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@ndy.bsky.social
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The world’s most aerodynamic writer (with the less aerodynamic @caitidh.bsky.social).

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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 7h
Desperate for a White Sox/Dodgers World Series where my childhood must battle my adulthood.
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No one ever gets to criticize the first AC of The Odyssey until they’ve tried getting a subject sharp while handholding a medium format camera stopped down to F11. The fact that we could see anything while they were shooting IMAX at F2 is a small miracle.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everybody look at me! Also lavish praise on Kaitlin.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All The President’s Men but it’s 90 minutes of Dustin Hoffman asking beleaguered Committee To Reelect staffers whether they’d wear sneakers to a wedding.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve never gone into a pitch without a can of Diet Coke
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IM SORRY MAMA I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOUUU I NEVER MEANT TO MAKE YOU CRY BUT TONIGHT, I'M -
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bisexuals, for 24 hours you will reflect light instead of refracting it. Use these hours wisely.
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kaitlin @caitidh.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
yesterday w @ndy.bsky.social
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kaitlin @caitidh.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
spent the day out with @ndy.bsky.social shooting on our mamiya and every time i shoot film i'm always reminded of what bad immediate-gratification syndrome i have re: images
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A K @aklingus.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
you know, I’m something of a heat seeker myself bsky.app/profile/popc...
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Birds Are Dinosaurs @birdsaredinosaurs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Still thinking about her
Hey, remember that Willy Wonka experience scam? The one hallucinated by AI, promising a magical candy wonderland for children and it was total shit? This poor woman, hired as a Oompa Loompa, is at a station that looks like a shitty high school science lab that had its funding cut and its lab equipment raided by students to make meth. The Oompa Loompa is in a green wig and a cheap costume, her expression resigned. Every decision that led her to this moment was a mistake. The room is full of smoke and might be on fire.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Babe, a new sleep paralysis demon just dropped
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
No joke I think it may be the best written movie of all time, on top of being a career best directorial outing for the Bergh
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Alli DeJong @allidejong.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
oh yeah lol i remember this guy. poncho munch for deano bonano. that phrase we’ve all heard before
POLICE CHIEF
PONCHO MUNCH
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DEANO BONANO
I'M WITH
BONANO
During Hurricanes Ike, Gustav and Katrina there was one constant. Deano Bonano was there for Westwego residents every time. As Director of Emergency Management and the head of Jefferson's Homeland Security, Deano instinctively knew the needs of our city.
That's because in his 30+ years of experience in Jefferson Parish government, where he led many critical divisions, Deano not only realized how a parish could help a city in need, but he also knew exactly who at the parish-level could help us most. It was during our darkest days in Westwego that Deano Bonano was our brightest guardian.
I'm supporting Deano for Council because I know how much he can and will help Westwego in every way. I'm asking you to please consider supporting Deano as well!
It's important to Westwego!
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Evangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
RFK JR:
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kaitlin @caitidh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just watched a woman totally face-in-lap texting while driving with a baby in the backseat almost hit a pedestrian close enough that he had to jump out of the way. people need breathalyzers in their cars but for phones. absolute scum of the earth behavior.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If Anton Chigurh said I was cancelled I would just submit my resignation on the spot.
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Calvin Lin @calvinloveinternet.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
The best part of being an artist is that you can just draw whatever dumb idea comes to your head at 1am
A scene parodying the Neon Genesis Evangelion scene of Asuka and her Eva unit getting pierced by the spear of longinus. In this scene, Linguini and Remy from Pixar's Ratatouille take the place of the EVA unit and Asuka respectively. Linguinis eye is pierced by a fork version of the spear and Remy is depicted in an inset where he is grabbing his eye and screaming like the anime. There are anime subtitles at the bottom that say "AHHHHHHHHH!"
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Classics professor Emily Wilson has published a 15,000 word review tearing Nintendo a new hole for including a jump button in Ocarina of Time. "I am going to kill you in real life," she threatens over forty times.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
We Bought A Golf League
Matt Damon in the Cameron Crowe Camerassic Crowerassic “We Bought A Zoo”
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Her: is it cool if I come over? Me:
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𝕾𝖕𝖔𝖔𝖐𝖞 𝕶💀 @serialk86.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
"Amazing, fam, mission complete, that shit right here is why you're da goat, the one and only!"
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MGS Metal Gear Solid: Kazuhira Miller WHAT Meme
ALT: MGS Metal Gear Solid: Kazuhira Miller WHAT Meme
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SimpsonsQOTD @simpsonsqotd.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
♪ I work hard for the money ♪ ♪ So hard for the money ♪ ♪ Oh, I something, something money ♪ ♪ Come on give me lots of honey ♪ "Now, there's an employee, Smithers. A smile on his lips and a song in his heart. Promote him."
Season 11 / Episode 3
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
BREAKING: Former NBA player that no one remembers discovers way to have name, photo in headline for first time ever
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K.C. Clyburn, Author @kccomplainsalot.blacksky.app · 29/08/2026
"the president woke up this morning and did not rename any bodies of water. parades will be held in their honor around the country."
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Centrist JFK: We choose not to do these things because they are hard!
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Is it possible to be reincarnated as weather?
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
It’s a contraction of you all, go outside.
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Senior VP of Doom Universal @ondemanned216.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
MISS DOLLY LOVED ME???? 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
Number 699: a production company that makes 3 hour lore videos on the cast of Beakman’s World narrated by a fake Morgan Freeman
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Yeah but like what happens in the episode?
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
That’s some comically high overhead for a bunch of tasks one mildly competent freelancer could do in a few hours.
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bobo tucci @no-flashlight.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
2 BALD 2 GLORIOUS
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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
What if we kissed at the—
90s news Screen grab states: liberty university gay sex command center
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Rick Caruso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
I am fundamentally opposed to watching the “Previously On Reacher” season recaps because I respect his ethos too much to care about what happened in the last town he passed through
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kaitlin @caitidh.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
die hardman? more like shut thefuckupman
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Blaise Ulysse Bernard Collins @wittywebhandle.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
4 Panels of Jonathan Frakes doing intros for Beyond Belief Fact or Fiction

Panel 1: Have you ever burst through the door to the emergency room?

Panel 2: Have you ever consulted a receptionist?

Panel 3: Have you ever spoken with a doctor?

Panel 4: Have you ever experienced loss?
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Gentleman Doofus @gentledoofus.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
My next move? Stay tuned, Silvestri, and you'll find out.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Nothing but respect for the Dodgers making the Max Muncy bobblehead anatomically correct
Dodgervision image of Max Muncy bobblehead with a large black box obscuring his crotch
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Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 03/08/2026
elizabeth 🪢
@OneFeIISwoop

the way people talk about dopamine and serotonin on here is really the modern-day equivalent of the four humours
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Todd Vaziri @tvaziri.com · 02/08/2026
Sam Altman
@sama• 1d
cool use case of chatgpt work i heard last night:
connect your family calendars and explain your kids' interests.
every morning for the drive to school, have it make a podcast that talks about one kid's soccer game that afternoon, one kid's upcoming birthday, some news, etc.
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What if you just talked to your children
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kaitlin @caitidh.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
awhile ago, in kauai #photography #photographersonbluesky #nature #blueskyartshow #photographersunited #artistsonbluesky #hawaii #kauai
looking at a waterfall-decorated mountain through lush plants in kauai
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
the best part about these lamps is you can eat them!
A physically distorted refuse room lit like "Backrooms." The only object in the room is a massive floor-to-ceiling lamp that is also distorted and facing away from camera.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 29/07/2026
Sam Altman, who recently said in an interview that everyone will get to have their own genie

He has a speech bubble
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