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Andy

@ndy.bsky.social
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The world’s most aerodynamic writer (with the less aerodynamic @caitidh.bsky.social).

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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 4h
The Braves can still win this series if Pence finds the courage.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 6h
STOP THE COUNT!
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
At this point it’s only newsworthy if Gutfeld(!) understands something.
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🎃 Out Of Context International Dubs 🎃 @outofcontxtdubs.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Movie: Digimon Adventure: Our War Game! Language: English Country: United States Version: Digimon: The Movie
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
The percentage of my 4k collection that could be described as “bought this because I don’t trust Zas to keep it in circulation” is shockingly high.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
No joke after Zas was put in charge I made sure to lock down every season on 4k disc
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
It’s a big post season for fields, huge congrats to fields!
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This is an unsanctioned move, the council will convene to determine the punishment.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The way that laugh escaped my chest frightened my dog.
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Rick CarBOOso’s Private Fire Crew @amandasmith.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I LOVE MY LARGE ADULT TEEN WOLF SON
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Am image of Spider-Man facing camera with the caption: Remember kids, Jesus Christ was crucified by his local police department.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Te quiero mucho Miguel Rojas
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Does it suck to have people say mean things to you on your personal account? Absolutely! But the solution lies wholly in your hands: follow comms protocol, treat your personal account as your personal account, not some backchannel accessible to any user you haven’t blocked yet.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
If your messaging can’t get past the comms team then they are doing their job effectively and you’re the one coming up short. Without consistent and persistent comms channels you make T&S policy, which may be rigidly codified and enforced in your org, look amorphous and confused.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As someone who has actually worked in real crisis comms let me put it to you as plainly as I possibly can: Your account is never the place to communicate policy, especially when you automate blocking. You’ve crafted a presence that works counter to the goals of your comms team and your department.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Science.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Flumbo has a 10 day free trial if you bundle it with Pleurga, now just remember both of them are in a carrier dispute with hasbro so if your kids want to watch Peppa Pig you’ll want to sign up PreVue Now, just not the ad supported tier
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Like in my building people are taken aback when I push the button myself instead of just asking.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Idk maybe I live in some magical bubble but I’ve never experienced anything remotely like this since moving to LA from NYC.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
losing my mind at how ruthless this sentence is
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I think the failure to take ownership while crafting that body of work is telling. Like I can understand why he didn’t put it on front street, building a public career with that history of sexual violence is really hard. But atonement isn’t supposed to be easy.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Which movie? Warner has been passed along so many times this could be like 5 flicks
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Loving that this thumbnail is from a movie Warner will no longer own in 19 years.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
This leans so hard movies made by the dude who publically announced that he went to bed working for the best studio and woke up working for the worst streaming platform, the dude who told Warner Bros to lose his number and made $2b for Universal in the 6 years since.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I feel like you had to be pretty up on either alt comedy, letterboxd community, or ex vine stars at that very moment to know about it
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Desperate for a White Sox/Dodgers World Series where my childhood must battle my adulthood.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aww did the internet joke hurt your feelings? Did it make you feel violated? Do you feel unsafe every time you log on now? That must be so hard for you.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Love to see it!
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caden cockburn @cadencockburn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
screenshot of google search "Is tweety a boy or girl"
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FLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Know their names: Scott Kretzschmar, Scott Norris, Diego Sarabia, Gillio Lopes, Winston Lee, Johnathan Newell and Matthew Ingalls #Cornell7 But also, everyone in the group chat, the administrators, university, and DA. SHAME.
Cornell 7Disgusting chat
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
You owe us nothing, now go enjoy a Saurian brandy.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report doing his segment “Who’s attacking me now?”
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I used to go to parties with this guy (long story also) and he 1000% believes whatever he is saying at any moment.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
TLDR dude was a weird pudding brained pseudo-spiritualist who glommed on to anyone nearby who he thought could elevate his career. Incapable of selling out when you have nothing to sell.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Also the first producer of his podcast was a physically/emotionally/sexually abusive piece of shit. Says a lot that Duncan stood by him when his ex went to the cops.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
He and I ran in the same social circle in 2012, he was affable in that way someone who’s always high is. But every conversation somehow led to him talking about how cancer made him spiritually elevated. Finding out he got enthusiastically absorbed into Rogan’s brand of bullshit is not surprising.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No one ever gets to criticize the first AC of The Odyssey until they’ve tried getting a subject sharp while handholding a medium format camera stopped down to F11. The fact that we could see anything while they were shooting IMAX at F2 is a small miracle.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Everybody look at me! Also lavish praise on Kaitlin.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All The President’s Men but it’s 90 minutes of Dustin Hoffman asking beleaguered Committee To Reelect staffers whether they’d wear sneakers to a wedding.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I’ve never gone into a pitch without a can of Diet Coke
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
lol remember when y’all did news?
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
All The President’s Men but it’s 90 minutes of Dustin Hoffman asking beleaguered Committee To Reelect staffers whether they’d wear sneakers to a wedding.
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Andrew @swandre3000.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
IM SORRY MAMA I NEVER MEANT TO HURT YOUUU I NEVER MEANT TO MAKE YOU CRY BUT TONIGHT, I'M -
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Yeah the parallax could explain some of it but other changes and artifacts (I’ve found yet more) are baffling
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I found several examples of weird AI jiggery pokery in comparing the images. Also I think it lengthened both of their legs
A side by side image of a press photo of Trump and Xi along with Trump's AI edit, with several changes highlighted in Trumps image: The soldiers behind them are garbled. Trump's face and expression are charnged, an aide now has a completely new face, Trump's glove on his left hand has been removed, Trump now occludes "AI" in the logo for "AIR CHINA"
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The one Trump posted has AI fuckery all over it, peep the soldiers behind them.
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Loving Jesus is about 1/5 woke
Wokeornot.com page for The Chosen, scored as 21% woke
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
but he say mean thing about orange man when camera on!
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Chuck Tingle @chucktingle.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
HAPPY INTERNATIONAL BI VISIBILITY DAY
cover of NOT POUNDED BY BI ERASURE BECAUSE MY CURRENT HETERO-PRESENTING RELATIONSHIP DOES NOT INVALIDATE MY QUEERNESS featuring a ladybuck in a red suit lookin over at a VERY ANGRY sentient eraser they are on a long street with lush green plants on either side
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Andy @ndy.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bisexuals, for 24 hours you will reflect light instead of refracting it. Use these hours wisely.
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