Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 14hthe good thing about "super intelligence" is that, much like X was for twitter, seeing anyone who is willingly and enthusiastically using it has instantly become an even more potent form of cringe detector amongst an already cringe class of guy 332168
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 15hKirby's Dream Land 3 is a very interesting game because it kind of sucks actually It's unique and charming and a must-play entry, but it's also a game primarily based around its puzzles in which most of the puzzles are "ohhhh did you pick the WRONG animal friend 5 rooms back? fucking idiot. fool." 4753
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 15hwhenever I am drawing an anatomically incorrect set of tits on an animal I know he's fondly watching over me 550595
Reposted by MorbiMorbi @morbi.bsky.social · 13/07/2025Tezuka looking down from heaven with pride, knowing his legacy of drawing boobs on barely anthropomorphized animals lived on 223631
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 22hit's so fucking funny that Deadlock still hasn't technically been announced yet I hope Valve eventually puts out a reveal trailer and everyone agrees to pretend to go "oh yoooooo new Valve game let's gooooo" 212821
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I just think it's funny that they really called it code gee-ass when that word is pronounced "gesh" like, you could've avoided GAYASS so easily and you just didn't 1373
Reposted by MorbiMorbi @morbi.bsky.social · 28/11/2024[repost] @batshaped.bsky.social's Mars as Mars and Achilles as Achilles 10436102
Reposted by MorbiMorbi @morbi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026[has not moved or blinked in 15 minutes] she's being soooooooo normal today 227755
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026say what you will about the state of AAA games but I can't look at "magic bow that is also a live snake" in that new god of war footage and not be a little delighted 1542
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026saying this deep into the era of "President Evil somehow broke the oil economy for no benefit at all" and "Mayor Friendly is fixing all the potholes" is extra embarrassing 211930
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026one thing that rules about having a faulty memory is that I get to fully appreciate a funny thing Past Morbi said like I've never seen it before 3655
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I hope Kracko is in the next Kirby game because imagine that asshole with access to an entire skybox 926041
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I have been looking at these extra-baby Adeleines for the past ten minutes 315724
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I can't stop thinking about "data centers in Oregon are using 25% of the state's electricity" and like. for what. computer generate me ugly half-playable Splatoon. computer generate me Jessica Rabbit with four pussies 415530
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Control Resonant looks sooooo fun but I still need to get around to finishing Control which due to complex brain goblin reasons requires me to get around to finishing Alan Wake and also I guess I should play Alan Wake 2 as well and wait don't I have like. a lot of work to do actually 5522
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026replaying Star Allies and enjoying it a bit more now that I have tempered expectations of "game they obviously needed OUT the fucking door for the anniversary" the fact that they patched in like twice as much game after it came out does help 2370
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026it's kind of wild that Kirby Canvas Curse is technically a "spinoff" game that dropped between the two Flagship-delevoped "mainline" games, because the way you get to the back half of that game and instantly see how Kumazaki's design DNA would take over the entire franchise is so fascinating 2897
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"what if your pilot has a SICK FETISH for dres-" buddy, I already know all pilots are perverts, that's just how they're wired 511813
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 22/09/2026genuinely funny that the Warner Bros. umbrella of properties holds some of the most culturally beloved and successful American IPs ever made but it's such a clusterfuck hydra of decades of debt and mismanagement that possessing it kills all of its owners like a cursed diamond 424254
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026hate thinking about how "Spring 2027" is a minimum of five months away I want to know what's up with Kirby's weird new world so very badly 314119
Reposted by MorbiMorbi @morbi.bsky.social · 11/01/2026I'm still out here shipping Sonic and Surge in an extremely normal way 11841136
Reposted by MorbiMorbi @morbi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026if you speedrun to the final dungeon in under 10 hours, Mifty congratulates you for being sooooo speedy and starts doing her famous Mifty Dance for a completely RNG amount of time between 20 seconds and 45 minutes 21609148
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026[as if we've all been talking about this topic before this moment] I think I mostly just dislike that movie Mario is sometimes kind of a mean little cunt for no reason, when he was mocking Bowser's art and attempts at rehabilitation I just felt like "hey. he wouldn't do that" 512312
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026duality of man is that I have been stopped on the street by strangers to be told I "look like a younger Jack Black" on two separate occasions, once as a compliment and once as random mockery 1391
Reposted by MorbiMorbi @morbi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026like, haha everyone pretend you don't just have "suggestive images" set to auto-display okay 1146683
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026ideally you should be imagining Mifty in an otherwise super-high-fidelity videogame, you need to be picturing her rendered as an animated 2D creature hovering next to Clive FFXVI 3582
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026anyway. now that I have finished making Mifty move and brought her one step closer to breaking into The Real World, I can sleep and then uh. work on all the art I'm actually obligated to do 1480
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I want to post the Mifty pantyshot (REAL) I drew months and months ago but this website is bad and doesn't let you do spoiler tags for joke purposes, so, 11150
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026if you speedrun to the final dungeon in under 10 hours, Mifty congratulates you for being sooooo speedy and starts doing her famous Mifty Dance for a completely RNG amount of time between 20 seconds and 45 minutes 21609148
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I don't know much about Mashle but I do know WHO DA BEST I'M DA BEST OH YAAAAAH is an all-timer brainworm 3430
Reposted by MorbiMorbi @morbi.bsky.social · 04/04/2026I think more games should let me marry dolls actually 1904
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Bayonetta in Crossworlds is very tempting. but I'm still holding out for Surge 0311
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 15/09/2026I think animating is the absolute most fun form of art but it's so hard to get my brain to do it for more than a few days every like, 5 months lmao 2510
Reposted by MorbiMorbi @morbi.bsky.social · 25/11/2025- If her affection is raised above 15, Mifty will actively sabotage all other romance options out of jealousy - If her affection is kept 15 or lower, Mifty will actively sabotage all other romance options for entertainment 413823
Reposted by MorbiMorbi @morbi.bsky.social · 25/11/2025You can press the (L) Button to get unhelpful advice from Mifty at any time If you feed her SNACKS from your inventory, you might occasionally find yourself with fewer SNACKS in your inventory 1136890
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026and the original Star Fox art director is experimenting with AI games???? 31147
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Ikumi please. don't make me feel stupid for being so angry on your behalf when they sat you next to him 1517
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026I just love the idea of Mineru being conscious the whole time and keeping hold of her identity by constructing a life with 500 tulpas of the back of Link's head and then quickly having to remember how to be normal again when the real one showed up weird gooey-brain Mineru should have been a partner 2934
Reposted by MorbiMorbi @morbi.bsky.social · 14/01/2025[repost] Mineru spending 10,000 years stuck in an ipad and developing a more intimate relationship with a single image of a guy looking at a wall than she had with every person she ever knew in her life combined 111741410
Morbi @morbi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Age of Imprisonment revealing Mineru has the ability to possess any object she wants and not just constructs is really funny because I just imagine her and Rauru as little kids playing real life prop hunt 1693