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We are dealing with two crises in intelligence simultaneously: one is artificial intelligence the other is real stupidity.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 8h

I guess the crime Jack Smith committed was missing this game.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 19h

Would it surprise anyone if Uber paid him off to call it Uber Intelligence? No. No it would not.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 20h

This asshole Republican accuses Jack Smith of going to a Warriors-Hawks game and lying about it when he was actually at a Maryland-Iowa game watching Caitlin Clark. 😂 www.nytimes.com/video/us/pol...

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Video: Jack Smith Defends Against Republican’s Perjury Claim

Senator Eric Schmitt, a Republican, appeared to confuse basketball teams as he accused former special counsel Jack Smith of perjury at a Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on Tuesday.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 21h

It seems obvious in retrospect but we have willed Star Wars into being. There’s an evil emperor. Robots are doing all the work. And everyone else is broke as shit scrounging around the galaxy for an odd job.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 22h

All day long I’m wearing a mask of false bravado

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Checks out. They’ll probably be lucky to get 55.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

I was sad to hear by so many fans and podcasts that Steph resigned. I was hoping he’d play a couple more years.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Got to love NextDoor. I’m glad nobody inside the car (including a child!) was injured by the bicycle that was clearly traveling at the speed of light. So fast indeed that they were apparently able to nearly obliterate a car while simultaneously being able to avoid capture by the nearby Karens.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I've been messing around with possession state to see if it can help improve my models, and thought I'd put together a cute little infographic to summarize the high level effects. No surprises here. Possessions starting from a live-ball steal are very efficient!

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

It's kind of sad that the "answering machine" was already taken by a pretty dumb device decades ago, because it would be a great name for an AI model.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

If we get Bills-Niners SB I hope they call it the Chris Berman Bowl.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Where my model ranks ESPN's top 10. 10. DMitch - 14 9. Tatum - 12 8. Cade - 26 7. Ant - 125 6. Brunson - 106 5. Giannis - 11 4. Luka - 18 3. Shai - 3 2. Vic - 1 1. Jokic - 2 To be clear, I think ESPN rankings make more sense than my stat-based rankings. But we can't shy away from the comparison.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Why does Trump get to use our taxes to make political ads for himself? Well obviously the answer he doesn’t and it’s completely illegal and he’ll get away with it anyway.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

This Mike Evans guy seems ok.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

I'm listening to Queen's Radio Ga Ga for the millionth time probably and it dawned on me that might be where Lady Gaga took her name...and sure enough it is.

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The More You Know

ALT: The More You Know

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Maybe it’s just me but I wish Hollywood would make a Christopher Cross biopic. It could hit so many themes of the late 70s and early 80s MTV era.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

If Elon can afford a $5K bike so can anyone.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I don’t really get people who immediately try to monetize every app they make. I mean I get it but you’re mostly just going to put off people who might actually enjoy your efforts and if you’re extremely lucky might eventually pay for it but most of the time they’ll just find something thats free.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

The idea that non-citizens would voluntarily sign up to vote is so laughable it’s a sad state affairs that we have to put up with any of this nonsense.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Right right right. But if they do it 5 weeks in advance surely nobody will be impacted right? My god.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

I spilled a can of paint and decided to lean into it. 😂

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

Added Four Factor ratings to gestalt.toplines.app You can see the total FFAPR (no jokes!) along with O/D splits in the rankings section, and a full breakdown of all 8 components in the Player bio pages. The one shown here is for Shai.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Ya gotta keep people dumb if you want to keep taking their money.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

Seemingly the easiest path to getting rich in this world is fooling Christians?

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It's funny how much self-serving there is between these all these players despite the fact that they are all in a mutual VC circle jerk.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I think the end result of all this social media AI is that we go back to papyrus.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It appears I really should have done the annual subscription 😆

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I like a name that sounds right either way it’s said. Hayden Gray, Gray Hayden. Equally believable name.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

It’s almost as if they made a dumb choice.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

They are lucky to have you! 👌

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Getting my mail-in ballot today. Suck it Trump.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

This publicity stunt maybe saves $2B per year. A $1 increase in gas is costing Americans an extra $2B every 5 days.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

I feel like if you decide to kill somebody to end a curse you should have to kill yourself too. That’s the only fair way to do it.

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Star Trek: Spock's Logical Statement

ALT: Star Trek: Spock's Logical Statement

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Ti West and Zach Cregger dueling each other. Pretty fun to see where they go from here.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Surely these outside panels would consist of the finest scientific minds in America, such as Dr. Oz, Andrew Huberman, and that guy on YouTube who constantly tells everyone about keto.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Started working on multi-possession episodes for BasketWorld. One cool thing is that it's already learning very well to clear past the 3pt line.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

No normal human being is going to ever walk through a fucking weaponized Trump arch. My god this man is just so far beyond insane.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Someone should ask Trump if AI is smarter than him.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

There’s so many things wrong here but one of them is pretending like the “cruel results” are accidental.

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Evan Zamir @evanzamir.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

As much as I have always liked him and this contract seems ok-ish, his defense is really really bad and needs to improve or this contract might end up being kinda shitty in a few years.

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