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nothing ever burns down by itself, every fire needs a little bit of help // music: polygloss.bandcamp.com

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naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
2030: "It's incredibly suspect that you've NEVER heard AI-generated hit by AI-generated artist, which has spent 30 weeks on the charts. You must be trying hard to be oh-so-unique by purposefully avoiding hearing AI-generated music. Your performative pride in this grants you SO much cultural cachet"
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naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I made GTA 6 in 2 days using only AI prompts... the gaming industry is cooked. [5 hours later] Looks like the anti-AI brigade showed up on cue... yes, this is obviously not all of GTA 6, just one screenshot. Yes there are errors, I assume they're fixable in a few more cycles. No it's not playable,
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Shinra Middle Manager @shinramidmanager.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Shinra Middle Manager

Having trouble, Cloud? Why don't you dress up like a girl? It's the only way.
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naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
when two people are facing each other in Youtube, I like to imagine they're talking to each other
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Mr. Takes Off Shirt To Poop @hokutonokenburns.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
my best friend is one of those people who explore rural Japan looking for abandoned properties and he recently found these signs out in the country
a series of large signs in a country field with  messages such as “NAMES ARE THE GRAVES OF THINGS” and “LIFE IS THE GRAVE OF DEATH” and, ominously, “IAM YOUR GRAVE”a series of large signs in a country field with  messages such as “NAMES ARE THE GRAVES OF THINGS” and “LIFE IS THE GRAVE OF DEATH” and, ominously, “IAM YOUR GRAVE”a series of large signs in a country field with  messages such as “NAMES ARE THE GRAVES OF THINGS” and “LIFE IS THE GRAVE OF DEATH” and, ominously, “IAM YOUR GRAVE”
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DougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead
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fangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing
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audrey @whataretheauds.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
8 hours for working bitch face, 8 hours for recreation bitch face, 8 hours for resting bitch face
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naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
sick of not knowing whether i'm feeding my pets AI slop or regular slop. like can i just go to the store and buy some cans of Friskies Paté for my cats without having to look for 5 or 6 subtle "tells" and spending 15 minutes researching online to figure this out
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naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
nobody hates Zelda more than the Zelda subreddit nobody hates Switch 2 more than the Switch 2 subreddit nobody hates Mina the Hollower more than the Mina the Hollower subreddit not sure when it came to be that the biggest gaming enthusiasts became the biggest haters of the thing they profess to love
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naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 06/06/2026
my take on the Mina the Hollower discourse is that it's not a hard game, it's a CRUNCHY game - meaning there are many interlocking mechanisms and components that the player is expected to exploit to progress in the world - and a game can be crunchy without being hard, and this is the confusion point
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naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
when i first saw the original backrooms photo, i thought it was from the office space of my dad's old computer software business from the 80s-90s in Bensenville, IL. i roamed around there for entire days at a time because we couldn't afford a babysitter
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naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 31/05/2026
Valve should bring back the 64gb model for Steam Deck. i still have mine from day 1, it's still going strong, and with the huge price increases, people should have a low-cost option again. even if it now is going to cost $600 instead of $400, that's still better than the current lowest price of $750
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naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 22/05/2026
it takes a child to raze a village
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RedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children."
I Work Very Hard, And I Would Like To Try Cake

By A Horse

Hello. I am a horse. I work very hard at my job of being a horse. When humans say move the heavy thing, I move the heavy thing. When humans sit on top of me and pull on my head, I carry them where they want to go. The main food the humans give me is hay and oats. But I am thinking it would be nice to have a different food.

I am thinking I would like to try cake.

Yes, yes. Cake. I know all about it. When humans eat cake, it is in glad times. It is the food for a celebration, such as when a woman becomes 47. I have seen cake on the Fourth of July. When humans have a cake, they stand around it and clap hands and smile and say happy birthday at each other. Sometimes there are beautiful markings on a cake, such as balloons or a pink shape.

Sometimes the top of a cake is on fire and a boy must blow on the fire with mouth wind. This is the scariest cake. I do not want this kind. But I will eat any other cake. Any cake that is not the fire cake that tries to kill the boy.

Please understand: I do not get money for doing work. I do not get to go inside the house. All I am either doing my horse job or standing in my pen or eating food off the floor. I always do these things. But I have never once gotten cake and I would like it very much.

I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children. I am more helpful to the farm. Children do not move the heavy things like me or let anyone ride on them. And yet they get cake. Maybe the humans will realize this. Maybe they will say, "You  know who deserves cake? That horse. That horse whose back we are always on."

Every day I dream about what it will be like if I get to eat cake. Here is what will happen. First, I will walk to the cake and putt my nose at it like hrrfff to make and stomping my hooves to make sure it is not a snake. Then I will trot in a circle to show that I am a horse and I am large. After that, I will nuzzle the cake to …
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naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 28/03/2026
saying on my death bed "i wish i had generated more data that was sold to third party data brokers and then on to law enforcement, FBI, ICE, and AI companies"
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naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 22/03/2026
the only thing more insufferable than a nonreader is someone who reads too much. followed closely by someone who reads a moderate amount
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Abi Stevens MCM Ldn R-12 @abistevensart.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Phone AI ad: 'if your friend texts you a question shouldn't your phone just...answer?' Me: NO, because that's fucking creepy and my friends deserve genuine human attention from me jesus fucking christ.
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naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
these guys love to say "existential threat". you can go years, even a decade without hearing those two words uttered in sequence, and then suddenly their war-dicks get piqued to visible erection and they keep saying "existential threat" in a low mumbling roar as they crank it all over the media
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Bertine van Hövell 🛝 Gamescom @baroness.bsky.social · 02/03/2026
screenshot from the game Pokopia, a new pokemon game. The background shows a farm in colourful stylised graphics. The title says "my real thoughts are illegal to post" in a happy, colourful font.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy
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Spillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife
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Albert Pinto @70sbachchan.bsky.social · 24/02/2026
cant.stop.laughing
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whet moser @whetmoser.com · 13/02/2026
about to drop the hardest edm album you ever heard
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jimpers crimpers @jimprov.sendusyourmoney.com · 21/07/2024
I had another dream
This one was about the existence of a show on HGTV named Bitch House. The host was
a man who appeared to have been a werewolf college student dragged off some Florida
beach during spring break, poured into a suit, and shoved in front of a camera. He wore
giant sunglasses every episode. There was no explanation.
Every episode was the same. He would show up and tour somebody's house while they
talked it up: how much they paid for it, square footage, time to the highway, backyard,
last renovated in xxxx, bedrooms, bathrooms, home office, new roof, everything. They
would be touring the house the whole time, just like any normal HGTV show.
Then they would gather back out in front of the house and there was a really tense
moment where he would tell you if your house was a bitch house or not. It not, he would
just kinda shake their hands and thank them for the tour and walk away.
Otherwise, he would turn to the camera and scream "BITCH HOOOOOOOOUSE" at the
top of his lungThis is approximately what it Looked Like, in 10-minute photoshop
format
HGTV
courtesy(?) of the party rock anthem guy (plz don't sue me)
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j-e-l 🎃 @jelbugle.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Sloptimism
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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 21/01/2026
I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.
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AI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warns
Big tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth
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Sophie BoooOoOoOOoOoOooo! @pogform.bsky.social · 03/01/2026
Glad the criterion restored this scene to Kubrick’s original intention
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naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 28/12/2025
if this is the name of your bakery, the label for your bread should contain some esoteric history from your ruined kingdom, as a baseline
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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Vivaldi Browser @vivaldi.com · 16/12/2025
PSA: Our roadmap for 2026:
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naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
new Pitcher56 for the first time in 17 years youtu.be/pFslhjoqr1A?...
youtu.be
pitcher56 - your name 【Official Lyric Video】
YouTube video by Pitcher56
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naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 15/12/2025
guided by volcels
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naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 25/11/2025
[browsing a synthesizer subreddit] what the hell, some of these people have 100 synthesizers [browsing a cassette tapes subreddit] what the hell, some of these people have 100 cassette players [browsing a handheld gaming subreddit] what the hell, some of these people have 100 handheld consoles etc
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Stellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 14/11/2025
I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha
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Jules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 10/11/2025
this is literally never not accurate
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West Mansion: The Splatterhouse Homepage @west-mansion.bsky.social · 01/11/2025
STOP THE PRESSES. The ROM for the unreleased Famicom RPG Splatter World has been released (in a thread on 4chan, of all places). I've tried it myself, and it does seem to be genuine. If it's a fake, it's a damn good one. Expect (more) coverage on West Mansion soon. @hg101.bsky.social
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Joad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
CHOTINER: So this movie, you already had it on bluray? ME: That's correct. CHOTINER: And you've bought it again. ME: Not exactly. I bought a 4K bluray of it. CHOTINER: Superior? ME: Yes. CHOTINER: Perceptibly superior? ME: The resolution is...look, on an OLED- CHOTINER: Do you have an OLED?
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naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
i really don't get why for a brief moment of a few weeks, the Dems finally hit upon a truly winning rhetorical strategy, and then they pivoted as far away from it as possible ever since
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naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 13/10/2025
i'm only happy when it's strange i'm only happy when it's obfuscated my understanding is overrated i'm only happy when it's strange
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 10/10/2025
Got kicked out of my work’s holiday party planning committee for suggesting the theme be “man’s inhumanity to man”
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Errol 🦇🏳️‍🌈 @eerieseymour.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay.
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naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
i don't pay attention to lyrics all that much compared to other people, but my answers would be fairly boring and obvious: Leonard Cohen, The Mountain Goats, Joanna Newsom, Scott Walker, MF Doom come to mind. any of these would wipe the floor with Taylor Swift and leave bloodstains in their wake
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your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
🎶 capitalism as totalizing ideology 🎶
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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 07/10/2025
A four panel comic of Calvin’s Dad talking to Calvin. 
Panel 1: All bands and musical acts can be classified as either Joy Division or New Order

Panel 2: Nirvana? Joy Division
The Strokes? New Order
Charli XCX? Joy Division
Taylor Swift? New Order

Panel 3: here's the thing...  New Order? Joy Division, then New Order

Panel 4: Calvin lies awake in bed, looking completely confused
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naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
good thread here to catch up on Kaleb Horton's genius-level writing
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naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 28/09/2025
stuff i've been into in 2025: -walks, walking in general -reading a book quietly -drinking a coffee slowly -staring into the middle distance as an aging dad of two i'm acutely aware of all of these activities being luxury & leisure, rare treats to indulge in
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Brandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/
I also have advice. Everybody loves reading advice on the computer, so I'll share it: the best thing you can do right now is log off as hard as you can. Go outside, talk to people in real life where it's actually kind of rude to talk about the news, try to actually see the friends you usually just text message. Go for a long drive and turn the phone off while you do it. Get back into your hobbies or pick one and learn it for a while. Watch one of those studio movies that reviews called "wildly miscalculated" and you haven't seen since high school. Play an album you like but find embarrassing. Go to free community events even if they sound stupid. If you take the freeway, try the surface streets. Go to a bad diner and just order some bad coffee because even bad coffee is good coffee.
You can't help anybody when you're exhausted and keep posting one million college-educated rewordings of "I would love to be dead right now" on the computer. Walk away from the thing and try out some of those normal things you hear about and if you get bored that's wonderful because we're not supposed to get bored anymore. It turns out boredom is the Cadillac of feelings.
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Marie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 27/09/2025
my husband @kalebhorton.bsky.social hated the phrase “passed away” and had nothing but scorn for softening euphemisms in general. he was a firm believer in the comedy rule of threes, but only if the third thing can hit as a surprise. and he just died
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Sarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Stop reading the news and normalize lounging inside “Visiona 2” by Verner Panton at the Cologne Furniture Fair in 1970.
“Visiona 2” installation at the Cologne Furniture Fair, 1970. Image courtesy of the Vitra Design Museum.
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