your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 1hI need a CityNerd analysis of Mike Tomlin’s Minecraft city 150
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 5h"this microdrama got 24 million views!!!" and of course there's no stated view standard. for fuck's sake 320
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 13hthe entire reason i seek out art is to experience the world beyond my ken 281
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 30/09/2026flood the internet with the rapists’ names. we know how to manipulate algorithms and LLMs so that they cannot escape 120
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026silicon valley looked at scalper culture and decided we should make society out of it 272
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i'm goin' in tomorrow, any other ABs up for a lil platelet donation? 111
Reposted by your friend orianaSarah Hayden @wearyourshaydes.bsky.social · 29/09/2026hello, I’d like to hire someone in Los Angeles to do a tarot card reading at a small gathering, if you do such a thing or know someone who does, lemme give you some money, please 4147
Reposted by your friend orianaJessica Price @delafina777.bsky.social · 27/09/2026“It’s not ALL men.” 32,000 men in an Italian Facebook group devoted to drugging your wife and taking nonconsensual explicit photos of her and sharing them. It didn’t get shut down until a woman discovered and exposed it. www.bbc.com/news/article...bbc.comAnger in Italy over non-consensual photos of women shared onlineThe My Wife Facebook group had 32,000 members before it was shut down for violating adult sexual exploitation policies. 4674174
Reposted by your friend orianahuck mason @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 27/09/2026we really need to start calling out these conservative christians for just straight up not believing in christianity. if you don’t believe christian teaching, nobody is forcing you to call yourself a christian! free yourself! 572003226
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026steve has put together a montage so affecting and good that if we are not able to license the song he cut it to i will wither and die 120
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 27/09/2026instead of cutting your family off you used to just move away but now if you don’t answer a text within 5 minutes boomers’ll call the cops on you 190
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026sailing into the West upon seeing brainrot become the dominant advertising aesthetic (again? arguably the quiznos gerbils were brainrot) 140
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i know i shouldn't pass judgment on parents because i'm not one but i just don't think you should bring your 10-year-old son to the movie theater to see primetime 361
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026are we calling "an investment fund bought the building" "gentrification"? www.nbcnews.com/world/spain/... 040
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i would've gotten my ass fired for refusing to write this article 190
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 26/09/2026why is the ritz carlton yacht collection advertising on youtube. who's doing their media planning 250
Reposted by your friend orianaIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 26/09/2026Genuinely, half of me thinks the main area of AI experimentation going on right now is in how fully the concept of an "ai agent" can legally indemnify its operators 527062
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026can only describe the color of the air right now in New York as “peach” 140
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026it's cool that it's impossible to decouple yourself from meta products if you're trying to make and market an independent film outside the studio system 040
Reposted by your friend orianaKatelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 25/09/2026🧐 www.axios.com/2024/10/25/m...axios.comScoop: Meta strikes multi-year AI deal with ReutersIt's the first news deal Meta has made in the AI era. 152440747
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026i don't wanna talk about coffee at interviews i wanna talk about the person at my screening of Zone of Interest who kept unwrapping candy throughout and also was vaping weed 1193
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026"i live in new york and i will never get rid of my car because i need to be able to go directly from my house to wherever i want, whenever i want" go live literally anywhere else that caters to your specific brain disease 2131
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026take a moment to enjoy a sung version of the complaint to ea-nasiryoutube.comComplaint to Ea Nasir - Sung Mesopotamian MusicYouTube video by Farya Faraji & World Musicians 120
Reposted by your friend orianaJoe DeMartino @jdemartino.bsky.social · 25/09/2026re: best 21st century TV chat, this single scene from Deadwood would place the show in the Top 10 on its own (and it has like twenty scenes just as good)youtube.comCompassion & Friendship in DeadwoodYouTube video by Max Brazil 273
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026my favorite tv series of the 21st century is the one that hires me to write for it :) 050
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 25/09/2026*touching earpiece* I’m hearing it’s time to rewatch LOST 000
Reposted by your friend orianaSerial Experiments Abigail @popeguilty.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Game of Thrones started in 2011 which means the first wave of Khaleesis will be getting their driver's licenses next year 12557126
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026begging publications (ahem Wired, Verge) to stop doing those animated story headers because they are destroying my little macbook air's performance. why is firefox using SEVEN ENTIRE GB OF MEMORY??? 081
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026"spend 40 to 50 minutes circling neighboring blocks" looking for parking??? aside from the "take the train or bus" angle this is a nightmare amount of extra pollution to put in the air around a fucking school! 141
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ezra klein admitting he never knew how to read a map is... instructive 240
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026i'm not kidding when i say this dude needs to lose his fucking license and car www.youtube.com/shorts/hBcXT...youtube.comDriver Speeds Through East River EsplanadeYouTube video by Hell Gate 120
Reposted by your friend orianaSean O’Kane @okane.fyi · 24/09/2026Last month, Zoox test driver Jay Davis and 3 coworkers were doing testing in an AV, when he said everyone "got quiet for some reason." Later they felt lightheaded, and one even vomited. They reported the symptoms and returned to base -- and Zoox sent them back out. techcrunch.com/2026/09/23/z...techcrunch.comExclusive: Zoox grounds Atlanta test fleet after workers report toxic gas exposure symptomsThe repeated incidents led one worker to file a complaint with the Occupational Safety and Health Administration, which opened an inquiry and told Zoox to investigate the exposures. 174
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026AI agents are exec-class tech. shit that you would only invent if you already had a human doing shit for you that you should be doing yourself, and you don't want to pay a person to do it. "make me a reservation" "buy me a movie ticket" "plan me a vacation" 340
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026i guess she didn't know it at the time because none of us did but it is buck wild that elizabeth holmes invited the documentarian who literally became a pilot with a job ferrying 737s around the world for his docuseries into her home 150
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026downstairs neighbor is blasting kpop in an effort to drown out the construction noise from the fucking homeowner across the street (renovating their little patio) 120
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 23/09/2026as i age and my joints begin to deteriorate i am ever more acutely aware of existing in a world that was simply not built for people who are only 5 feet tall 260
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026made maybe the best red sauce of my entire life and have to wait several more hours until dinner to enjoy it, the apartment smells unbelievably good 120
Reposted by your friend orianaSandy Ernest Allen @sandyernestallen.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Reminder into the void here that @maris.bsky.social and I coedited a whole project for @literaryhub.bsky.social subtweeting: Pamela Paul’s tenure at the NYTBR … lithub.com/what-was-los...lithub.comWhat Was Lost: A Queer Accounting of the NY Times Book Review, 2013-2022“Goodbye, Pamela Paul,” was the headline of Andrea Long Chu’s now-iconic, recently ASME-nominated New York Magazine farewell to the former NY Times Book Review editor, when Paul left the paper two … 17828
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 22/09/2026sorry to the mayor but i think we need him to go be the president's vizier. "oh yeah sorry man i can't hang if miller's there, he just kills the vibe" and boom, stephen miller's out on his ass in less than 24 hours 180
Reposted by your friend orianayour friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026hoodie season is heeeeere, support a documentary about america's indie movie theater renaissance (there are also hats, totes, tees, kid/baby apparel etc.) 183
your friend oriana @schwindter.bsky.social · 21/09/2026i give it a week until we see another curséd "newsom 2028???" article that doesn't address this at all 163
![“Bongo” Ballpoint pen, pencil, watercolor, acrylic paint, and a little colored pencil.
Our man is in trouble this time, reader. Art supplies are scattered around a painting of an abstract cityscape. On the canvas we see a man in a telephone booth making a frantic call to his cat, Bongo. In the foreground, an answering machine is taking his voicemail, [Leave a message at the beep] --- “Bongo, Daddy got stuck in the painting. Go get help, Bongo.” Bongo stands at the base of the easel looking at the phone. Her tail in the air and ears perked up. Whether she’ll be able to help is open to interpretation.
Artist’s note: One of my favorites from the Spooky Pants book. I was playing around with the idea of a painting coming to life (like that guy in Ghostbusters 2) and kind of fumbled my way into this version. I really draw a lot of corded phones. I won’t stop.](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:hkxtqxfvk4xh2roqbkebmoiq/bafkreid675pobhckre5wbkxub5qfu3vaxbls7mpuhlcidhvbbrjw6iua2e)
