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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad

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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 12/10/2026
nobody wants to work anymore
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
The Bulls have no stars and absolutely shite depth, hell yeah dude intheno.net/team-depth-l...
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Age yourself with your childhood crush
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
and here she is 10 years ago, at 80.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
she still looked like this in her fifties!
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Flashed Recho firmware onto my Snowsky Echo Mini. Much faster AND gapless playback! recho.atzkey.workers.dev
My Snowsky Echo Mini running Recho firmware while Cooler by Sincere Engineer plays on it
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Physical media maxxing continues
Jaws, Us, The Shining, and The Thing on 4K Blu Ray arranged next to one another
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Randomly running into D from Sincere Engineer on the way into wrestling last night and getting a fist bump when I recognized her and said hi was very surreal. I love this city
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
MacReady from The Thing (1982)
Me dressed in my MacReady costume
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I think it's very good business to pay the 22 year old All NBA center less than 21% of the salary cap for 5 years during his early prime seasons, actually
Rockwell, Freedom of Speech
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
who could possibly say
Vermont is the least racially diverse state in the United States, with an estimated population that is approximately 91.6% White.
Racial and Ethnic Breakdown
According to U.S. Census Bureau estimates, the demographic makeup of Vermont includes:
• White alone: 91.6%
• Multiracial (Two or more races): ~3.9% to 4.8%
• Hispanic or Latino (of any race): 2.8%
• Asian alone: 2.2%
• Black or African American alone: 1.8%
• American Indian and Alaska Native alone: ~0.2%
• Native Hawaiian and Other Pacific Islander alone: <0.1%
Context and Diversity
• Along with Maine, Vermont consistently ranks as having the highest percentage of residents who identify as non-Hispanic white.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
aw yissssss
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Matas was on a pretty interesting DARKO trajectory until the trade deadline last year
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Ben Linus from LOST turns the wheel to move the island
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Society if the Sky had simply taken Rickea (my pick) at 3, not traded up and still gotten Angel at 8, drafted Paopao (my pick) instead of HVL in 2025 and then drafted Olivia Miles when it was their pick last draft.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I’m sorry / you’re welcome
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
Very upsetting to have gone 4 decades into my life before understanding this
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
all this Discourse and Chatter about the W's equivalent of 2005 Gilbert Arenas
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
the decision has been made: i'm growing my hair (and beard) back out so I can be MacReady from The Thing for Halloween
Kurt Russell as MacReady in The Thing in profile
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
asking the psychiatrist to prescribe one of these:
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
gotchu
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Several Days Later SpongeBob textAligot croquette
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 30/07/2026
an actually good use of the room exception.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Made Pommes Aligot
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
last bit of evidence. He is very handsome:
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
i would recreate this meme
3 photos of an angry little boy with the captions "Congrats", "Happy for You", "Nice"
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
When people read my posts
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
That's right
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
The duality of Post MJ Bulls fandom:
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
can't believe the league let the Bulls get one of these demons
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
Kam Jones had the 5th lowest college career free throw rate of any drafted player in the Bart era (since 2008). He had a sub 5% FTR last year in the NBA. Unbelievably weird stuff for a guy whose primary offensive skill is rim pressure.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 18/06/2026
Love this tidbit from @rickyodonn.bsky.social's feature on Caleb Wilson. Extremely big green flag. www.sbnation.com/nba/1117897/...
Holy Innocents’ had a subscription to Hudl, a film and data hub. The coaching staff could see how often the players were logged in to watch film, and Wilson recorded “two or three times” more usage on the platform than anyone else in the program.
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
Feeling pretty good about the results on this one:
Top 10 Most Efficient Careers, Role and Context-Adjusted (1980-2026) - Points Over Expected (Tot.)
1. Stephen Curry
2. Kevin Durant
3. Ray Allen
4. Steve Nash
5. LeBron James
6. Kyle Korver
7. Chris Paul
8. Kyrie Irving
9. JJ Redick
10. John Stockton
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
♥️
Tillie and Edie, my black rescue pitties, cuddled up together in a sunbeam
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 12/06/2026
another super simple query that suggests very good things for Wagler (and Okorie):
Bart query: Assist% >= 20, Block%>=1, FTR >= 40, Class = FR, Points Over Replacement Player A Game At That Usage >= 5:
Cam Boozer
AJ Dybantsa
Keaton Wagler
Ebuka Okorie
Cooper Flagg
James Harden
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
another one:
Bart Query: Age = under 20, Off Reb% >= 5, Assist% >= 22.5, Points Over Replacement Player A Game At That Usage! >= 4:

Cam Boozer
Keaton Wagler
Cooper Flagg
James Harden
Ben Simmons
Derrick Rose
Ja Morant
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
messing around with some stuff. #nbasky #rstats
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
Reggie Miller: These fans in OKC are great! The fans in question:
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
joined the club, mostly due to @papapishu.bsky.social
XTEINK X4 with CrossPoint flashed on it, in my hand
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
if I ever have to do a presentation on Survivorship Bias, I will be leading it with this bar from 50 Cent:
In the Bible, it says what goes around, comes around
Hommo shot me, three weeks later he got shot down
Now it's clear that I'm here for a real reason
'Cause he got hit like I got hit, but he ain't fuckin' breathin'
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 05/04/2026
Overdosing on oxytocin
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Jimmy Butlerian Jihad @nbacouchside.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
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