naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 28/09/20262030: "It's incredibly suspect that you've NEVER heard AI-generated hit by AI-generated artist, which has spent 30 weeks on the charts. You must be trying hard to be oh-so-unique by purposefully avoiding hearing AI-generated music. Your performative pride in this grants you SO much cultural cachet" 190
naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 09/09/2026I made GTA 6 in 2 days using only AI prompts... the gaming industry is cooked. [5 hours later] Looks like the anti-AI brigade showed up on cue... yes, this is obviously not all of GTA 6, just one screenshot. Yes there are errors, I assume they're fixable in a few more cycles. No it's not playable, 0100
naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 20/07/2026when two people are facing each other in Youtube, I like to imagine they're talking to each other 160
Reposted by naxuu babyMr. Takes Off Shirt To Poop @hokutonokenburns.bsky.social · 11/07/2026 my best friend is one of those people who explore rural Japan looking for abandoned properties and he recently found these signs out in the country 241082328
Reposted by naxuu babyDougExeter @dougexeter.bsky.social · 09/07/2026*meredith brooks voice* im a mitch im mcconnell i help trump comma donald ive a turtle for a head im probably really dead 4848281006
Reposted by naxuu babyfangy @jeannesfangs.bsky.social · 01/07/2026witnessing the birth of a new all timer post is such a beautiful thing 114303727822
Reposted by naxuu babyaudrey @whataretheauds.bsky.social · 17/06/20268 hours for working bitch face, 8 hours for recreation bitch face, 8 hours for resting bitch face 523158
naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 17/06/2026sick of not knowing whether i'm feeding my pets AI slop or regular slop. like can i just go to the store and buy some cans of Friskies Paté for my cats without having to look for 5 or 6 subtle "tells" and spending 15 minutes researching online to figure this out 050
naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 11/06/2026nobody hates Zelda more than the Zelda subreddit nobody hates Switch 2 more than the Switch 2 subreddit nobody hates Mina the Hollower more than the Mina the Hollower subreddit not sure when it came to be that the biggest gaming enthusiasts became the biggest haters of the thing they profess to love 8366
naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 06/06/2026my take on the Mina the Hollower discourse is that it's not a hard game, it's a CRUNCHY game - meaning there are many interlocking mechanisms and components that the player is expected to exploit to progress in the world - and a game can be crunchy without being hard, and this is the confusion point 151
naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 31/05/2026when i first saw the original backrooms photo, i thought it was from the office space of my dad's old computer software business from the 80s-90s in Bensenville, IL. i roamed around there for entire days at a time because we couldn't afford a babysitter 271
naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 31/05/2026Valve should bring back the 64gb model for Steam Deck. i still have mine from day 1, it's still going strong, and with the huge price increases, people should have a low-cost option again. even if it now is going to cost $600 instead of $400, that's still better than the current lowest price of $750 020
Reposted by naxuu babyRedruM @dorsalstream.bsky.social · 03/04/2026The horse op-ed is an instant classic. I can't tell you how much joy this piece gives me. It should be taught in every introductory writing class in no small part because the horse arguments are so compelling. "I have noticed that human children get to eat cake. But I am bigger than the children." 266176826052
naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 28/03/2026saying on my death bed "i wish i had generated more data that was sold to third party data brokers and then on to law enforcement, FBI, ICE, and AI companies" 2383
naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 22/03/2026the only thing more insufferable than a nonreader is someone who reads too much. followed closely by someone who reads a moderate amount 050
Reposted by naxuu babyAbi Stevens MCM Ldn R-12 @abistevensart.bsky.social · 05/03/2026Phone AI ad: 'if your friend texts you a question shouldn't your phone just...answer?' Me: NO, because that's fucking creepy and my friends deserve genuine human attention from me jesus fucking christ. 721957
naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 04/03/2026these guys love to say "existential threat". you can go years, even a decade without hearing those two words uttered in sequence, and then suddenly their war-dicks get piqued to visible erection and they keep saying "existential threat" in a low mumbling roar as they crank it all over the media 080
Reposted by naxuu babyAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 28/02/2026things every single republican president of your lifetime has done - started a war in the middle east - completely destroyed the economy 299261408797
Reposted by naxuu babySpillane @spillanetp.bsky.social · 26/02/2026[guy who sang baby beluga] the festering belly is splitting, each half digested soul fumbling for a knife 5360801233
Reposted by naxuu babywhet moser @whetmoser.com · 13/02/2026about to drop the hardest edm album you ever heard 19519
Reposted by naxuu babyDerek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 21/01/2026I was present for the birth of the web, the explosion of personal sites, and the blogging revolution, and you know what we never had to do? Beg people to use our shit.irishtimes.comAI boom could falter without wider adoption, Microsoft chief Satya Nadella warnsBig tech boss tells delegates at Davos that broader global use is essential if technology is to deliver lasting growth 20882122206
Reposted by naxuu babySophie BoooOoOoOOoOoOooo! @pogform.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Glad the criterion restored this scene to Kubrick’s original intention 1316
naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 28/12/2025if this is the name of your bakery, the label for your bread should contain some esoteric history from your ruined kingdom, as a baseline 0132
Reposted by naxuu babyTOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor 59175984717
Reposted by naxuu babyVivaldi Browser @vivaldi.com · 16/12/2025PSA: Our roadmap for 2026: 10237881106
naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 15/12/2025new Pitcher56 for the first time in 17 years youtu.be/pFslhjoqr1A?...youtu.bepitcher56 - your name 【Official Lyric Video】YouTube video by Pitcher56 000
naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 25/11/2025[browsing a synthesizer subreddit] what the hell, some of these people have 100 synthesizers [browsing a cassette tapes subreddit] what the hell, some of these people have 100 cassette players [browsing a handheld gaming subreddit] what the hell, some of these people have 100 handheld consoles etc 2203
Reposted by naxuu babyStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 14/11/2025I made a joke in my main Discord server about DOOM E1M1 being in a major key and @abigbagofkeys.sickonedude.com actually made it. Jesus fucking Christ listen to this hahahaha 28256802247
Reposted by naxuu babyJules Suzdaltsev @jules.su · 10/11/2025this is literally never not accurate 100205455043
Reposted by naxuu babyWest Mansion: The Splatterhouse Homepage @west-mansion.bsky.social · 01/11/2025STOP THE PRESSES. The ROM for the unreleased Famicom RPG Splatter World has been released (in a thread on 4chan, of all places). I've tried it myself, and it does seem to be genuine. If it's a fake, it's a damn good one. Expect (more) coverage on West Mansion soon. @hg101.bsky.social 271533644
Reposted by naxuu babyJoad The Wet Sprocket @joadsprocket.bsky.social · 23/10/2025CHOTINER: So this movie, you already had it on bluray? ME: That's correct. CHOTINER: And you've bought it again. ME: Not exactly. I bought a 4K bluray of it. CHOTINER: Superior? ME: Yes. CHOTINER: Perceptibly superior? ME: The resolution is...look, on an OLED- CHOTINER: Do you have an OLED? 181206144
naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 17/10/2025i really don't get why for a brief moment of a few weeks, the Dems finally hit upon a truly winning rhetorical strategy, and then they pivoted as far away from it as possible ever since 081
naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 13/10/2025i'm only happy when it's strange i'm only happy when it's obfuscated my understanding is overrated i'm only happy when it's strange 1163
Reposted by naxuu babyIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 10/10/2025Got kicked out of my work’s holiday party planning committee for suggesting the theme be “man’s inhumanity to man” 351170170
Reposted by naxuu babyErrol 🦇🏳️🌈 @eerieseymour.bsky.social · 09/10/2025The Orphan Crusher is here to stay. If we don’t feed more Orphans to the Crusher the Orphan Crushing industry will die. It’s time to wake up to the reality of the Orphan Crusher. The Orphan Crusher is worth billions. We need to teach people to use the Orphan Crusher. It’s here to stay. 5032271195
naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 09/10/2025i don't pay attention to lyrics all that much compared to other people, but my answers would be fairly boring and obvious: Leonard Cohen, The Mountain Goats, Joanna Newsom, Scott Walker, MF Doom come to mind. any of these would wipe the floor with Taylor Swift and leave bloodstains in their wake 4142
Reposted by naxuu babyyour friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 07/10/2025🎶 capitalism as totalizing ideology 🎶 09337
naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 28/09/2025good thread here to catch up on Kaleb Horton's genius-level writing 060
naxuu baby @naxuu.bsky.social · 28/09/2025stuff i've been into in 2025: -walks, walking in general -reading a book quietly -drinking a coffee slowly -staring into the middle distance as an aging dad of two i'm acutely aware of all of these activities being luxury & leisure, rare treats to indulge in 070
Reposted by naxuu babyBrandon Kennedy @bicycleidiot.bsky.social · 27/09/2025RIP Kaleb Horton kalebhorton.ghost.io/2025-so-far/ 3947971752
Reposted by naxuu babyMarie (same one) @marieberd.bsky.social · 27/09/2025my husband @kalebhorton.bsky.social hated the phrase “passed away” and had nothing but scorn for softening euphemisms in general. he was a firm believer in the comedy rule of threes, but only if the third thing can hit as a surprise. and he just died 49118787
Reposted by naxuu babySarah Archer @sarcher.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Stop reading the news and normalize lounging inside “Visiona 2” by Verner Panton at the Cologne Furniture Fair in 1970. 17683164