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Nerdluck Bang

@nerdluck-bang.bsky.social
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Not actually a villain from Space Jam, but I am from Moron Mountain (Texas). Husband. Father. Traveler. He/him. YIMBY. Put everything directly into my backyard.

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ceej @ceej.online · 10/09/2026
with the way things are going I think it’s possible the money spent on ai coding tools becomes broadly distributed between small firms and local models while the frontier labs become more and more obsessed with burning money to keep their pet machine intelligences “alive”
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 01/09/2026
i don't think i should be required to work hard and do a good job when everyone with power over my life barely works and does a bad job
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Merriam-Webster @merriam-webster.com · 31/08/2026
macabre = “muh-KAHB” Worcestershire = “WOOSS-ter-sheer” omnipotent = “ahm-NI-puh-tunt” reticent = “RET-uh-sunt” epitome = “ih-PIT-uh-mee” myriad = "MEER-ee-ud" Never make fun of someone if they mispronounce a word. It means they learned it by reading.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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chief kyiv @stefanivan.com · 20/08/2025
yeah i would be calling it that too
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. 7 The first scientific report
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Mike Finger @mikefinger.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Pickleball is pretend exercise for homeowners association vice presidents who want to eliminate all public space for actual exercise and replace it with the most annoying sound in the world.
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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 18/08/2026
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Nerdluck Bang @nerdluck-bang.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
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Muppet Animal Looking Around
Alt: Muppet Animal Looking Around
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Nerdluck Bang @nerdluck-bang.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
This is one of those skeets that is going to randomly pop into my head sometime between 2 and 47 years from now.
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Nerdluck Bang @nerdluck-bang.bsky.social · 28/07/2026
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Go Outside And Touce Grass
ALT: Go Outside And Touce Grass
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Waldo Jaquith @waldo.net · 24/07/2026
The claim “RFK Jr. does not fuck chickens” is not an evidence-based claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that RFK Jr. fucks chickens.
KEY POINTS
• The claim 'vaccines do not cause autism’ is not an evidence-based
claim because studies have not ruled out the possibility that infant vaccines cause autism.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 02/02/2026
a thousand ships is the OPENING bid!
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 12/07/2026
The evil that men do lives after them, The good is oft interred with their bones
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Nitish Pahwa @nitishpahwa.com · 12/07/2026
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21 Grahams

From descriptions of Donald Trump, stated between 2015 and 2018, by Lindsey Graham, a Republican senator from South Carolina.

A race-baiting, xenophobic bigot
The Islamic State’s “man of the year”
The death of the GOP’s relationship with Hispanic voters
A death blow to the GOP’s relationship with women
The world’s biggest jackass
A wrecking ball
A salesman of fear
A politician whose ideas are gibberish
A politician who is incapable of representing a mattress company
A poor representation of a Republican
A president who is unfit for office
A president who sometimes crosses the line
A Twitter user whose tweets are sometimes beneath the office of the presidency
A man who has a blind spot
A thoughtful person
A good person
A strong person
A golfer with an accurate drive and an athletic swing
A president doing a great job
The best hope in decades for peace
A potential recipient of the Nobel Peace Prize
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Bo Thompson @gaudipern.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
There's a perverse symbolism in the legacy of White racism sheltering under the bowers of all African Americans have done for this country while patiently waiting for the chance to go back to insisting we are a drain upon their society and that they never needed us at all.
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Seth Rosenthal @sethrosenthal.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
saw a truck for a company called Absolute Chimneys and I can’t stop saying that to myself as if I’m an English soccer announcer calling a free kick that sailed over the crossbar
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Nerdluck Bang @nerdluck-bang.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Anteaters reading this post
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50 Cent: What He Said F*** Me For!?
ALT: 50 Cent: What He Said F*** Me For!?
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 15/06/2026
Is it carbon monoxide
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Nerdluck Bang @nerdluck-bang.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
The textbook definition of *absolute scenes*
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 04/06/2026
fickle, false, and full of fraud
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Nerdluck Bang @nerdluck-bang.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Does anyone have connections with freelance graphic designers, specifically ones with experience with wordmarks?
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Andy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
It's not the thing that's caused the most death and harm, but pointlessly and maliciously torching our deep-rooted relationship with our closest national friend and neighbor is, in terms of history and national character, one of the most depressing aspects of the broader catastrophe.
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Nerdluck Bang @nerdluck-bang.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
Franklin BBQ is, at best, the 5th best barbecue spot in Austin. Not even top 10 in the Texas Hill Country, let alone the entire state of Texas. Brisket is quite good, sausage is pretty good. Everything else is mid and being carried by hype.
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Nerdluck Bang @nerdluck-bang.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
bo - HAN - jyeh - leez
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The Rooster @rooster.info · 16/04/2026
oh for sure man. totally.
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Nerdluck Bang @nerdluck-bang.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
The affect of a well-intoned "dude, what the fuck did you say?" Is truly remarkable. People all the time say "I want to be an ally, how can I help?" And most of the time the answer is just to call out gross behavior.
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Call me Ishmaboo @billjank.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Investment tip: when the GOP says they want to let “average investors” in on a good deal, it’s a sign that all the wire has been stripped from the walls and the investment is about to collapse, and they’re looking for suckers to hold the bag and be the face of a bailout
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Anthony Michael Kreis @anthonymkreis.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
Contrary to the Wurman, Barnett, Epstein, Lash, et al. story re: the common law and natural subjects: "le fits de alien, ql fits est nee en Angliterre il est anglois et non alien" "the son of an alien who is born in England is English and not an alien" 36 Hen. 8 (Eng. 1544) FIFTEEN-FORTY-FOUR
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/03/2026
On my life, my lord, a bubble.
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Bill Mudron @mudron.bsky.social · 13/03/2026
30 years ago tonight:
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Glonzo the Bureaucrat 🇬🇱 🌹 @snarkranger.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Each one of those three missiles costs 33% more than the annual budget of the national park where I work.
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Ed BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
Ask everyone you know what their favorite and most memorable class was in college and take careful note of how few of them name a course from their major or that is relevant to their current career.
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Richard Waite @waiterich.bsky.social · 22/02/2026
We cut child poverty in half across this whole country and also instituted universal free meals in public schools across this whole country. And then we let those policies expire. During the previous administration.
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Luke Knox @lukeknox.me · 01/02/2026
hard to overstate just how much Houston nailed it with the dunking astronaut logo
HOUSTON, TX - JANUARY 28: Kevin Durant #7 of the Houston Rockets looks on during the game against the San Antonio Spurs on January 28, 2026 at the Toyota Center in Houston, Texas. Mandatory Copyright Notice: Copyright 2026 NBAE (Photo by Logan Riely/NBAE via Getty Images)
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 27/01/2026
Larry Nance Jr., forward for Cleveland Cavs
Instagram picture by @larrydn7 of Nance in a hat, chain, and with a black t-shirt saying "all my homies hate ICE" with three angry cartoon ducks in between these large words. below that on the shirt in smaller type: "no one is illegal on stolen land immigrants make america great"
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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Imagine being the person brave enough to leak this in the hopes that media attention could stop it and then the media just……buries it.
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H.E. Cas Piancey @cascoinfoundation.org · 31/10/2025
I just watched this again and I want to share it with everyone youtu.be/nQLJNCDa4GA?...
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 14/12/2025
The thing you need to understand about the Right is that they are absolutely fine just plain burning down higher education if taking it over ideologically doesn’t work. They’re perfectly happy reducing it to ashes.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 10/12/2025
I saw a lot of people posting their favorite cover songs and thought I’d add mine to the mix
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assbutt @nasboat.org · 06/12/2025
you know how i know im a 44yo dad? how much i laughed at this shit
bubs, i’ve only got two, maybe three Motown puns left in me. Four tops.
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Nerdluck Bang @nerdluck-bang.bsky.social · 01/12/2025
Literally a world-renowned pediatrician in his 70's (who specializes in infectious diseases, virology, and immunology) is quoted on the record as saying "If he has data showing he's right, then fucking publish it." Love seeing experts stand ten-toes-down. Need to keep seeing more of it.
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 09/11/2025
second verse on this is one of the funniest things i've ever heard
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Nerdluck Bang @nerdluck-bang.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
Always nice to see good people stand up for things that shitty politicians try to take away.
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Jessica Ritchey @jmritchey.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
If I had explain American history in one sentence, I could do worse than "John Brown was hung for treason, but Robert E. Lee was not."
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The Volatile Mermaid @ohnoshetwitnt.bsky.social · 14/10/2025
Imagine if a woman president went off about every picture of herself she didn’t like. “Hysterical.” “Emotional.” “PMSing.” “Petty bitch.”
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 22/09/2025
#FightThePower
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Kristina🦋 @dunemythang.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Carl Sagan.
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 14/09/2025
10% funnier every time I watch
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