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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad

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Thomas @djamesalicious.bsky.social · 1h
No one talks about the real worst thing gen x did. They didn't fucking buy tickets for Halloween III
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Domas:
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Karl Havoc: I Don't Even Want To Be Around Anymore
ALT: Karl Havoc: I Don't Even Want To Be Around Anymore
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
this is some Giannis shit
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
highkin why do you look so afraid in the thumbnail
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
sent this to many of my friends this week
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I would simply never respect a conservative.
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Insidious covert spread of Poptimism made everyone think overcaptilized bullshit made without personality is equivalent to actual good art. If you have the guts to actually have discerning taste, then the machine can never reproduce what is valuable to you about art.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
get their asses
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rob @ok-but-still.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
bruce wayne is the most realistic billionaire character because instead of using his fortune to solve child hunger in the US or whatever, he spends it on gear for his niche, thrill-seeking hobby
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Eric @nemchocke.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
26-62 two-year record and nothing to show for it. Let that shit sink in.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
can't wait for the next pod's apology for stealing a kids in the hall bit as its founding bit
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
drank too much of The Poison last night. should never drink that much of The Poison.
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maffew going to MAGFest @maffewgregg.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It started raining so me and @thetomcampbell.bsky.social got PAC a hat and scarf
PAC memorial at Monument
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Yep. This is why the idea of vaccination being a personal choice is total bullshit. It's just monstrously selfish to not get your shots.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Physical media maxxing continues
Jaws, Us, The Shining, and The Thing on 4K Blu Ray arranged next to one another
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Randomly running into D from Sincere Engineer on the way into wrestling last night and getting a fist bump when I recognized her and said hi was very surreal. I love this city
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Daniel Reynolds @akareynolds.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Why don't we just wait here a little while... see what happens?
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MacReady from The Thing (1982)
Me dressed in my MacReady costume
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Brian Merchant @bcmerchant.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
No two words send AI industry advocates into fits of rage more than "stochastic parrots." The question is: Why? Why do they get so worked up over this particular critical framework time and time again? I sat down with @emilymbender.bsky.social, one of the coauthors of the original paper, to discuss
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The two words the AI industry hates more than anything
I talk with computational linguist Emily M. Bender, co-author of the influential 2021 “stochastic parrots” paper, about why AI industry leaders can’t stop seething over the term.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm sorry but not with That Voice
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At some point we should talk about how facile “tax the rich” is as a program, there’s no point in taxing billionaires harder if we leave the existing articulations of private property and profit motive in place. Especially when it’s so easily gamed thru the legislative process
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
At a really fundamental level Leo XIV is just a person with sound, well-reasoned, moral stances on the world and how life should be lived who isn't afraid to say those things in public. That kind of person simply does not make sense to business leaders and politicians for whom speech is convenience.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
stealers is a much cooler name for that franchise
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Mina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The problem isn’t that they’re moving past it—it’s that they’re trying to rehabilitate it. Would be better for everyone if people who don’t want to engage with the facts just talked about the play on the field and left it at that.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
your money real good right now
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's Bandcamp Friday and you know what that means: you get a thread about my friends' music. (friends, romans, followers, DM me a link and I'll add you to the list) 1. The music by @veryimportant.lawyer that we always say is available on Bandcamp on @nohomework.website
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Future National Sports, by Patrick Cosmos
11 track album
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Is it a bad look to say things that are out of date or just false? Sure, but in this case who cares? Yeah, probably better to say nothing, but not much is really lost. No one is really worse off.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The ways the people behind it are trying to infiltrate every aspect of our lives, I think most people are better off not using any of it. Most people aren't coders. Most people shouldn't offload their thinking.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think this is correct, but I also don't think it matters all that much. Even as someone who over-indexes on "get the facts right/know how things work, even for things that are bad", the whole ecosystem is poisoned enough that I think it's fine for people to dismiss it altogether if they want to
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Patrick Fenelon @patrickfenelon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So...like...it's bad that Tony Romo got a DUI, but compared to the actions & statements of certain other broadcasters (including statements made on the air), it's pretty odd that he's getting forced out over it
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A couple weeks ago a bunch of Dems and media were talking about Woke 1.0 and #MeToo “went too far” meanwhile every man on social media is still saying stuff like “Watson was never charged!” which makes clear it didn’t go anywhere near far enough
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
oh lol, totally missed the joke (average bluesky experience). congrats!
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I'm sorry to hear that / happy for her that she no longer has to do it (depending on why)
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Robert O'Neill @robertoneill31.latenightgrin.com · 02/10/2026
caitlin clark fell short of a championship? oh wow thats crazy.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
get beasted on by Chelsea Gray, MAGA Barbie
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
fuck da Fever #fuckdafever
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think it's very good business to pay the 22 year old All NBA center less than 21% of the salary cap for 5 years during his early prime seasons, actually
Rockwell, Freedom of Speech
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Ricky O'Donnell @rickyodonn.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Ben Johnson grew up taking teams from worst-to-first in Madden franchise mode. Now he's doing it in real life. Wrote about how Johnson was the only man who could have saved the Bears + how the win over the Eagles cements him as an elite NFL head coach. www.sbnation.com/nfl/1130502/...
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Ben Johnson turned his Madden fantasy into reality with the Bears
Ben Johnson was the only man who could have saved the Bears from themselves.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the shield genuinely might be my number 1.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
who could possibly say
Vermont is the least racially diverse state in the United States, with an estimated population that is approximately 91.6% White.
Racial and Ethnic Breakdown
According to U.S. Census Bureau estimates, the demographic makeup of Vermont includes:
• White alone: 91.6%
• Multiracial (Two or more races): ~3.9% to 4.8%
• Hispanic or Latino (of any race): 2.8%
• Asian alone: 2.2%
• Black or African American alone: 1.8%
• American Indian and Alaska Native alone: ~0.2%
• Native Hawaiian and Other Pacific Islander alone: <0.1%
Context and Diversity
• Along with Maine, Vermont consistently ranks as having the highest percentage of residents who identify as non-Hispanic white.
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Emily St. James @emilystjams.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Me, toasting my sister and her new husband on a lifetime of happiness at their wedding: This is the water and this is the well. Drink full and descend. The horse is the white of the eyes and dark within.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
genuinely cannot believe PAC is gone. What the fuck Fuck.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Bulls add a Top Five Shooter of All Time for nothing
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Agent Cooper's Iconic Twin Peaks Thumbs Up
Alt: Agent Cooper's Iconic Twin Peaks Thumbs Up
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john wilmes @wilmes.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
there are not 69 modern shows better than The Shield, folks.... there aren't even 6....
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Curb Your Malthusiasm @manucleardevice.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The NYPD under Mamdani escorted Netanyahu to the UN and is having protestors arrested (including Hannah Einbinder and Susan Sarandon) and he’s still going after him. You have to laugh at this point, no meaningful antizionism anywhere in power.
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Aaron Blackshear @aaronblackshear.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
We are a very low taxed country compared to every other wealthy country in the world, and it is a sickness that is slowly killing us
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I know, I know stats nerd loves the Grizzlies, fork found in kitchen. But I just think they have so many Guys and I think Boozer is going to be immediately special. Basically if Edey plays 65+ games like his rookie year, they are going to be a PITA to play night-to-night.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
looking at the Western Conference today and fuck it, I think the Grizzlies have a great shot at the 7 or 8 seed. I think they are definitely better than: - SAC - NOP - LAC - DAL - GSW - POR with a decent shot of beating out one or both of: - UTA - PHX
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
One year later and it’s just complete bullshit that Kaleb Horton is gone. A staggering loss. I miss him.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
my two game winners were: 1) a layup off a pick and roll to the bucket (totally unexpected because I basically never roll) and 2) a baseline 18 footer ala PJ Brown
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