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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 4m

The kid did a good job. I may find Jack Black's singing to be a bit on the... goofball end of things, but it kicks ass that he's giving teens a chance to play in rock/metal concerts.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 46m

I still love the sign at a gaming store I went to: "Take the gamey out of gamer. Please shower." or something to that effect.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 5h

Separate taxes for each that can both be separately applied to the same vehicle. Along with specialized licensing to drive them with annual renewal.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 9h

It's 1,052,631,579 7-11 Big Gulps. (I wonder if this is the first time a Big Gulp has been used as a unit of measure for physics?)

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

When they said everybody was gonna get covid, it was not resignation. It was a statement of intent.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

You have to make sure there's an intermediary that will be the fall guy to get debanked. Ask yourself: WWMSD? ( what would mawlee schah* do) *name misspelled to avoid searchers

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Make sure you have a patsy for certain bank transfers. Just in case.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

I mean, when you're a scammer the consequences aren't *your* problem and when you're the smartest most specialist boy in the room what possible lessons are there for you to learn?

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 05/10/2026

Surely poorly regulated laser products and grey market peptides will be different. /s

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

I understand enough of the terms he uses to decide to not roll for Sanity damage.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I mean, they generally don't pay them at all...

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

The guy is now wondering if he met a vampireml.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

"Threading a sewing needle with an excavator" is one of the coolest things Mythbusters ever did.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Now I'm left wondering if this is soap making (wholesome), soap making (nefarious), or "soap" making (gruesome)....

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'd need to figure out the exact model, but I'm guessing that thing weighs 6000 lbs or so. Momentum is a motherfucker.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

I'm glad she could bring you joy and that you could give her a loving home. Pugs are sweethearts, in my experience.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

My dad came to visit and rented a Honda Accord. My head was pressed against the roof in the back seat. I am 5'7" tall. My aspect ratio is Wrong.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I expect shitposts on Bluesky to be free of all logical fallacies. Do better. (Yes, this is joking around.)

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I continue to be happy to have a full desktop PC. I have a power button that tells the motherboard to boot/restart/shutdown as well as a switch on the power supply that fully cuts power to the entire computer. It's something I have, of course, had to make a point of continuing to upgrade as it ages.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I believe the formal term at this point is "kitchen sink"

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Friggin' pugs. Extended family had one that wandered off the porch and needed surgery from the fall. It later joined the cyclops club because pugs have had the orbital socket bred out of them.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Congrats on achieving "Faine has decided to play with their food" levels of trying to poast your way through it.

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Lupus Londonwolf @lupuslondonwolf.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I was making potato and leek soup and the recipe asked for five potatoes cubed. Even for potato soup, 125 potatoes seems a little excessive.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Lizards deserve a better home. Maybe a collection of those little troll dolls with the gem navels and crazy hair?

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

I base this off doing pharma QC and am speculating here. Out of spec results on stability testing require notifying the FDA within a certain timeframe if you cannot find a root cause for OOS results that is not "this is a legit OOS"

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

So... it looks like this was caught during stability testing based off of what I could find in some of the FDA reporting. Either there was a colossal fuck-up in manufacturing and initial release testing or stability testing got fucked up and they couldn't prove the results were invalid.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

What do you think the odds are that Jane would consider it being in a bubble to be unfamiliar with Mettler Toledo's products? As an example relevant to my career but not to most.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Then along came Shivering Isles... Which is possibly my favorite ES questline in terms of story.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

Cattle need feed that needs water *on top* of the water the cattle need. Where ag takes place matters a lot. Arid and semi-arid environments are a poor choice for anything that needs much water.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

They have *negative* incentive to use water efficiently. Use it or lose the water rights is the way the laws are written.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Sorry, this one is my bad. I flipped the wrong switch trying to turn on the drinking light.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I saw frogs. Here's one of them. Likely relevant to @onegrenouille.myatproto.social's interests.

A brown frog resting on a branch in a pond that is covered in duckweed, a type of aquatic plant with many tiny round leaves that float on the surface of the water. A fallen leaf is floating near the frog.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

There audiences that don't *want* to be persuaded. Being polite to them will accomplish nothing but make them think they can abuse you more.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Like the flying toasters screen saver, but Alf hog.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 25/09/2026

[Sees someone posting covid denialism, namely disbelief in long covid]Gonna dabble in AIDS denialism next? If you judge people for their decision to wear a mask, you're a shitty person.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

It's not too late to pretend it was on purpose.

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Chemjobber @chemjobber.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

so did we have a moment in like 2000 where Gozer the Gozerian says to America "choose the form of your destructor" or something?

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Must be nice, not having chronic health problems. Probably someone with nothing rewarding in life, possibly fishing to get the new "no dogpiling" rule to go after a bunch of people just to feel something where their soul should be. They don't deserve the attention.

A screenshot of a skeet that has removed everything but the skeet text itself. It says:
"Guys, please stop with the "please clap" when you cook for yourself, get out of bed on time, do your laundry...

If your personal bar is that low, find some fucking hustle. I work my ass off. I'm not giving you high fives for the bare minimum."

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I'm sorry, I've had to fight mini wars with the UPLCs at work. "Rage" is not a strong enough word for the Karl Fischer.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

"Rage against the goddamn PDA detector"

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I have questions on how an organism that massive can be an entirely passive feeder. Does it have some sort of scent to it that lures in banthas or something?

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

He's gonna be the DNC Jeb! but somehow even more slimy and off-putting.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

"Misses a step and imitates a slinky exiting AF1" would be funny.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

The downside is that there'd probably be an attempt to hide it.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

The man has never found a hill he is not willing to metaphorically die on.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Cheap or expensive, beer is sparkling fermented grass water.

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