Reposted by Tim NewtonDavid Gerard @davidgerard.circumstances.run.ap.brid.gy · 04/10/2026 28115883706
Reposted by Tim NewtonJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/10/2026operator: 911, please state the nature of your emergency me: you know, these days, amazon is a whole lot more than just books operator: oh yeah? me: yeah operator: i see. well. did you have an emergency of some kind to report me: no! leave me alone 675657
Reposted by Tim NewtonJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I mean, I do think this one is very true. Malls are still here, but what isn't here is you having church friends. I'm not saying you should be religious because obviously there's a number of reasons people stopped doing that, but that does feel like it's the hole people are actually trying to fill. 3555
Reposted by Tim Newtonthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 23/09/2026One wonderful thing in here is that acknowledges that Iowa was blue forever and forever. Over the past 20 years Republicans have lied to Iowa constituents, failed to deliver for them, but successfully sold them a bill of “we’ve always been your guys.” They haven’t and they’re not 823735
Reposted by Tim NewtonJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 17/09/2026having Zach Cregger make a Resident Evil movie is the exact same as having Greta Gerwig make a Barbie movie, and I'm hoping for similar level results 3711
Reposted by Tim NewtonJoseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 10/09/2026*me to my date when a properly funded PBS is described* that's a properly funded PBS 114023
Reposted by Tim Newtonthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 27/08/2026we are so free now. don't be a coward, your reach is fine where it is, if they haven't found you already you're fine. turn off the discover tab and join me on the field of battle 2467368
Reposted by Tim NewtonDown Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 21/08/2026It's Time For The Left To Have A Conversation That Has Already Happened Multiple Times But I Didn't Care Then 203080556
Reposted by Tim NewtonKeith J Carberry @carberry.deals · 16/08/2026Wallet review: I have a wallet made of rubber fire hose and it fucking stinks and it makes all my cards and money stink. Definitely a buy 4632
Reposted by Tim Newtonmore mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 13/08/2026MILFS in YOUR area have gone SILENT. our SCREENS are showing NOTHING. we don't KNOW where they WENT 3473701942
Reposted by Tim Newtonthe Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 11/08/2026no no it’s the scrolls themselves that are dead. the sea they were found in is actually the pacific. they were in a sunken chest 1627812
Reposted by Tim NewtonSteve Lieber @stevelieberart.bsky.social · 10/08/2026Reposting this because DAYS, the album from @themountaingoats.bsky.social featuring "Charlie Sheen Reaches Out to the Feds." is now available. themountaingoats.bandcamp.com/album/daysthemountaingoats.bandcamp.comDays, by the Mountain Goats12 track album 320729
Reposted by Tim NewtonHermione, Texas Granger @misterfungi.bsky.social · 11/12/2023the Wikipedia entry for axolotls reads like a Cake song 7548721219
Reposted by Tim NewtonColin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 06/08/2026think a lot about how even in '12 after going "nah i don't think i will" about a bunch of things people wanted from him, obama still had enough sense to go "fucking private equity, am i right? these rich motherfuckers, am i right? and romney's one of them" instead of "you owe me your vote, peasants" 11902149
Reposted by Tim NewtonBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 28/07/2026These "we have made an AI so powerful" warnings are straight-up advertisements, btw. No different than "we have made an Oreo so delicious all other snack artists must relent." 13556631038
Reposted by Tim Newtonceej @ceej.online · 26/07/2026“how do you defend bernie sanders’ latest comments on graham platner?” my brother there is simply no need. bernie’s wrong about this one. a politician is a tool, not a god 191814166
Reposted by Tim Newtonceej @ceej.online · 26/07/2026the thing about having actual principles is that when a politician I respect does some stupid shit I can just be like, “that sucks, knock it off” instead of inventing an imaginary world where I’m forced to defend stupid shit for procedural 4d chess reasons 3373911335
Tim Newton @newtnewt92.bsky.social · 26/07/2026Lmfao I was born and raised in Michigan and we're making fun of her because she's deeply weird and has horrible policies, which is a deeply off-putting combo. 020
Tim Newton @newtnewt92.bsky.social · 23/07/2026It's Primary Season and I'm already so tired of the attack ads the Stevens campaign is running against Abdul. They literally feel like the satirical attack ads from Parks and Rec, just blatantly grasping at straws and flinging bullshit with no basis. 000
Reposted by Tim Newtonvictor @windienine.bsky.social · 21/07/2026anyway, these thoughts are scattered, but i'm tired of being offered snack food and children's cartoons and a disney vacation and a general air of retvrn to the womb by the world around me telling me that's what a 28 year old human ought to want instead of any form of self-actualization 26611
Reposted by Tim NewtonPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 19/07/2026so important to understand that it’s perfectly normal to be frustrated with a crying baby, you just need to have the emotional maturity to realize that negatively reacting would be insane 352964247
Reposted by Tim NewtonAbdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 17/07/2026It just shouldn't be this…sh-hard… 7645511154
Reposted by Tim NewtonPatrick Klepek @patrickklepek.bsky.social · 17/07/2026My oldest daughter has spent most of the past year asking if she could see The Backrooms when it came out. I went to see it in advance with my wife, and after some consideration, we decided to say yes. (Spoiler: She had a blast) www.crossplay.news/p/taking-a-k...crossplay.newsMy Nine-Year-Old’s First R-Rated MovieYes, I took her to see The Backrooms. 4077663
Tim Newton @newtnewt92.bsky.social · 17/07/2026Seems deeply unfair that SNL is on its summer break while we have a person who feels like an SNL character come to life running in the Democratic primary in Michigan. You know at least one of the cast would be able to nail a killer Haley Stevens impression. 010
Tim Newton @newtnewt92.bsky.social · 13/07/2026Came back to play a little Titanium Court this weekend after leaving it for a while and god damn that game compels me. It could keep me playing one more round for a whole day if I let it. 010
Tim Newton @newtnewt92.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Been really enjoying @hankgreen.bsky.social's 4x3 puzzle lately, not sure I'll ever top today's performance 👀 www.hankgreen.com/fourbythree 000
Tim Newton @newtnewt92.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Extremely late to the game as per usual but damn, Heated Rivalry is a good show! 240
Reposted by Tim NewtonInfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 10/07/2026Who is actually under the latex mask? 562364218
Reposted by Tim NewtonTruckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 01/07/2026We must make gentle the heart of this world bruh 218159
Reposted by Tim NewtonAaron King @aaronmfking.bsky.social · 03/03/2025The four kinds of magic in Universel Riche, a forthcoming RPG about a shit world. 513935
Reposted by Tim NewtonMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 05/07/2026it's going great over there 158996
Reposted by Tim NewtonDr. Damien P. Williams, dread portent down from a mountain cave @wolven.blacksky.app · 05/07/2026Man, what must it be like to have what many of your followers would believe to be hard evidence that god hates you, and have to just like… keep acting like stuff is normal and you're in control? 527633
Tim Newton @newtnewt92.bsky.social · 04/07/2026I came into this world as a reject, look into THESE EYES and you'll see THE SIZE of THESE EYES 000
Tim Newton @newtnewt92.bsky.social · 04/07/2026God this holiday fucking sucks. My dog has been quaking in fear of the stupid fireworks on and off for days. 000
Reposted by Tim NewtonAudrey Farnsworth @audipenny.bsky.social · 03/07/2026America keeps trying to get me to go to her birthday party and I’m like no girl u need to go to the hospital 85204095087
Reposted by Tim NewtonTopher Florence @topherflorence.bsky.social · 03/07/2026remember mercury being in retrograde weakens the typical INFJs empathic power so the next few weeks will be a good time to seduce them into your evil schemes and plots 26525
Reposted by Tim NewtonJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 02/07/2026i’m sorry but farming is cheating. you didn’t scavenge those cucumbers, you grew them in your field on purpose and “found” them later. and that’s bullshit 333886636
Reposted by Tim NewtonRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/07/2026I give The Funniest Thing permission to happen. 592233194
Reposted by Tim Newtonleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/06/2026scenes without mommy’s face in them are unnecessary in movies. it does nothing to advance the story of where did mommy go 1458691286
Reposted by Tim NewtonTits McGee @scientits.bsky.social · 28/06/2026‘Say yes and never do it’ Mel Brooks knew how to deal with the studios 141180905572
Tim Newton @newtnewt92.bsky.social · 28/06/2026I wish everyone in my town setting off their fireworks on the Saturday before the 4th when the 4th itself is ON A SATURDAY this year a very house on fire 010
Reposted by Tim Newtonstu of the living dead @rinbcage.bsky.social · 12/12/2024tfw you take way too much benadryl 203738849
Reposted by Tim NewtonSarah Z @sarahz.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Avery is one of the best game designers of our time, IMO. Highly highly recommend checking out her work!!! 110018
Reposted by Tim NewtonDelaney King (She/Her/Whomst) @delaneyking.bsky.social · 21/06/2026Nobody is making profits. It is going to burst and it is going to take all those data centers with it. Keep your skills. Practice your crafts. Hold on to your books. Stay sharp. 20872141396