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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I saw frogs. Here's one of them. Likely relevant to @onegrenouille.myatproto.social's interests.

A brown frog resting on a branch in a pond that is covered in duckweed, a type of aquatic plant with many tiny round leaves that float on the surface of the water. A fallen leaf is floating near the frog.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[Sees someone posting covid denialism, namely disbelief in long covid]Gonna dabble in AIDS denialism next? If you judge people for their decision to wear a mask, you're a shitty person.

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Chemjobber @chemjobber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

so did we have a moment in like 2000 where Gozer the Gozerian says to America "choose the form of your destructor" or something?

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Must be nice, not having chronic health problems. Probably someone with nothing rewarding in life, possibly fishing to get the new "no dogpiling" rule to go after a bunch of people just to feel something where their soul should be. They don't deserve the attention.

A screenshot of a skeet that has removed everything but the skeet text itself. It says:
"Guys, please stop with the "please clap" when you cook for yourself, get out of bed on time, do your laundry...

If your personal bar is that low, find some fucking hustle. I work my ass off. I'm not giving you high fives for the bare minimum."

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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I'm going to grab at the lowest possible hanging fruit Big Bang Theory got a second episode so yeah that one

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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/09/2026

you HAVE to get on board with beanie babies. beanie babies are going to leave you behind. you must devote your time to studying all the new beanie babies and how it impacts yuor life. also theyre alive and im in love with iggy the iguana

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Dr. Laci Brock 🪐 @stellerarts.com · 04/09/2026

Look at my tiny Moon painting! I photographed the Moon with my telescope, then used it as my reference

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steve @stupidlikeafox.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

This whole ACS logo redesign was just an elaborate prank to make me have a whole bunch of stylized robot buttholes on top of my browser window, wasn't it? #chemchat

Five browser tabs with ACS journal articles = five little robot butthole logos

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/09/2026

Trade xkcd.com/3290/

Comic. [Person standing holding hammer above raised knee.] PERSON: Listen up, leg. I’ve been sending you rich, oxygenated blood for years, while you send me worthless used-up blood with no oxygen. Time to teach you a lesson about not ripping me off! [caption] Tariffs

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C:\Users\Kim @kimgohlich.bsky.social · 09/03/2026

the thing about "separating the art from the artist" is that it comes from academic circles where they were trying to separate an artist's views from an interpretation of their work as an intellectual exercise, not as a way to give people moral carte blanche to support shitty people

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Damn straight I would repost a frog.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 29/08/2026

Look, if I'm going to be referring to a group of people who might not all identify as the same gender (or are non-binary) I'll either be using y'all or comrades. Jack's just mad that he can't turn the word "Y'all" into an exhibit at the British Museum, where the inventors can't use it.

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Make Money - Do Magnets @sararah.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

As close to totality as we got here

A picture of a moon that is red from a near total lunar eclipse

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Make Money - Do Magnets @sararah.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Another attempt

A photo of the moon through a telescope where the moon is 90% occluded by the earths shadow

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Make Money - Do Magnets @sararah.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Eclipse photo attempt through the telescope

A picture of the moon through antelope where about 3/4 of the moon is occluded by the earths shadow

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Courtney Milan @courtneymilan.com · 26/08/2026

I don't know what is going on with autocorrect, but it's very clear to me while doing a not-quite-final read through that the "correcting what you're typing while you're typing it" is introducing more errors, and more obviously wrong ones, than it ever catches.

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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/08/2026

this meme has been haunting my thoughts, unwanted and unbidden, all week

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 22/08/2026

Optimist: The glass is half full. Pessimist: The glass is half empty. Chemist: Why isn't the glass in the goddamn fume hood?

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iucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay,

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 17/08/2026

Michelle Tafoya doesn't have an opinion on who invented the Jucy Lucy.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you. Hi, I'm an umbilical cord.

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Eleanor Morton @eleanormorton.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Every interview with an actor from the new Harry Potter series youtube.com/shorts/QVyIw...

youtube.com

every interview with an actor in the new Harry Potter series

YouTube video by Eleanor Morton

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taylr @taylordahlin.com · 12/08/2026

native women in ribbon skirts on the stairs of first ave upper level dancing with their peggy flanagan signs

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Star:Line Chicago @starlinechicago.bsky.social · 11/08/2026

Ethanol is really just the least-efficient and most resource-intensive solar battery power for cars anyway, cut out the middlemen and put gigawatts worth of solar in rural areas instead

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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 01/08/2026

Ok no but for real MYYYY hot take is that Annie Lennox can do everything Madonna has ever done, but Madonna couldn't do 1/3 of what Annie Lennox has done

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

If you want to put a cat on a vegan diet, you're a fucking dipshit *at best*. No amount of saying "it has all the nutrients they need" changes that.

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Dr. Stephanie @punkrockscience.bsky.social · 22/07/2026

I just saw a meme that said “get in losers, we’re reclaiming the emdash”. People. PEOPLE. Where are your STANDARDS? It CLEARLY should be “get in, losers — we’re reclaiming the em dash.”

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Andrew Bloomberg @andrewbloomberg.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

This is like the thing about Uber inventing buses, but for seltzer

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 21/07/2026

Worked at a bakery. The gigantic-ass mixer had been set up next to the dishwasher, and the dishwasher door opened up *over* the mixer. The door could collect water, and would sometimes spill it into the mixer bowl. I warned management of the risk. They made excuses for not moving the mixer.

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Erin Biba @erinbiba.bsky.social · 15/07/2026

Some thoughts are inside your head thoughts! They are not out loud on the timeline thoughts!

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I get that it would be a political faux pas to openly celebrate Lindsey Graham snuffing it, but there's always just keeping the statement limited to sympathy for those whose lives he had an impact on.

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ceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2026

No statement from Mitch McConnell on the sudden passing of his senate colleague? So much for decorum

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Nicholas Venture @nicholasventure.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

I spoke with Mitch McConnell for about 20 minutes tonight and then he was like "Oh, wait Lindsey Graham just showed up, wanna talk to him?"

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Jessica Ellis @baddestmamajama.bsky.social · 09/07/2026

Netflix currently approaching Platner to see if he’d like a special

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Per Ahlberg @perahlberg.bsky.social · 08/07/2026

The strangest thing happened today. We went to the uninhabited island of Lunga, west of Mull, to look at the puffins nesting there. I was just taking photos when I felt a thump as something landed quite heavily in my head. It was a puffin! It stayed for about a minute before flying off.

A man with his back to the camera, wearing a blue jacket and a grey woolen hat. A puffin is sitting on top of his head. On the left, an arm holding a mobile phone can be seen. In the background, a green slope and the sea beyond.

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Wagatwe Wanjuki @wagatwe.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

I don't think Platner is a plant. he's just your run-of-the-mill misogynistic, racist leftish dudebro.

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Kate Riga @kateriga.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

AOC staying out of the Platner race reflecting better and better on her political instincts

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Frovo @frovo.bsky.social · 06/07/2026

BREAKING: mitch mcconnell currently sealed inside a steel box alongside a radioactive substance, a geiger counter, a relay, and a flask of poison

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scare-cadus (is this anything) 🎃 @birdapp.rip · 05/07/2026

ever since Tim got the tribal tattoo sleeve he’s felt hella tough

a mostly white cat that has tortoiseshell coloration on one leg

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boonque @kwstzhaderbonch.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

ahem

spacegirl incognito

the Lord is my shepherd, He shaves my entire body to make sweaters

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Bridget Kromhout @bridgetkromhout.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

Minnesota forever.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 04/07/2026

If the rodeo this happened at had been adhering to the Flag Code, this never would have happened. (From the replies, the parachuter is okay and only sustained a minor cut. I can joke without guilt.)

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Chef Kennedy🐸🏳️‍🌈 @kennedy.northsky.social · 26/06/2026

Become ungovernable

A fake coyote with a sign Fake Coyote Goose Deterrent next to it, some geese are walking by nonplussed

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 26/06/2026

TIL: There's a local pest control company that decided to go with the name "GhostBuggers" and I really want to know if they're aware of what that would mean across the pond.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 17/06/2026

Hi, my name is Ozymandias, King of Kings. After a big fall from grace, I was feeling pretty low. Having someone to talk tl was critical in getting me through. That's why I'd like to talk to you about BetterHelp.

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