new gender-neutral greeting dropped
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Peter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
“if we don’t stand up for the free speech of racists, it puts everyone’s free speech in danger.” - guy who only ever talks about free speech when it’s racism
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dame @dame.is · 22/08/2026
i would like your help with a social art project this post is the project the goal is for this post to receive ZERO likes… only replies, reposts, or quotes once it's liked, replies are immediately disabled, thereby finishing the piece this is take #22 monitor live: dame.is/creating/ratioed/22
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Niems @niemat.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
I can’t stress enough how badly I need this merch saluting a REAL AMERICAN HERO AND MARTYR (if he died) to be real @realinfowars.bsky.social
The top of a white t-shirt with the words HAGGERTY STRONG in black fontA hat with the word FEARLESS above a triumphant picture of Jim Haggerty surrounded by Secret Service agents with the years 1956-2026 and the words (IF HE HAD DIED) belowA triumphant picture of Jim Haggerty with his bloody fist in the air surrounded by secret service agents in front of the United States flag
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Ian Fay @ianfay.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
This shit is why you can't separate continuing to financially support the Harry Potter IP (whether by buying the games, merch, watching the new TV show when its out) from the consequences of what JK Rowling does with that money She's become so stiflingly powerful that even private docs arent safe
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Niems @niemat.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
The wacky morning DJ says the QB’s gonna choke
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r o o @jakepaulsartre.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
"Bluesky is dying" bro you're talking about a website full of 38 year olds who have fringe political beliefs and listen to black metal bands with >1000 listeners on spotify, nobody here cares about popularity
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Michael Van Vleet (he/him) @signalstation.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
There've been a lot of strong opinions shared tonight and we've got a lot to think about, which is why I suggest we all just reconvene to the catacombs. Yeah, no, you can leave your stuff here, we're just ... yeah, to the bottom of the stone staircase, where the dust of a thousand years has settled.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 11/08/2026
We should really work together, hand and hand, to focus all of our community’s poorly-suppressed and totally ruthless bullying energy on the single demographic we all agree actually deserves it: Harry Potter Adults in the year of our lord 2026
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 11/08/2026
Funny how this meme became a symbol of resistance against AI slop.
"Graphic design is my passion" meme.
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Malaclypse the Fetus @omfproductions.bsky.social · 10/08/2026
If you think you have enough cats... have you considered your cat might need a cat?
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Comfortably Boo @numb.comfortab.ly · 10/08/2026
Note to self: need more cats.
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Sophie Labelle @assignedmale.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Your bad art is better than AI slop.
four frame comic. first frame shows a typical AI poster that says : All chatgpt flyers look the same, especially with this font! the text above it reads : I won't go to your event if the poster was made by AI. second frame shows a still frame from a Hank Green youtube video. text above reads : I won't read your post or email and I won't watch your video if they were made with AI. third frame shows an AI restaurant poster of burgers and chicken in a window. text reads : I won't patronize your shop  or restaurant if it is advertised with AI. last frame shows an MS paint window with badly written : Your bad art is better than AI slop. text reads : if you can't take the time or make the effort to interact with me yourself, then why should I do it?
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👻 Retro Commercial Screams 🎃 @retrocommercials.bsky.social · 08/08/2026
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Niems @niemat.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
No ring
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Jason, ex Inferis @benedictsred.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
“Happens to the best of us” does not explain why it’s happening to me
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Niems @niemat.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Werner Herzog looking to his left with a partial speech bubble at the bottom of the image
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Niems @niemat.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
FINALLY someone had the courage to fact check the Bible and come to the conclusion we had already decided #JimHaggerty #bethenail
A black book cover with the title “FACT CHECKING THE BIBLE: IT’S ALL TRUE” by Dr. Robin Thacker
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/07/2026
except the mouse, the circular mouse was terrible
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Micah @rincewind.run · 18/07/2026
the iMac G3 remains Peak Computer Design to this day
the iMac g3 in purple
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Niems @niemat.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
We got a house finally this last December, and the first thing I did was paint the bedrooms and bathrooms the brightest fucking colors… the only thing I regret is not having the time and money to paint the whole gd house bright colors
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
@i_zzzzzz

Ironic - as a child, I was enthralled by the WWE..... yet today, it is I, who must "wrestle mania"
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🔞sin of dragluttony🔞 @aquivorous.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
You can bully people who use genAI. It's always morally correct.

(This is the prince meme template, except it's Garrak from Star Trek Deep Space Nine, and he's looking especially sarcastic and condescending. Data from TNG is chilling in the background, perhaps as punishment for all those Sherlock Holmes holodeck shenanigans)
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NY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I was a lifelong liberal Democrat. Then I learned that Kat Abughazaleh spent 12 bucks on a basket of fast food shrimp.
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warrior cop @wyattprivilege.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
I GET LOGGED OUT. BUT I LOG IN AGAIN
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Niems @niemat.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
A still shot from the movie “Super Bad” showing a teenage boy with dark hair and glasses saying “Mohammad is the most common name on earth. Read a fucking book.”
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Alicia Kraft @aliciakraft.bsky.social · 27/05/2024
Kinda BS that nobody cares if I call myself a "cat mom" but they act weird when I call myself a "cat MILF"
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Internet Archive @archive.org · 14/06/2026
🧶 Today is World Wide Knit in Public Day 🌍 a reminder that preservation is not passive, it's made a stitch at a time. Check out Mlle. Riego de la Branchardière’s THE KNITTING BOOK (1848), part of our Victorian Knitting Manuals collection 👉 archive.org/details/krl0... #WWKIPDay #Knitting
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Niems @niemat.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
This evening we noticed the two juvenile squirrels in our backyard had pried the lid off of the top of the bird feeder, broke it in half, and were dunking themselves headfirst into said bird feeder
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