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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad

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Daniel Reynolds @akareynolds.bsky.social · 11h
Why don't we just wait here a little while... see what happens?
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 11h
MacReady from The Thing (1982)
Me dressed in my MacReady costume
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Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 18h
No two words send AI industry advocates into fits of rage more than "stochastic parrots." The question is: Why? Why do they get so worked up over this particular critical framework time and time again? I sat down with @emilymbender.bsky.social, one of the coauthors of the original paper, to discuss
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The two words the AI industry hates more than anything
I talk with computational linguist Emily M. Bender, co-author of the influential 2021 “stochastic parrots” paper, about why AI industry leaders can’t stop seething over the term.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 18h
I'm sorry but not with That Voice
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 18h
At some point we should talk about how facile “tax the rich” is as a program, there’s no point in taxing billionaires harder if we leave the existing articulations of private property and profit motive in place. Especially when it’s so easily gamed thru the legislative process
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 18h
At a really fundamental level Leo XIV is just a person with sound, well-reasoned, moral stances on the world and how life should be lived who isn't afraid to say those things in public. That kind of person simply does not make sense to business leaders and politicians for whom speech is convenience.
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 19h
The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that.
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 20h
It's Bandcamp Friday and you know what that means: you get a thread about my friends' music. (friends, romans, followers, DM me a link and I'll add you to the list) 1. The music by @veryimportant.lawyer that we always say is available on Bandcamp on @nohomework.website
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Future National Sports, by Patrick Cosmos
11 track album
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 19h
Is it a bad look to say things that are out of date or just false? Sure, but in this case who cares? Yeah, probably better to say nothing, but not much is really lost. No one is really worse off.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 19h
The ways the people behind it are trying to infiltrate every aspect of our lives, I think most people are better off not using any of it. Most people aren't coders. Most people shouldn't offload their thinking.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 19h
I think this is correct, but I also don't think it matters all that much. Even as someone who over-indexes on "get the facts right/know how things work, even for things that are bad", the whole ecosystem is poisoned enough that I think it's fine for people to dismiss it altogether if they want to
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 19h
So...like...it's bad that Tony Romo got a DUI, but compared to the actions & statements of certain other broadcasters (including statements made on the air), it's pretty odd that he's getting forced out over it
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 21h
A couple weeks ago a bunch of Dems and media were talking about Woke 1.0 and #MeToo “went too far” meanwhile every man on social media is still saying stuff like “Watson was never charged!” which makes clear it didn’t go anywhere near far enough
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Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 02/10/2026
caitlin clark fell short of a championship? oh wow thats crazy.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
get beasted on by Chelsea Gray, MAGA Barbie
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fuck da Fever #fuckdafever
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think it's very good business to pay the 22 year old All NBA center less than 21% of the salary cap for 5 years during his early prime seasons, actually
Rockwell, Freedom of Speech
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Ricky O'Donnell @rickyodonn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ben Johnson grew up taking teams from worst-to-first in Madden franchise mode. Now he's doing it in real life. Wrote about how Johnson was the only man who could have saved the Bears + how the win over the Eagles cements him as an elite NFL head coach. www.sbnation.com/nfl/1130502/...
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Ben Johnson turned his Madden fantasy into reality with the Bears
Ben Johnson was the only man who could have saved the Bears from themselves.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
who could possibly say
Vermont is the least racially diverse state in the United States, with an estimated population that is approximately 91.6% White.
Racial and Ethnic Breakdown
According to U.S. Census Bureau estimates, the demographic makeup of Vermont includes:
• White alone: 91.6%
• Multiracial (Two or more races): ~3.9% to 4.8%
• Hispanic or Latino (of any race): 2.8%
• Asian alone: 2.2%
• Black or African American alone: 1.8%
• American Indian and Alaska Native alone: ~0.2%
• Native Hawaiian and Other Pacific Islander alone: <0.1%
Context and Diversity
• Along with Maine, Vermont consistently ranks as having the highest percentage of residents who identify as non-Hispanic white.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me, toasting my sister and her new husband on a lifetime of happiness at their wedding: This is the water and this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
genuinely cannot believe PAC is gone. What the fuck Fuck.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bulls add a Top Five Shooter of All Time for nothing
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Agent Cooper's Iconic Twin Peaks Thumbs Up
Alt: Agent Cooper's Iconic Twin Peaks Thumbs Up
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there are not 69 modern shows better than The Shield, folks.... there aren't even 6....
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The NYPD under Mamdani escorted Netanyahu to the UN and is having protestors arrested (including Hannah Einbinder and Susan Sarandon) and he’s still going after him. You have to laugh at this point, no meaningful antizionism anywhere in power.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We are a very low taxed country compared to every other wealthy country in the world, and it is a sickness that is slowly killing us
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
looking at the Western Conference today and fuck it, I think the Grizzlies have a great shot at the 7 or 8 seed. I think they are definitely better than: - SAC - NOP - LAC - DAL - GSW - POR with a decent shot of beating out one or both of: - UTA - PHX
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One year later and it’s just complete bullshit that Kaleb Horton is gone. A staggering loss. I miss him.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
mostly didn't have a great performance night at Wednesday night hoops tonight, but did make game winners in both of the last two runs of the night, so who's to say if it was a success or not (me! it was)
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L Ron Mexico @lronmexico.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It helps to understand America as a casino you’re trapped in: no windows to another future, no concept of time apart from the casino itself, designed to wear you down. Neon lights and beeps and boops, every machine dressed up as some familiar IP, all doing the same thing: slowly bleeding you dry.
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 22/09/2026
We overvalue STEM education in this country. But if everybody learned basic statistics and math they wouldn’t have been tricked into thinking that Nate Silver was smart
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 22/09/2026
jason benetti you are my GOAT
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dennis Podman 2027 Western Conference Preview with @poetlorien.bsky.social and me: youtu.be/pBCyI5OY7OE
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Dennis Podman 2027 NBA Western Conference Preview
YouTube video by Dennis Podman
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Dennis Podman 2027 NBA Eastern Conference Preview with @poetlorien.bsky.social and me: youtu.be/E-G4rA25YYY
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Dennis Podman 2027 NBA Eastern Conference Preview
YouTube video by Dennis Podman
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
ben johnson is getting smoked rn
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Ryan Marino, MD @ryanmarino.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I graduated med school in 2014. I was taught-and saw-how hard melanoma was to treat, like a death sentence Since then, new treatments have made it possible for people w/ the most advanced melanoma, like Jimmy Carter, to live to 100! We are killing ourselves by letting them destroy American science
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
One of the sickest things about Kyle Fletcher is that his theme song is by Hot Mulligan and it's about how if you're not ready to kill rich people, then your hate is pretend. Beast mode.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Seems like obviously better value than the very similar Keyonte George contract
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Riotfest is awash in Hogwater at The Onion tent. Doctor approved by swine expert @doctor1hundred.bsky.social.
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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Resurrected the rotation heatmaps! They are now available going back to 1996 on the site. Here are the Warriors from 2012 (gestalt.toplines.app#team/GSW?sea...) and 2026 (gestalt.toplines.app#team/GSW?sea...). Enjoy!
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
aw yissssss
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Papageno but with IBS @papagenobutwithibs.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
For posterity. He went on to claim that he supports a 1 state solution as if Zionists don’t characterize that as he characterizes the left position.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
One week in the books of Operation Get Back In Shape. 3 resistance training days. 2 nights of hoops. 7 days of Cronometer food tracking. 2 pounds down
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kalie's Macbook died (because I plugged the wrong charger into it and fried the logic board😔), so I bought myself a Thinkpad T14s Gen 2 (32 GB ram, 512 GB ssd) for like $300 off eBay to put Linux on and gonna give her my new-ish Macbook Air. Finally just going full nerd mode in my old age.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
This is such a good pickup for the Knicks. I wish they'd stop doing smart things.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
someone with editing skills free fancam idea for someone: 'lanterns' kyle chandler clips set to 'chance encounters' by the menzingers
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Defector @defector.com · 15/09/2026
Arch Manning, room full of dipshits, snicker about AI video of Steve Sarkisian slapping Holly Rowe: defector.com/arch-manning...
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Arch Manning, Room Full Of Dipshits, Snicker About AI Video Of Steve Sarkisian Slapping Holly Rowe | Defector
Fair warning: This is a short blog post in which you are going to encounter exhausting behavior from some fellas who will leave you pining for the restoration of our culture’s sense of shame. Texas be...
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Think my number one choice for filling Stacey King’s seat is a year of rotating people to be a buffer and then the season after this one bringing in Joakim. Don’t know if he has any interest but selfishly that’s what I want.
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Brad Johnson @climatebrad.hillheat.com · 14/09/2026
The primary existential threat AI poses to humanity is not Roko’s Basilisk or Skynet or other fantasies of the transhumanism and effective altruism cults seeking to create a silicon god. The extinction-level catastrophe AI promises is nothing more exciting than cooking the climate for compute.
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The Week in Climate Hearings: Cooking the Climate for Compute
Inno
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SLC Unc @dadshammdad.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Robert Kraft's constitution
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
same ol cowboys lol
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