Reposted by Thornjam @socialistboat.dad · 01/10/2026Caffeine doesn't replace lost hours of sleep, it only masks the fatigue signals to your brain so you don't realize how tired you actually are. You still suffer the cognitive and physiological deficits from the sleep deficiency, you just can't tell. Which is good actually and fine I've decided 7852137
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 11hi've been this hard up so i get it but man, you're on a regional jet. you're going to land in 20 minutes 140
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 12hif i say i was up until midnight, i was up until 2. and if i say i was up until 2, i need you to kill me 070
Reposted by Thorn🎃 scarecrowcialism 👻 @swolecialism.bsky.social · 12/11/2025[Ed Harris in Apollo 13 voice] alright. What do we have on this spacecraft that isnt gender. 17755111
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 30/09/2026important fact: the most common coordinate frame used on the lunar surface is called MOON_ME 2233
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the best part about this is that i was doing it in a callback that fires when (wait for it) the size changes 230
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026all-time hilarious bug const size = thing.getSize(); const res = thing.getResolution(); size[0] *= res; size[1] *= res; would you expect thing's size to change? 100
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026middle school gf said i was more of a girl than she was (true story but i think it still counts as a wrong answer) 0132
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i remember the first time i had wifi at home, in 2003ish, and i was like oh wow i can read the internet in bed? this rules! what a turn that took 480
Reposted by ThornJames Petruzzi @hawaiianimages.bsky.social · 28/09/2026So, who wants to come work with us at the summit of Haleakala? Good with altitude? 20/20 (corrected is fine) vision? Some computer and astronomy experience? We are hiring folks! One position for a Laser Ranging Safety Tech: www.indeed.com/viewjob?jk=1...indeed.comLASER RANGING SAFETY TECHNICIAN – ID# 226372 - Pukalani, HI 96788 - Indeed.comApply for the LASER RANGING SAFETY TECHNICIAN – ID# 226372 job in Pukalani, HI! Learn more about the job description, salary, and job details to see if you qualify on Indeed today. 23219
Reposted by Thornpumpkin spice jorbo 🍂 @bookenj.bsky.social · 28/09/2026controlled posting into terrain is a real threat. glad to see people finally taking it seriously 071
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 28/09/2026my experience years ago with ruby on rails - mostly very positive - engendered a deep distrust of "magical" code. dealing with someone else's method_missing was more trouble than it was worth. now i'm looking at reactive JS code that uses signals, and folks... you are entering a world of pain 360
Reposted by ThornSpecter177🐊 @specter177.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My rocket engineer told me the ocean keep eating his rockets so I asked how many rockets he has and he said he just goes to the Starbase and gets a new rocket afterwards so I said it sounds like he’s just feeding rockets to the ocean and then his CEO started crying. 0339
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i think it's great that my brain fears for its life for several hours after i express mild annoyance. very adaptive trait, thank you 280
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026i'm enjoying the new ted lasso. sorry if this is annoying 040
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 27/09/2026cleaning for guests - establishing a priority gradient originating at the entrance 380
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026after [mumble] years in aerospace this is no longer a picture of a coordinate frame, it's a picture of endless arguments followed by 10 nearly identical 700-line files named transforms.py/projections.cc/frames.js and at least one /* fuck it */ pos.y *= -1 020
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 26/09/2026made with HyperCard [turns to dust] which was the style at the time 190
Reposted by Thorne.w. niedermeyer @niedermeyer.online · 26/09/2026we have a rule here where one job applicant can't eat all the fully loaded nachos 1437323
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026there's a genuinely fun thing on my calendar today and i'm annoyed about it 1150
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i'm genuinely sorry for doing "look at this bad take i found" but this has to be a joke, right like i cannot even begin to imagine how one arrives at this conclusion earnestly 250
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026flight instructor? yes. clearest indication that they know what they're signing up for 1211
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026since people are talking handedness here's a fun thing i learned recently about humans. while your dominant hand is better at controlling fine movement, your nondominant hand is also specialized: it's good at stabilization, especially stabilizing the thing your dominant hand is doing. 370
Reposted by ThornCol. Boozy Badger @boozybadger.lawyersandliquor.com · 25/09/2026You know if nothing else Senator Tuberville has succeeded in giving furry aviators the ability to post their fursuit cockpit photos TOPICALLY 629143
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i would like to go back to the dream where three baby owlbears got into the house 030
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it is once again time to lull myself to sleep with inside scoops on the worst things that have ever happened 140
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 25/09/2026First they came for the "Remember me" checkbox on login forms. Then they came for the "Automatic Updates" toggle in iOS settings 250
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Tired: It's decorative gourd season, motherfuckers Wired: It's shapeless pullover season, motherfuckers 281
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i recently discovered The Rest Is Classified and i'm fuckin hooked. this is pure uncut dad heroin 230
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i love transferring context: 5.09GB. i will certainly not regret transferring context: 5.09GB 150
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026just saw a discourse at the intersection of lesbian bars, masking, and Stalin, so i'll be logging off now thx 3160
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026one thing about me is if i see a picture of a cat i will click the like button 260
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026[software engineers] writing comments is divulging information to the enemy 061
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026"rovy wade" bouncing around in my mind like the dvd logo 1211
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i wouldn't pick either of these guys. they're both dead 080
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 22/09/2026this is the worst thing that's ever happened on an airplane 050
Thorn @coelliptic.bsky.social · 21/09/2026crazy idea but i'm just trying to think outside the box: a second wire 240