Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusVajra Chandrasekera @vajra.me · 43mI saw Jaws on tv as a very small child in the mid eighties and it frightened me so much that I briefly developed aquaphobia and my brother had to explain to me that sharks cannot swim up the water pipe and come out of the tap 1372
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusMaterialist Gnostic @walmsley.bsky.social · 2hgotta say I'm not a fan of these Hims ads which seem to consist entirely of "you should feel gendered anxiety so that we can sell you cures for it" 6392
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusGONZO the Ca'at @gonzo.bsky.social · 1hBehaviores Report: 100% goode! 1636126
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 1hWhy did Hello Kitty steal my rizz. 15613
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusSuziBean💖🌱🔞 @suzibean.bsky.social · 6hI bring you, Vampire Nighthawk #SuziBeanArt #MtG 2226
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusCoach Jerry (referee 🔵) @gopher33j.bsky.social · 4hAs a Minnesota gopher football and Milwaukee brewer baseball fan - I had a great weekend 151
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusKelly “Free Link” McGonigal @kellysmcgonigal.bsky.social · 5hWe’re so darned cute. @ashmcgonigal.com wanted to go for a walk, but I wasn’t up for a real strenuous one, so we drove to the nearby wetlands and took a stroll around the boardwalk. Saw tons of monarchs! It’s another gorgeous day. 1103
Reposted by Malaclypse the Fetuslowtax speedrun enjoyer @rickywlmsbong.bsky.social · 9hmy wife sent me a link to a batman boston scally cap as a joke and below it i found the worst thing ever made 5343
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusDex Anderson @dexanderson.com · 10hThere's a new documentary about The Swan, that mid-00s show where they gave a bunch of women plastic surgery in order to try and "fix" them. And goddamn, the mid-00s really were the wild west of TV 7462
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusOctism Queen @snowqueenofhoth.bsky.social · 03/10/2026ALTER SALE!! You know the drill! Free shipping via snail mail, Venmo preferred, comment or DM to claim, prices negotiable. See next post for more info on the Steam Vents! 64327
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 10has good a time as ever to bring this up: chris rock’s acting in Fargo season 4 was some of the worst i’ve ever seen, and the fact that he was praised for it by some critics made me feel insane. 4678935
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 14hWhen Trump took over, Rufo personally led the campaign to get a hundred trans intelligence fired. Was this about merit? No. Rufo has been very clear. We protect our people, we denigrate and punish the others. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/the-era-of... 136171
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 14hHe systematically targeted Black scholars, offering bounties for evidence of plagiarism. He's make the accusation, regardless of the evidence. In one esp bad case, I wrote a rebuttal and Rufo personally went after every faculty member who (rightly) disagreed. donmoynihan.substack.com/p/open-seaso... 236671
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusDon Moynihan @donmoyn.bsky.social · 15hRufo pioneered the tactic of calling any discussions of race Critical Race Theory, and used it to get people fired. He pioneered the strategy of labeling teachers as "groomers" if they talked about gender identity donmoynihan.substack.com/p/the-qanoni... 651798
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusBlue Heron Farm @blueheronfarm.bsky.social · 11hI am so very, very tired of all these tech assholes and their Very Special Boy Syndrome. The only known cure is poverty. We must confiscate and redistribute all of their assets. For their own good, and for the good of society. 625342
Reposted by Malaclypse the Fetusjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12hi like the idea of will smith being an apex predator for chris rock and only chris rock, like he is the metroid to an x parasite 293161156
Reposted by Malaclypse the Fetusjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 12hsomeone call up will smith we need him to do something 18090291018
Malaclypse the Fetus @omfproductions.bsky.social · 11hAs it turns out, there were and are in fact Good Reasons for why Everybody Hates Chris. 030
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusThis Ends at Prom @thisendsatprom.bsky.social · 11hIt’s show announcement Sunday! We’re eating cold pizza over dead bodies and examining gender in the slasher film. It’s time for THE SLUMBER PARTY MASSACRE! 0163
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusFunranium (AKA Phil Broughton) @funranium.bsky.social · 11hWe normally mention her work as part of why the fluoroscopes vanished from shoe stores. Yes, it's fun and all to let kids see their toes wriggle inside their shoes but not the best idea. In my field, she is far more important for her work at Hanford. 49221
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 11hif they start another pandemic I'm going to be so fucking mad I swear 1122715
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusShiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 11hI get that you don't have much to look forward to Vlad but I have plans for the winter and also I'd very much prefer it if a few million people didn't die 31654
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusMicah @rincewind.run · 12hcomedians suffer one (1) consequence and turn into the whiniest men alive 332270277
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusAngie Nixon @angieforfl.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Folks have insulted: My Southern drawl. My loc’d hair. My clothes. My shoes. My intelligence. I’ve been called a ghetto Black b!t€h. Now @JDVance says I don’t belong and should leave the very country my ancestors helped build. This is a lot y’all. It is. #AngieForFlorida 68592722165
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 12hThe thing I learned most during Me Too and Woke 1 is that there seem to be A LOT of stand up comics who are disgusting pieces of shit. More than just actors generally, stand up comics seem to be the worst. 1632740
Reposted by Malaclypse the Fetusjon ben-menachem @jbenmenachem.com · 12hI went down the rabbit hole of figuring out how they sell stuff so cheap and it was not a happy rabbit hole for me. tl;dr they are basically a private equity/tech firm that sells algorithmic tools. their supply chain / model is basically like shein www.youtube.com/watch?v=HFjJ...youtube.comTech Companies Are Making Clothes Now.YouTube video by The Iron Snail 3197
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 14hNormalization is treating the president stealing from taxpayers to buy campaign ads and offer bribes to voters like it's just another day. Normalization is reacting with "won't work" or "polls poorly," and not "resign immediately or you'll be removed, we exist because of a revolution against that." 11387117
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusTamara Keel [Scary Remix] @tamslick.bsky.social · 12hThis right here. 0142
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusKevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 12hJust a reminder that these Haitian immigrants in Springfield -- who came here legally, did everything they were asked to do and more -- became a target of federal crackdowns because the white nationalist vice president shamelessly spread racist lies about them.rollingstone.comJ.D. Vance Defends False Claims Against Haitians: 'If I Have to Create Stories… That's What I'm Going to Do'J.D. Vance defended his debunked claims that Haitian immigrants are eating pets in Springfield, Ohio. 9538591363
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusFrankestein's monster 🧟 (averysoftno) @aefrankes.northsky.social · 12hMy dad was born in ‘57 in The Netherlands to WWII survivors & came to Canada at 28. He was very strict about what video games my brother & I could play, one big rule being that we couldn’t play games where we killed humans (i.e. monsters were fair game). He let us play the Castle Wolfenstein games. 611512
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusI Scare You Like Sound Dog @chadstanton.blacksky.app · 14hIt’s genuinely remarkable how complete the consensus around anti-Black racism as an unremarkable feature of public and political life has become. 21929228
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusGabe Ortíz @tusk81.bsky.social · 04/10/2026He cheated on her and he protects pedophiles but she’s going to vote for him anyway because oppressing the rest of us matters more. 641836315
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusErika Hall @erikahall.bsky.social · 13hyeah, nothing about that is correct. and because of the way humans work, it's entirely likely to reinforce and further harden pre-existing biases. honestly, we need to assign remedial "All in the Family" viewing. 2301
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 13hYou guys want to hear a short but adorable story that happened right in front of me at the baggage claim in NYC yesterday? I wasn't part of it and there are bits I didn't catch but holy crap, I can't stop thinking about it. 453270986
Reposted by Malaclypse the Fetusjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 13hremarkable piece of journalism. really worth reading. 693352875
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusTom Cox @dj-acid-reflux.bsky.social · 21hI don't deny that dogs can sometimes be quite lovely but what I will say is I don't trust their opinions. If a cat recommended me an album it had bought, I'd totally check it out. If a dog did the same, I'd promise to listen to the album, out of politeness, with no intention of actually doing so 3349658
Malaclypse the Fetus @omfproductions.bsky.social · 15hAt first I thought this was a discussion of the Gargoyle's favorite pizza toppings. I was disappointed when it was not. 000
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 15hfundamentally the issue with the idea of "judeo-christianity" is that while both religions are abrahamic, christians (or people living in christian majority societies) end up thinking the christian experience is the same way jewish people understand their community 1614
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusTade "Will Eat Your Heart in the Marketplace" Thompson @tadethompson.bsky.social · 15hOh, fuck, yes. I'm glad I've been using it for years. 112629
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusBrooke @brooklynmarie.bsky.social · 04/10/2026anti-gross discourse here. feel free talk about whatever you like as long as it's not whatever shit is slopping over the brim today 9527618
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🎶🎶🎶🎶 Still mad- punching Hello Kitty Gonna kick her ass from Rome to Carson City Funko — cost twenty fitty Wanna know her fate? Take a listen to my ditty All the merch from neckerchiefs to knee socks Gonna chase her down and stuff her in a catbox…! 🎶🎶🎶 914711
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🎶🎶🎶 But at night it’s a different world Oh my god she’s a human girl They try to explain it but they can’t… Was born under a power plant And they say, oh isn’t it a pity That her head is eggshell white In the Summer in the City What’s the deal with Hello Kitty 🎶🎶 519719
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusGail Simone @gailsimone.bsky.social · 04/10/2026🎶🎶 Hot town, punching Hello Kitty So adorable-even bleeds real pretty Head’s big but her body’s itty-bitty Should I punch her more? Gonna ask the committee Staggering ‘round, kitty Walkin half dead Walkin into traffic-squashed like a flatbread… 🎶🎶🎶 3451574
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusLary Crews © @larycrews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Instead of a plot, Top Secret has Val Kilmer as the hero, a 1950s-style American rock ‘n’ roller who is sent on a concert tour behind the Iron Curtain and manages to diminish East Germany to a shambles while never missing a word of “Tutti Frutti.” 6213
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusMedusa’s Wink @medusaswink.bsky.social · 03/10/2026It was Kilmer’s first film role, and nobody better badmouth a comedy that went to the trouble of actually filming this scene 🎬 This movie is brilliant.youtu.beTop Secret! (1984) - Underwater Fight Scene HDYouTube video by Via Vision Entertainment 282
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusLary Crews © @larycrews.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I love Airplane! And the humor in Top Secret is much like that film. It also pays tribute to all three of the Naked Gun movies. 5315
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusApril Glick Pulito @aprilglick.bsky.social · 03/10/2026call tom cotton’s cell phone and tell him to send our children to school in the dark so golfers can have morelight???? very cool this man has the nuclear codes but people don’t have healthcare 124161
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusLowki Sapfoot @lowkisapfoot.bsky.social · 03/10/2026last night's first 1-min drawing redeem of Spooky Season, "Billy Corgan carving a pumpkin" 031
Reposted by Malaclypse the FetusNiko Stratis @nikostratis.com · 03/10/2026Springsteen isn't singing about how factory work is good or bad, labour doesn't hold morality, he's singing about needing to get the fuck out of a small town because he wants to feel free in ways he has yet to learn. 1851
