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Elementary Penguin is an okapi at the San Diego Zoo. He likes math and hates food.

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Talia Thrace @taliathrace.bsky.social · 4h
The fuck do you mean there's a four episode Manos: the Hands of Fate sequel series on Amazon???!!!
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Adam Weinstein @adamweinstein.bsky.social · 6h
When you find out there's another living Warren descendant on the island
Katie Britt "Oh, no" face
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Liz Sepper @lsepper.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
A woman in her 20s just asked my husband to take a group pic, had a REAL, ACTUAL camera, and tried to explain to him, man from the 1900s, how to use it I loved literally every minute
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lete lyre@C108乙 @letelyre.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
『転生したらSpiders Georgになって蜘蛛1万匹を食うチートスキルでなんと平均をめちゃくちゃにした件』
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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Lmao bluejays are so fucking loud
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e.k. weaver @bigbigtruck.com · 29/09/2026
FUN CROATIA FACT: they sell baker’s yeast paste in these little gold foil wrapped cubes, exactly like we do with 1/4c bits of butter in the USA, but it’s not butter, it’s baker’s yeast, in a very gummy flavorless paste, and you absolutely should not put it on toast and take a big bite
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Emily Gorcenski @emily.gorcen.ski · 28/09/2026
Here’s the most incredible story you’ll read today. A small plane with four people aboard crashes in a field. Another pilot witnesses it. That pilot happens to be flying a bunch of skydivers. They offer to jump to assist, are given permission. The skydivers happen to be EMTs. Everyone survives.
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Skydivers alert emergency crews, assist after plane crashes near East Troy airport
Four people were aboard the single-engine plane when it went down in a cornfield near Carvers School Road in East Troy at about 1:30 p.m.
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Ah yes the circle of life
• Dispatched
Sep 25 23:03 pm
In Transit
Sep 26 09:52 am
Delayed
Sep 26 10:57 am
Held By Carrier
Sep 26 15:07 pm
Destroyed
Sep 26 15:08 pm
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
war eagle
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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I have to say Lanterns is my favorite bit of superhero media from the last few years, if not one of my favorite bits of media over all
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Oh no Gen Z is going to learn how fucked up tv was. They’re going to learn that we had psychics on the news like they were legitimate sources of information
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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Enjoying where I don’t understand German even a little but I can basically read this because I understand the math
A screenshot of a page of a math text in german, with a geometric diagram on it
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singular locus sarah @scgriffith.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
i looked this up and found out hilbert thought anything conforming to consistent axioms existed. what the hell man
The divergence between both
thinkers in this respect is plainly revealed in the
following paragraph from Hilbert:
You write: …‘From the truth of the axioms
it follows that they do not contradict one
another’, … I have been saying the exact
reverse: if the arbitrarily given axioms do
not contradict one another with all their
consequences, then they are true and the
things defined by the axioms exist. This is
for me the criterion of truth and existence”
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Rochelle @uberwensch.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Walt Whitman famously believed that certain large cardinals were capable of modeling inconsistent theories
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Cage @ridiculouscage.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"why would I deceive you?"
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Catbus @catbus.phd · 26/09/2026
what in the fuck is going on
display of cinnamon toast crunch with a grotesque new Mascot close up of the monstrosity, a leering piece of cereal pulling a vile, bug eyed face
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
AI actress Tilly Norwood has released a new shirtless photo that reveals a totenkopf tattoo. I hope you're all ready for this whole song and dance again. 😞
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DJ Boozy Brunch @griph.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
7 y/o has made a Lego bar where a minifig bartender is selling beer, root beer and Mountain Dew. I asked him what “beer” was and he told me to stop asking stupid questions.
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Colin Spacetwinks @spacetwinks.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
my actual most important star wars post:
a screenshot of my, colin spacetwinks, twitter account. the tweet:

kreia: exile... what if a dying child wanted to say the n-word

exile: what is your fucking problem

kreia: the child is DYING, exile
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Vivian Paulun @vivianpaulun.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
🚨 Preprint alert! 👶🧠🌊 "The Emergence of a Distinction between Things and Stuff" osf.io/preprints/ps... So excited to share my first infant study, with the wonderful Sanghee Song and Liz Spelke.🎉 Do babies expect sand to behave differently from solid objects? 🧵1/5
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Matt Baume 🏳️‍🌈 @mattbaume.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The movie ROPE came out on this day in 1948, and newspapers really struggled with how to explain that the main characters were, you know,
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It’s crazy that if history had gone very slightly differently, 3dfx would now be the biggest company in the world
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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Robocop-ass future
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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
A thing I enjoyed about Control, and am enjoying about Control Resonant, is the FBC is not, in fact, a hardened unit of elite soldiers and scientists, but rather a bunch of children playing with loaded guns, but also the guns are sentient and all hate each other
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Andrew D Wilson @adw.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Having them do stuff in words is psychologically equivalent to whacking googly eyes on them
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Dave Rudden @daveruddenwrites.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
My five year old has the soul of Orson Welles. We were outside school and he 'put a kiss in my pocket for later.' Extremely touched by this, I gave him two back. He dug out the second one, THEATRICALLY CRUSHED IT IN HIS FIST and said 'one is enough.'
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Panu Raatikainen @panuraatikainen.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
The principal results of Analytic Philosophy: 1. 5 + 7 = 12 (Frege) 2. The present king of France is bald (Russell) 3. Snow is white (Tarski)
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Rob Beschizza @beschizza.com · 23/09/2026
The time is nearly perfect for a movie about the famously chaotic and dramatic 1976 production of Star Wars, starring Ewan McGregor as Alec Guinness and Hayden Christiansen as David Prowse.
Ewan McGregor looking a lot like Alec GuinnessHayden CHristiansen looking a lot like Dave Prowse
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Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Good morning, Bluesky. www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRfs...
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"I'm a Barbie girl" again, but in the style of 6 classical composers 🎹 🎤 - Josep Castanyer Alonso
YouTube video by Josep Castanyer Alonso
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Ygrene @ygrene.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
calling in sick to the kickflip factory and confusing everyone as to whether i'm coming in or not
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Notorious RBMK @comraderobot.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
thought the exposure on this large format color shot from a few weeks ago was hosed but nope—just turns out i can do a better negative scan than the lab #filmphotography
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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Penguins went hiking yesterday; broke out my camera for the first time in months
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
did you finish the tape I lent you?
hey it's a sketch of Sadako, she's come bearing a tape
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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER
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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
look at this beautiful proof of the side-side-side triangle congruence
A bunch of Lean 4 code for a theorem names Geom.inner_five_sgmt. Above it is the comment "Satz 4.2; this is basically SSS to five_sgmt's SAS". 

The code reads as follows:
theorem Geom.inner_five_sgmt {x y z u x' y' z' u' : G.Point} : B x y z → B x' y' z' →
    E x y x' y' → E y z y' z' → E x u x' u' → E z u z' u' → E y u y' u' := by
    intro hb1 hb'1 he1 he2 he3 he4
    by_cases heq : x = z
    ·   subst heq; rw [btwn_id hb1] at he1 he3
        rwa [G.E_id he1.symm] at he3
    have ⟨w, hw1, hw2⟩ := G.sgmt_const x z x z
    have ⟨w', hw'1, hw'2⟩ := G.sgmt_const x' z' x' z'
    have he5 : E x z x' z' := G.sgmt_add hb1 hb'1 he1 he2
    have he6 : E z w z' w' := G.E_trans (G.E_trans hw2 he5) hw'2.symm
    have he7 : E w u w' u' := G.five_sgmt heq hw1 hw'1 he5 he6 he3 he4
    have heq2 : w ≠ z := Ne.symm (G.E_id_mt heq hw2)
    have hb2 : B w z y := (G.btwn_yzw_of_xyz_xzw hb1 hw1).symm
    have hb'2 : B w' z' y' := (G.btwn_yzw_of_xyz_xzw hb'1 hw'1).symm
    apply G.five_sgmt heq2 hb2 hb'2 he6.lr he2.lr he7 he4
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innes mck @innes.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
reading swan boy outside the US is constantly trying to guess what's real and what's branson. Carrabas: I think real. Philadelphia: invented for Swan Boy. Shriners in their tiny cars: incredibly, real
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sarah margaret @sarahmargs.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
this is the most important video on the internet www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOjH...
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Young Frankenstein (1974) Bloopers & Outtakes
YouTube video by Wonder Movies
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paul khruangbin (Dan Lehner) @danlehner.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
friend told me a story about her dad’s college music class where they wrote different examples of classical compositions John Williams ripped off and John Williams showed up for a masterclass one day, saw it, went over to the blackboard and started adding more examples
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
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Elementary Penguin @elempeng.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
The Penguins went hiking yesterday; broke out my camera for the first time in months
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🥊 @querelleofbros.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
there’s a hot air balloon race near us today and i can’t get over this diva
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 20/09/2026
nobody's moving prose like Onstad
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Max the comics guy who does comics about comics @waitingforthetrade.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
John Constantine: I just had a devil's threesome.
Batman: stop now
John Constantine: That's when you're having a threesome and one of the two people you're having sex with is the devil.
Batman: I'm not engaging with vou.
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Louis @louisevans.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Do you think Tyler Cowen considers COYOTE VS ACME an opportunity to “see a virgin on-screen”? Why or why not?
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Elise Schuenke @troubledminnesotan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
After 500 hours of gameplay, I’m finally going for the Joja route in Stardew but I’m shaking my head the entire time so you know I’m not happy about it
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gamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
incredibly well-done resident evil teaser from a movie theater
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Jane @jane.meangirls.online · 19/09/2026
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Michael Scott Balch, PhD @uqprofessional.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
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