nice petegeist 👻 @nicepete.bsky.social · 16hdarth i’m an idiot i have so thoroughly disassociated you from … you know what never mind. 020
nice petegeist 👻 @nicepete.bsky.social · 16hbig kitty! this is pico sitting in a box like a real weirdo 040
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻donoteat @donoteat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026holy shit i almost forgot 115811
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻BayBayFriend @baybayfriend.bsky.social · 02/11/2025Padme: I always loved Scooby Doo ☺️ And I have to admit, I think those Scooby Snacks looked pretty yummy! What do you think they would taste like? 🙂 Anakin: Whenever I’m eating food I wish I was scraping my fingernails through the hot dirt outside. And I can hear a dirt yelling. 428440
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻mike taddow @miketaddow.bsky.social · 03/10/2026you’d think bill would be all over a jordon 3296
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻Mike Boylan-Kolchin @mbkplus.bsky.social · 03/10/2026A response I couldn’t have fathomed 15 years ago: “What radicalized you?” “Oh, it was Robert Kraft’s treatment of Macklemore, I’d say.” 227239
nice petegeist 👻 @nicepete.bsky.social · 03/10/2026depends on the balance of humours and how many leeches you use 010
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻Garfield and Friends Screens @garfieldscreens.bsky.social · 03/10/2026 0216
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 02/10/2026i have been laughing at this for 5 minutes straight 1881993229
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻Pumpkin Spice Matte @preflop.bsky.social · 02/10/2026This is funny because between this and lidar on teslas he does not seem to understand “other visible light” imaging on a conceptual level 1434553
nice petegeist 👻 @nicepete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026anyone want to take a 3 hour round trip drive with me for a really short really bad joke? i need a very specific prop and the closest in an hour and a half away. 000
nice petegeist 👻 @nicepete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026youve heard of three dog night, i just had three donut morning 000
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻badly drawn boo! 🎃👻🧛🏼♀️ @soapachu.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Working With Kittens, pt 457 810119
nice petegeist 👻 @nicepete.bsky.social · 02/10/2026you gotta snap a pic like this, i simply must see! 000
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻Thursday! What a concept! @thursaconcept.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Thursday! What a concept! 17342
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 01/10/2026Oh so an immensely powerful man isn’t allowed to enjoy carefree vacations, just because some of his neighbors notice that he has presided over a rollback of their rights and the destruction of the constitutional order? www.nytimes.com/2026/10/01/u...nytimes.comJohn Roberts Retreated to His Island. Supreme Court Critics Found Him. (Gift Article)After decades of potlucks and paddle-boarding on Maine’s midcoast, rising anger and protests have left the Supreme Court’s chief justice more isolated than ever. 21827183
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 882261389
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻lizardbreath 🦎🪦🎃 @spindlypete.bsky.social · 30/09/2026iggy: what's that letter on you shirt me: that's a V for Victory pin. do you like it iggy: yah i want one for my shirt me: okay what letter do you want iggy: W me: what's the W for iggy: for my shirt 101988
nice petegeist 👻 @nicepete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026that’s a bit too on the nose. like. it could only be worse if they plastered ANY QUESTIONS under it. 000
nice petegeist 👻 @nicepete.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the weirdest thing i found living up there is that NO ONE knows how to drive in it, and the roads aren’t designed for it! they just collect giant ass puddles! like uh nobody thought to design the infrastructure for the constant drizzle from the sky? fucks sake 000
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻Pam Herd @pamherd.bsky.social · 29/09/2026America.gov launched today--a DOGE initiative to use AI to deliver public services. Child lying facedown on a frozen lake as the image accompanying the question: "How can I invest in my child's future" is just incredible. Way to go AI 952515666
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻Sahil Kapur @sahilkapur.bsky.social · 29/09/2026A phenomenal moment in the Senate. Eric Schmitt, R-Mo., claims he has evidence Jack Smith went to a HAWKS game in Atlanta. Smith denies it. Schmitt declares he has busted Jack Smith for perjury. Smith, vexed, says he went to HAWKEYES game in Maryland. WATCH IN FULL, UNINTERRUPTED 62069551569
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 28/09/2026The Trump White House official app is fraught with trackers. The White House app covertly collects excessive user data and shares it with third-party trackers while sidestepping federal security rules. For example, the app includes scripts to monitor a user's location several times per minute.washingtonsun.comWhite House Drove Users to Official App Fraught With TrackersThe White House app became the App Store’s most downloaded news app after the president barred three news outlets. 721292861
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻Timothy Burke @bubbaprog.xyz · 28/09/2026I believe the Constitution provides a remedy for Congress when the President doesn't follow his constitutional appropriation-spending requirements! 13927127
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻lukelukeluke @lukelukeluke.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Inside me are two turtles. One is chilling on a sunny log. The other climbs up the side, rolling it over and dumping the first one 220424
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻Jorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If you adopted a feral cat to the inside and he keeps meowing maybe he just really wants to smoke real cigarettes. You don’t know what he was up to before 633287408
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 26/09/2026no one is ever ready for full Haener 1026211
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻mechanical twerk @ruhee.ca · 15/11/2024Verlander. Je verlande, tu verlandes, il verlande, nous verlandons, vous verlandez, ils verlandent 1037866
nice petegeist 👻 @nicepete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026sadly yes most if not all of the class 1s have been uh, charitably, very lax about it. it’s genuinely distressing to see. i’m a massive rail proponent and fan, but like, cmon guys, don’t skirt the really important shit! 010
nice petegeist 👻 @nicepete.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ahhh. is there anything notably specific being transported that’s got folks worried about this one? 100
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻Charles Louis Richter @richterscale.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i take an iced coffee to the job interview. as we shake hands, i nervously spill a little coffee on the interviewer's shirt. they excuse themselves to clean up. i insert a flash drive into an open usb port. i'm in the system. security escorts the terminated interviewer out. i sit down at my desk. 113028
Reposted by nice petegeist 👻Kenny Logins @kennylogins.bsky.social · 26/09/2026a a h, Y E ⠀⠀ ⠀S ⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀ s ⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ ⠀s ⠀⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˢ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀⠀ ˑ ⠀ ⠀݁ ⠀ ! s a t u r d a y s a r e m a d e f o r D A D S ! a n d d a d ‘ s C A R . . . ! 1525
nice petegeist 👻 @nicepete.bsky.social · 26/09/202613 months sober for me today, oddly enough, i absolutely had to laugh at myself for the sheer dumb-assery i thought i was legitimately pulling off. ain’t nobody was fooled, except me. 010
