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Brevity is bullshit

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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
lol
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
star trek TNG episode title:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING.
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 23/05/2026
Yeah don't see the issue here
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
unfortunately millennials are unable to credibly recommend any of our music or movies or anything else to younger generations. although we grew up with a lot of great stuff, we blew all our credibility by spending decades talking about space jam, a boring movie for babies
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 08/05/2026
How did you hear her from the trunk of the car tho
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 11/04/2026
Relying on "tax incentives" is just neoliberalism, again
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foaming pipe snake @guntoucher.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
TRUMP: I WANT TO MAKE TRANSGENDER ILLEGAL SO KIDS ARE EASIER TO MOLEST! I WANT TO KILL EVERY ARAB. MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR WOMEN TO READ! BRING BACK SLAVERY! LETS HELP BILLY GRAHAM TURN THE EARTH INTO A NUCLEAR CINDER! NEWS MAGAZINE: omg college students are like, so annoying
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 06/04/2026
Horseshoe artisan Timothy Snyder Cut
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 06/04/2026
Professional Anticommunist Dipshit cannot deal with the fact that Iran is capable of defending itself, so he invents SuperGenius Villain Trump
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 06/04/2026
Shut up sycophant
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 06/04/2026
In a functioning society Your woke Nazi & Child Rape Apologia would earn you prison time. Brunch in hell liberal.
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 05/04/2026
John Penis
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 05/04/2026
Fun fact; it was Apartheid South Africa that gave Israel its nukes. Israel is Rhodesia
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 01/04/2026
Alright it was an interview, which in retrospect sounded more plausible, but still booya
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Attn All Lovers Of Doggos, Pupperinos & Furbabies—We Are Collecting Your Pets To Send Them To Beautiful Israel Where Theyll Become Champions
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 31/03/2026
Being me is full of excitement because I have either a job offer or a job interview tomorrow and I don't know which and it's too awkward to ask & thus let the other party know that its a bit ambigious to me. I was simply too tired and excited to properly listen to the phonecall lmao
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 31/03/2026
All of these need a hot ones edit I'm pretty sure
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 28/03/2026
Just visiting terf island, back to blessed barbarity soon
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 28/03/2026
Eat shit
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 27/03/2026
Nobody hates their nation more than a nationalist
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ddiiggss @ddiiggss.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
lmao
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 26/03/2026
Who are you and why do you post like that
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 26/03/2026
This shit was gross in the Y2K era and its still gross now
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 24/03/2026
Domain name test
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 20/03/2026
The ratio here is unbelievable. You should delete your account
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 20/03/2026
Capitalism is killing the environment, this is a natural progression.
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 17/03/2026
Feudal peasants had wayyyyy more PTO
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 17/03/2026
I would take that shit to the grave. What an abomination
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 14/03/2026
Either t-bone or dangling, not picky
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 14/03/2026
These sallow eyed husks need to decorate a lamppost
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Hellanal Boner-Farter @weedlordmegadoodoo.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
AI is truly groundbreaking in that we finally have something more useless and wasteful of taxpayer money than cops.
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Op-Ednego of Babylon @k-rad.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
Can this be a solution?
The Strait of Hormuz being goatse'd.
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 06/03/2026
The institution responsible for your education owes you a refund
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 04/03/2026
100% agree
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 04/03/2026
I'm not reading this perverted slop. Have a robot do it.
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 04/03/2026
Welcome
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 02/03/2026
Eagerly awaiting the first carrier loss
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
I do not give a fuck what you think about the current Iranian regime! If your condemnation of the attack starts with “well the Iranian regime is clearly bad and it must go” then you have aligned yourself with empire full stop. I can’t fucking believe how many people are doing this still!!!
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 28/02/2026
There are cathedrals everywhere for those with eyes to see
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Dyna Soar🦕 @dynasoar5.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Altmans head popping like a bag of ballistics gel
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 27/02/2026
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 21/02/2026
Did this a year ago for the same reason. Slaps
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Lee CroNina's The Mummymoto 💀 @spacecoyote.com · 19/02/2026
recently watched an episode of Star Trek TNG with the Duras sisters, so I'm reposting this thing I drew in 2022
The Klingon Duras sisters, B'etor and Lursa, drawn in the style of Beavis & Butt-head
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Cosmo @marxism.social · 19/02/2026
its time
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a picture of a penguin with the words tux my beloved
Alt: a locket that has a picture of Tux the Linux mascot with the words tux my beloved
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 20/02/2026
Plz
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 19/02/2026
Lmao
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illumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 19/02/2026
still the funniest thing I’ve ever had an account banned on any platform for
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Nice. Real Nice. @nicerealnice.com · 19/02/2026
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