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Poet Lorien (Brian)

@poetlorien.bsky.social
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Bisexual soclialist, NBA Draft analyst. Mr. Evrart is helping me find my gun! linktr.ee/poetlorien

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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 03/03/2026
Beeb
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
So called free thinkers when it's time to eat goop and slime from a can
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
Never heard of self care / half your brain just ain't there
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 12/10/2025
Nothing but misfortune and shame to the misbegotten Milwaukee Brewers franchise. Bob Uecker is in Hell
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 12/06/2025
[Eddie Murphy Voice] My Feeb likes to Bite me all the time Bite me all the time Bite me all the tiiiimeee
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 10/06/2025
Gord, what have you done? You're a big meowy boy, and you stand on the counter
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 23/05/2025
Oh hey I remembered my password. Here's Gord
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 29/03/2025
did a 2025 draft episode on the wings with @poetlorien.bsky.social open.spotify.com/episode/3nFF...
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Episode 38: 2025 Draft Wings
Dennis Podman: A (Mostly) Chicago Bulls Podcast · Episode
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 08/02/2025
Emperor Gordiolanus I surveying his lands
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
T minus 6 months until the Dems try to gaslight people into thinking Biden was never actually president
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 28/01/2025
Neo conservatism is and always has been the struggle between intranational capitalism and global capitalism
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 01/01/2025
Elon: “Heil Hitler” the press: “hmmm I wonder what he means by this”
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Mood
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 20/01/2025
Wow Trump pulled the Hat Man too?
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Lady Emily ☄️ @ladyemily.nebula.tv · 16/01/2025
You’ll probably see this screenshot floating around a lot but it really was wonderful to see Lynch put a scene in Twin Peaks: The Return where he has his character literally stare at the camera and say that you should either support trans people or die. I needed to hear that in 2017
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 16/01/2025
He is sad that his name sake is gone
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Brad Rowland @btrowland.bsky.social · 12/01/2025
The plan is that I’ll be joined by @poetlorien.bsky.social for a 2-part NBA Draft discussion on the Locked in Hawks podcast tonight.
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Locked On Hawks - Daily Podcast On The Atlanta Hawks
Basketball Podcast · 2,000 Episodes · Updated Daily
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 03/01/2025
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 23/12/2024
Maybe my favorite bit of all time? youtu.be/OoUlUOmKuq8?...
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Nativity Scene | Mr. Bean Official
YouTube video by Mr Bean
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
G O R D, four capital letters. Printed in gold, cause details make the girls sweat
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 16/12/2024
At what point are these continued ads for Deadpool considered some sort of terrorist act
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 15/12/2024
People are so performative weird about the last two Indiana Jones movies. They're fine! Dial is good, even. It's Gen X Last Jedi shit all over again
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
New Fumito Ueda game
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 09/12/2024
This Indiana Jones game is unlike anything I've ever played before, I think
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 05/12/2024
You're goddamn right
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 02/12/2024
Name to me a better video game. You cannot www.youtube.com/watch?v=bEFP...
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The Beauty of Shadow of the Colossus | Flurdeh
YouTube video by Flurdeh
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 30/11/2024
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Please tell me people aren't already doing "I miss early Bluesky" shit. This platform is like a year old. Go outside!
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 27/11/2024
Few narrative devices in all of non fiction more effective than every time in FAMILY OF SECRETS where Russ Baker brings up yet another miscellaneous member of the DFW political elite and just puts (Yale, '43) behind their name.
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 24/11/2024
Objectively kind of wild that a top 15 all time Radiohead song couldn't even make it onto OK Computer youtu.be/d6UBb4f4imY?...
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Man of War
YouTube video by Radiohead - Topic
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 22/11/2024
You know I keep that thang on me
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Andrew Tobolowsky @andytobo.bsky.social · 20/11/2024
Do you ever wonder what Joe Biden is doing
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
Now discord is down. If we have no choice but to live under the ever watchful of the tech panopticon, the least it could do is work properly
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 16/11/2024
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Shit how do I return this package?
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 13/11/2024
Love living in the Second Gilded Age, somehow
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 12/11/2024
I'd absolutely buy a vinyl of all the live performances from Twin Peaks The Return
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 11/11/2024
Here is Gord
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
MOCK DRAFT www.patreon.com/posts/115705...
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2025 Mock Draft v 1.0 | Brian J NBA
Get more from Brian J NBA on Patreon
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 10/11/2024
Nothing like a good old Auburn/Houston rock fight on a Saturday night
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 09/11/2024
Ok here's a horizontal board
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 06/11/2024
It's just baffling
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 14/12/2023
Doing fine
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 04/10/2023
Phoebe update
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 03/10/2023
my cats when anyone who doesn't live here comes over
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 19/09/2023
pov: you're a regional cryptid about to have the worst day of your life
X Files publicity still of a backlit Mulder and Scully in trenechcoats looking sternly at the camera
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 21/09/2023
It's objectively very funny that literal millions of users have been begging for a functioning Twitter alternative for the better part of a year and like eight different startups have jumped on the opportunity only to all instantly fail in comical ways. Coen Brothers ass industry
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 19/09/2023
I tried to tell people
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Poet Lorien (Brian) @poetlorien.bsky.social · 18/09/2023
I'm not doing Threads
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