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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
lol
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
star trek TNG episode title:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
unfortunately millennials are unable to credibly recommend any of our music or movies or anything else to younger generations. although we grew up with a lot of great stuff, we blew all our credibility by spending decades talking about space jam, a boring movie for babies
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
TRUMP: I WANT TO MAKE TRANSGENDER ILLEGAL SO KIDS ARE EASIER TO MOLEST! I WANT TO KILL EVERY ARAB. MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR WOMEN TO READ! BRING BACK SLAVERY! LETS HELP BILLY GRAHAM TURN THE EARTH INTO A NUCLEAR CINDER! NEWS MAGAZINE: omg college students are like, so annoying
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 31/03/2026
Being me is full of excitement because I have either a job offer or a job interview tomorrow and I don't know which and it's too awkward to ask & thus let the other party know that its a bit ambigious to me. I was simply too tired and excited to properly listen to the phonecall lmao
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 28/03/2026
Eat shit
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ddiiggss @ddiiggss.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
lmao
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 26/03/2026
This shit was gross in the Y2K era and its still gross now
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 24/03/2026
Domain name test
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Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
AI is truly groundbreaking in that we finally have something more useless and wasteful of taxpayer money than cops.
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Op-Ednego of Babylon @k-rad.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Can this be a solution?
The Strait of Hormuz being goatse'd.
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I do not give a fuck what you think about the current Iranian regime! If your condemnation of the attack starts with “well the Iranian regime is clearly bad and it must go” then you have aligned yourself with empire full stop. I can’t fucking believe how many people are doing this still!!!
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Dyna Soar🦕 @dynasoar5.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Altmans head popping like a bag of ballistics gel
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Lee CroNina's The Mummymoto 💀 @spacecoyote.com · 19/02/2026
recently watched an episode of Star Trek TNG with the Duras sisters, so I'm reposting this thing I drew in 2022
The Klingon Duras sisters, B'etor and Lursa, drawn in the style of Beavis & Butt-head
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Cosmo @marxism.social · 19/02/2026
its time
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a picture of a penguin with the words tux my beloved
Alt: a locket that has a picture of Tux the Linux mascot with the words tux my beloved
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
still the funniest thing I’ve ever had an account banned on any platform for
The White House v
@whitehouse-47.bsky.... • 1h What's up, Bluesky? We thought you might've missed some of our greatest hits, so we put this
together for you.
Can't wait to spend more quality time together!

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Community Notes
@communitynotesof.bsky.social
User added context
This administration is full of pedophiles
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 19/02/2026
We go play hoop
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 18/02/2026
love scrolling on social media it's like another ICE horror followed by a link to a story about how we're way overshooting climate projections followed by tits followed by some streamer called dingoid getting floobermogged by a spunkmaxxer
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👁️🍄🪸 @bloomfilters.plus · 17/02/2026
im not a linux evangelist but people post on here weekly like "i miss when computers were more like the early 2000s and had basic software and i didn't have to pay attention to all the flashiness and complexity and updates" girl what you desire is running stable debian on a spare thinkpad
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Sam @mardiroos.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
Fahrenheit is optimized for everyday human understanding, just like English. It's immediately clear to me what you're talking about when you say something in English to me.
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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Support/Tank/DPS
A man in a leather jacket and green shirt with an earpiece and a brown ponytail, the "I refuse the question" guy.White kid in a brown hoodie winding up a punch Skinny white guy in a purple hoodie getting ready to roundhouse kick the shit out of the camera
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Drew Magary @drewmagary.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
Lichtenstein: We’re One Of The Tiny Countries
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Hooting Zoo Ape @piss.coach · 05/02/2026
youtube content has all been downhill since that moonbase alpha thing where the TTS kept saying 'ass? ass!' over and over
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
ELON MUSK: im not an institutional pedophile, i just liked constantly emailing back and forth with a sub-literate one that would ask questions like "succesful man. + donky, hybrid soon?"
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Kate Harding @kateharding.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
When they say Me Too "went too far," they mean "got too close."
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Rocky Flats Chimney Sweep 🇺🇸 @midlifesuezcrisis.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
There's an old saying from Ron Paul - I know it's in Lenin, probably in Ron Paul - that says there are decades where weeks...uh... and there are weeks where, uh...it's happening
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Rori! @roricomics.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
Lil' comic about hope and longing 💗
comic:

when it happens I hope people ring bells and blow horns.

if I'm asleep I hope to be woken. I won't mind.

if I'm in traffic I hope to see revelers. If it causes a traffic jam I won't mind.

I don't want to exist a moment not knowing that it has happened.
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Sky Burkson @skyburkson.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
it is done almost a year later Paper Chrono Trigger is done proper photo session this weekend made from bristol paper, cardstock, sketchbook paper, toilet paper, & matboard (Also bit of clear resin, colored gel, LED strip, & microLEDs)
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SaraAAAGHH A GHOST!!! Ford 🐍🎨👻 @angeloslh.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
RT if you've never had a tab of ChatGPT open 'just to do quick research'
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2Nauti @2nauti.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 09/01/2026
Good evening. Death to America
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 04/01/2026
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 03/01/2026
Good evening, death to "America", "Europe", and "Israel"
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 03/01/2026
Today's mood
Hugo Chavez holding two incredibly long pistols
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Matthias @nairoingreen.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
You don't have to preface your take on US imperialist aggression by condemning Maduro
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 31/12/2025
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
oh brother, another bad post from political influencer beltway brian. i am furious at beltway brian all of the time. i share screencaps of beltway brian's posts with people who have no idea who he is. i hate all of beltway brian's posts and i read all of them every single day, including weekends
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Tal Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 25/12/2025
everyone on here is 38 years old and loves star trek deep space 9
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 24/12/2025
Dear friends and enemies, have a lovely Yule.
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 20/12/2025
i have a bunch of those little plastic buttons for my dog to press but instead of words like "walk" and "hungry" it's just each individual word from gravel pit by wu tang so he can "sing" it
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Matt Botts @crazyvaclavs.com · 15/12/2025
My “Noam Chomsky was not corrupted after spending time with wealthy pedophiles and rapists” shirt is raising more questions than it answers.
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Berix @berix.bsky.social · 11/12/2025
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 13/12/2025
global adoption of linux gets pushed back by 6 years every time a Linux Guy starts talking at me like max headroom
me: i know apple sucks as a company too but every time i wake up my windows 11 desktop and get an ad for an xbox game served to me on the lock screen i want to scream

classic Linux Guy: You are not a user or an owner, you are a customer and a mark. Welcome to the world we have built.
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 13/12/2025
these mfers love talking about God while radiating evil like an unshielded reactor core
Erika Kirk looking like she has kidnapped teenagers imprisoned in her basement
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Matthijs @mccaine.bsky.social · 10/12/2025
bsky.app/profile/john... yeah if you read about the historic nobility (across times and places) they were overwhelmingly stupid, arrogant, extremely violent, and unbelievably greedy
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Bruno Dies @brunodias.dev · 09/12/2025
Hi humanity, it's me again – the demiurge. Good job on finding the activation phrase ("airport lounge workout area"). You've now completely plumbed the possibilities of depravity within your hellish false reality, so please stand by as I unlock depravity level 2. Again, congratulations!
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