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@therealjoro.bsky.social
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amateur runner, aspiring writer, and all-around dingus. Cyclones and Packers all the way. Minneapolis, MN

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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 1h
Mayor Her has never heard of Shut The Fuck Up Friday
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 3h
“Oh you just need to enable this feature and that feature and add custom instructions to tell it to please definitely certainly always listen to you and always do the right thing” why did we make technology that you have to put on a PIP just to get it to do basic things? Who signed off on that?
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 3h
I love that in the Big 26 I’m having to consider buying a physical alarm clock because my iPhone alarms have stopped working. “Have you tried setting an automation to make sure your alarm volume is up” no fuck you that’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heard. It’s an alarm. How do you fuck that up?
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 12h
holy shit I ran 1300 miles in 9 months
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 13h
No interest in relitigating the strengths and weaknesses of the sequels but the lamest take as proven by time is “but the good guys won so why are things bad now?”
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 16h
Can't imagine having your right wing career spiked by Amy Klobuchar. Embarassing.
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sleepyhead 🔞 @sleepyhead.mindcontrol.fun · 16h
Not enough people have The Avalanches' Frontier Psychiatrist in their lives 💜 www.youtube.com/watch?v=qLrn...
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Molly Coleman @mollycoleman.bsky.social · 18h
Sharing my comments from today’s meeting of the City Council, related to the hiring of outside counsel to represent Mayor Her in the lawsuit brought by Chief Henry. The full audio of the meeting is available here: stpaul.legistar.com/View.ashx?M=....
On April 1st of this year, the City was notified by Chief Henry’s attorney that the Mayor was being accused of engaging in illegal conduct toward City employees, and that litigation was reasonably foreseeable. 

Today, one day shy of six months later, the City finally saw fit to discuss the matter in a closed door session with this City Council.

In the six months during which the Council and the public have been kept entirely in the dark by the administration, an external law firm has already been engaged at tax payers expense to investigate the allegations of repeated sexual harassment and other inappropriate workplace conduct by the Mayor. 

Neither the Council or the public has been informed of the total cost of that investigation. Neither the Council or the public has seen the report.

While vague media reports have circulated that the report will be made public soon, we’re left with the allegations in the Chief’s 73-page complaint and the investigation summary prepared by an employee of the Mayor herself that finds that the Mayor engaged in “offensive and inappropriate behavior,” “created an uncomfortable work environment” for City employees, and “sent inappropriate text messages” to at least two City employees.Today, the Council is effectively being asked to write a blank check with taxpayers’ money to a law firm that, frankly, is a law firm that I take great issue with—just minutes, literally minutes, after this body was provided for the first time was provided with any sort of update related to this matter. 

This is no way to run a city. The lack of transparency, the refusal to provide the Council with the information necessary to fulfill our duties as a co-equal branch of government, and the lack of respect for the residents of the City is unacceptable. And yet, as the Council President explained, we effectively have no choice in this matter. If we choose not to retain outside counsel today, then we are opening up the City to additional liability and the risk that the Mayor herself could sue the City for refusing to hire outside counsel. 

We are in a horrible position and we have very few options. I am incredibly frustrated by the vote that we are being asked to take today. I am incredibly frustrated by the timeline on which we are being asked to take it and the fact that we will be spending unknown sums of money, significant sums of money, defending against claims we know nothing about—despite the fact that our money has already been used to investigate those very claims. 

So while I will vote yes for this resolution today, I want to be very clear about the legal limitations that require, from my perspective, that vote—and the immense frustration and disappointment at being asked to take this vote today.
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 18h
In college I ran an anonymous Twitter account that DW was so not bothered by that he mentioned it multiple times across multiple blog posts. That was a fun time.
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 20h
theonion.com/nations-93-y...
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Nation’s 93-Year-Olds Announce Plan To Crash Car Into Side Of Bank
WASHINGTON—In a joint statement outlining the mission shared by hundreds of thousands of elderly American citizens, the nation’s 93-year-olds announced a new plan this week to crash their cars into th...
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 21h
feed it to a baby!
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 23h
Tickets purchased for Cory Wong @ First Ave, May 8th! Highly recommend getting tickets if you’re at all interested, these shows are always amazing.
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 23h
we love the scunthorpe problem, folks
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 23h
If you’re in line to play OL for the Green Bay Packers STAY IN LINE
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 23h
the bears and the hawkeyes might be legit this year, i am in hell
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
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Star Wars Hyperspace: Han Solo ve Chewbacca
ALT: Star Wars Hyperspace: Han Solo ve Chewbacca
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
This singular moment probably won her the election because people are so hungry for her to stand up to anyone and she’s spent most of the cycle trying so hard to avoid any appearance of doing that
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Louie Zong @everydaylouie.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
free throw contest
a stylized 3d render of young link shooting a bomb like a basketball into the large spinning goron vase in ocarina of time.
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Tomorrow’s patch notes for Minneapolis: • removed glitch allowing drivers to noclip through bollards into prohibited areas
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post malone ergo propter malone @proptermalone.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
help me out, are Iowa and Georgia important states for a guy who thinks he’s a future President
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Stantwt Stick Figure Reactions
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Puss In Boots' Fearful Reaction
ALT: Puss In Boots' Fearful Reaction
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One of my favorite things is seeing a branded cart miles from the nearest store and thinking about the trip it must have taken, like damn you got that Target cart to Lower Landing Park when the closest Target is the Midway? Kudos!
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I’m genuinely concerned that by outsourcing all of our test-case writing to AI, we’re introducing a bunch of bugs that are not being caught and will bite us in Prod. Given how often I have to correct basic mistakes, it’s getting worse, not better.
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
do you know how badly you have to fuck up for me to be like “hell yeah Amy Klobuchar” A LOT
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
stepped out for literally 4 seconds and now the overweight cat is eating all the high calorie food and the underweight cat is eating the weight loss food because they hate me personally
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Ian, in the Year of the Bean🫛🫘 @mplsnightmayor.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I would let them lock me up for perjury before admitting to going to a Hawkeyes game.
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Derek (Not Derrick) @derekadamthomas.com · 29/09/2026
Jack Smith claims he wasn’t at an Atlanta Hawks game because he was in Maryland to see Caitlin Clark, but how does he explain this image of Caitlin Clark in an Atlanta Hawks jersey?
Caitlin Clark in an Atlanta Hawks jersey checkmate
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
October is in 2 days and we’ve been getting rain for the past couple weeks, you don’t need to be watering your lawn
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Jack Hittinger @jackhitts.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Whatever (many) faults Amy Klobuchar has, we can all at least agree on one thing: She knows ball.
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Something something terrible for our country something something great content Schmitt confused the Atlanta Hawks with the Iowa Hawkeyes WBB team and seems to have based his entire line of questioning around that.
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Bill-a Lugosi's Dead @neokefka99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A distorted hologram of Palpatine from STAR WARS - EPISODE 1
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
good morning
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Wedge LIVE!™ @wedge.live · 29/09/2026
An interim police chief is allowed to say things like "I inherited a mess." A three term mayor can't get away with that formulation. www.startribune.com/minneapolis-...
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Interim Minneapolis police chief says he inherited a budget ‘mess’
Police leaders acknowledged during a City Council budget meeting that overtime was handed out too loosely in years past and said they’re now monitoring it more closely.
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dr. hazel 🕯️ @hazelmonforton.com · 01/05/2026
Still the funniest scene in Star Wars.
Syril Karn dissociating in Andor.
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Jim Pickard @pickardje.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
as a satire on so-called late stage capitalism how could one beat investors pouring a trillion into a company offering to wipe out humankind
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Elle Ess @viamarsala18.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
And so they should be called to the carpet to answer how the budget got this way. I’m absolutely sick of the news framing this as if the city council is a bunch of screeching harpies for demanding answers. The council is correct!
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jam @socialistboat.dad · 29/09/2026
I can tell you're not from around here by the way you pronounce "shibboleth"
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Quick reminder that while O’Hara is gone (and this article frames him as the problem), Jacob Frey is still around, and he allowed this to happen. Jacob Frey is solely responsible for this. You don’t hate the mayor enough.
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EHB on BET @ehbforbet.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Many people who were critical of MPD cost overruns were denounced as alarmist or anti-police. Now MPD has admitted to the abuse of overtime hours. I am grateful current leadership is cracking down but deeply frustrated by this betrayal of the public trust and the time it took to get answers.
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Jason Mendoza Says Go Jags, Obviously
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
okay I feel like you maybe could have called forward progress on that one
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Dan Pizzuta @danpizzuta.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Add Ben Johnson to the "has more fun calling a game when his quarterback is bad" group
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
God dammit the Bears are good. Fuck. Like, they’re a good football team. Son of a bitch.
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
best anthem ever
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
holy shit he is so old
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Oh boy they’re doing Case Keenum dirty with this locker room footage
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
😬😬😬 this is where we had the worst Valentine’s dinner of our lives this year 😬😬😬
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ICE OUT State Fan @therealjoro.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They must be REALLY scared about Iowa because I am getting like 5 calls and 6 texts a day to my Iowa cell phone number. It’s never been this bad.
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