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@nctopophile.bsky.social
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Recovering misanthrope. Aspiring Luddite. Tar Heel. Healthcare money stuff. Dogs, music, nature, and general silliness. I hope something good happens to you today. #WNCstrong

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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 17h
@primawesome

My neighbor told me coyotes keep eating his outdoor cats so I asked how many cats he has and he said he just goes to the shelter and gets anew cat afterwards so I said it sounds like he's just feeding shelter cats to coyotes and then his daughter started crying.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Fleetwood Mac & Cheese @nctopophile.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Share someone who looks stylish posing with or next to a car
Tawny Kitaen straddling a car in the Whitesnake music video for “Here I Go Again”
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merritt @merrittk.com · 30/09/2026
we fucked up bigtime when the internet slipped from the utopian promise of being able to connect with ANYone into the hellscape of being connected to EVERYone
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Warren Zevon on stage with a guitar and mic with a speech bubble coming down making it look like he is saying the quoted post
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 10/10/2023
About to get thrown out of here for obvious reasons
Pumpkin hoop
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Fleetwood Mac & Cheese @nctopophile.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
They’re leveling out the pit? So will The Pit Preacher just be known as The Preacher? This is depressing.
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Fleetwood Mac & Cheese @nctopophile.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Do what now?
The wrapper of a Hershey’s Take 5 candy bar, which brazenly declares that “the color orange is a registered trademark.”
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NC Stories @ncstories.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
A big data hack including images of millions of drivers licenses.. krebsonsecurity.com/2026/09/fbi-...
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FBI Probes Service Selling 153M+ Drivers Licenses – Krebs on Security
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
When you wonder why they don’t make Crustables
Jaxson Dart
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James Gilbert @jamesleegilbert.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
"snow angel" or the "angel of death," is the rare imprint left by an owl as it swooped down to catch prey
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Fleetwood Mac & Cheese @nctopophile.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Look, I know it’s probably pronounced like Genesis, but C’MON @actualnames.bsky.social
An election flyer that reads:

Ted
Penesis
* * * FOR KANE COUNTY BOARD
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
If Han Solo had spent less time poncing about with Chewbacca and more time being a father maybe his son wouldn't have stabbed him.
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Six Dettmar @sixdettmar.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I’M AT THE URGENT CARE I’M AT THE TACO BELL I’M AT THE COMBINATION URGENT CARE AND TACO BELL
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Fleetwood Mac & Cheese @nctopophile.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Same energy
A baseball roster from the MLBPA video game
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Guilherme Nunes @guilhernunes.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
capyberus
painting of a three-headed capybara with a spiked collar on a warm-colored background
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Fleetwood Mac & Cheese @nctopophile.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
NBC used “Into the Mirror” by Seattle’s own Minus the Bear as the bump music going into commercial. Respect. youtu.be/hDttonV_LZI
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Into the Mirror
YouTube video by Minus the Bear - Topic
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Fleetwood Mac & Cheese @nctopophile.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Drake Maye introduced himself as from “Myers Park High School” and not “The Univeristy of North Carolina.” What’s that about?
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old fruit pictures @pomological.xor.blue · 09/09/2026
sambert avocados, painted by royal charles steadman, 1916
sambert avocados, painted by royal charles steadman, 1916
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Fleetwood Mac & Cheese @nctopophile.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Holy crap, Teams also includes Effin’ Birds gifs. I am SO getting fired.
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Fleetwood Mac & Cheese @nctopophile.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Charlotte friends: I pulled up my sample ballot for the 2026 general election and it doesn’t appear Tigress Sydney Acute McDaniel is running for anything. Could this be the end of her fruitless attempts to gain public office? 🐅 📐🥺 ballotpedia.org/Tigress_Sydn...
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Tigress Sydney Acute McDaniel
Ballotpedia: The Encyclopedia of American Politics
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Fleetwood Mac & Cheese @nctopophile.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Happy Birthday to the incomparable @aimeemann.bsky.social 🎉 Patient Zero - Aimee Mann youtu.be/en8HZ6X20Og
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Aimee Mann - Patient Zero
YouTube video by Aimee Mann
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Sam @samuelhlowe.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Looking for a driver for next Sunday. Returning some clothes my ex left behind via T-shirt cannon drive-by as she exits the church on her wedding day.
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binp @binp.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
understandable
Bloody urine (haematurea) was recorded by Ancient Egyptians in papyri 5,000 years ago. They called it Aaa. The first scientific report
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Clue Heywood @clueheywood.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Been way too many months since I laid on my couch and whispered “need a stop here” to myself while watching two college football teams whose home states I don’t know
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Kelly @broadwaybabyto.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Rabies is 100% fatal if untreated. Please help spread the word about the exposure at the Farm Adventures mobile petting zoo in North Carolina. The vaccine is incredibly effective and will save your life. Also…. Rabies at a petting zoo!?!? www.nbcnews.com/news/us-news...
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Four baby goats at mobile petting zoo in North Carolina test positive for rabies
The North Carolina Department of Health and Human Services said the petting zoo held events involving children and elderly people between July 28 and Thursday.
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Odd This Day @oddthisday.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Well, happy 29th anniversary to the greatest ‘reverse ferret’ ever issued by a media outlet
“We apologise for the Princess Diana page one headline DI GOES SEX MAD, which is still on the stands at some locations. It is currently being replaced with a special 72-page tribute issue: A FAREWELL TO THE PRINCESS WE ALL LOVED.”
Statement published by the National Enquirer, August 31, 1997
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SamWalkerOBXNews 🎙📻📰🥍🦓 @samwalkerobxnews.com · 29/08/2026
Sláinte! #GDTBATH
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Fleetwood Mac & Cheese @nctopophile.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
UNC still in contention for the College Football Playoff
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Fleetwood Mac & Cheese @nctopophile.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
TCU with an offsides penalty to end the game, perfect exclamation point on a very sloppy game by the Horned Frogs #GoHeels
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Fleetwood Mac & Cheese @nctopophile.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Jordan Shipp just sitting down after making the catch at the end of the 3rd quarter 😂 This game is so stupid.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
The Garden of Earthly Delights (detail), by Hieronymus Bosch, 1480-1505
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Entertainment Weekly @ew.com · 28/08/2026
Music legend Peter Gabriel guest stars on Apple TV’s dystopian drama ‘Silo’ and performs his 1977 song, ‘Here Comes the Flood.’
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Peter Gabriel guest stars on ‘Silo’ — as himself — and performs (exclusive photos)
Music legend Peter Gabriel guest stars on Apple TV’s dystopian drama ‘Silo’ and performs his 1977 song, ‘Here Comes the Flood.’
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Fleetwood Mac & Cheese @nctopophile.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
One of the great things about public radio is that they have tremendous autonomy over their programming, unlike corporate-owned radio stations. That’s probably why I’ve heard 9,563 Dolly Parton songs on @wncw.bsky.social so far today (complimentary).
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Daryl Hannah @dhlovelife.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Dolly broke me in early to her raucous self deprecating sense of humor when we began steel magnolias rehearsals  i asked her - how long does it take to do a hair do like yours? Dolly - no idea, i’m never there when they do it! i started taking Dolly-isms notes on the back of my script after that
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DocAtCDI @docatcdi.com · 23/08/2026
I asked my wife if I could set up a cloning machine in the basement. She said, Sure, make yourself at home!
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TofuNYG 🏈🏳️‍🌈🗽🇺🇦 🚫👑🖕🧊 @groguspeak.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
"Under MTA rules, dogs are allowed on the NYC subway only if they are fully enclosed in a container or bag and carried in a way that does not annoy other passengers." 😂
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Fleetwood Mac & Cheese @nctopophile.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
🎶 Won’t you take me to…
Horneytown 

A screenshot from Google Maps showing a place named Horneytown, fr fr
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Fleetwood Mac & Cheese @nctopophile.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
It was a good day for paddling
Salem Lake, Winston-Salem, North Carolina, USA. A point of view from inside a bright blue touring kayak. The kayak is on a sunny lake that’s surrounded by lush green trees in the distance. The kayaking has black deck rigging, with a yellow paddle float and a red bilge pump strapped underneath the rigging.Salem Lake, Winston-Salem, North Carolina, USA. A point of view from inside a bright blue touring kayak. The kayak is on a sunny lake and about to pass under a pedestrian and cycling bridge that is part of a park greenway. There are green trees on either end of the bridge.Salem Lake, Winston-Salem, North Carolina, USA. A close up view of downed trees in a lake. Perched on one of the branches of a downed tree in the water is a Yellow-Bellied Slider enjoying the sunshine. The turtle is craning its neck and sticking out its back left foot. Or is it a flipper? Or maybe a claw? I clearly haven’t given this much thought before.
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Chicken WingDings 🇵🇸 @ebridget.bsky.social · 21/10/2024
steve buscemi giant toblerone, if you even care
steve buscemi giant toblerone
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Fleetwood Mac & Cheese @nctopophile.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Elmo sticker 😂
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
"this edible ain't shit" two hours later:
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Brian Lynch @brianmichaellynch.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Donkey Kong's arch enemy should be Monkey Kong who is a donkey
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Anon Opin @anonopin.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Everyone you know has a skeleton inside them. I feel that this unsettling fact is not given the attention it deserves.
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Luca @lucagalletti.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Homer Simpson disappearing into hedge (in Lego) Credit to Jason Allemann & Kristal / @jkbrickworks
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Hollywood Steve Huey @hollywoodsteve.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
It's the ideal safe word!
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Stephen Hopkins @phil-lol-ogist.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
Parents Parents 2026 BCE 2026 CE 🤝 "These kids and their damned tablets"
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Michelle 🦋 @michellesmoody.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
YALL LMAOOOOOO🤣
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