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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I saw frogs. Here's one of them. Likely relevant to @onegrenouille.myatproto.social's interests.

A brown frog resting on a branch in a pond that is covered in duckweed, a type of aquatic plant with many tiny round leaves that float on the surface of the water. A fallen leaf is floating near the frog.

Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Must be nice, not having chronic health problems. Probably someone with nothing rewarding in life, possibly fishing to get the new "no dogpiling" rule to go after a bunch of people just to feel something where their soul should be. They don't deserve the attention.

A screenshot of a skeet that has removed everything but the skeet text itself. It says:
"Guys, please stop with the "please clap" when you cook for yourself, get out of bed on time, do your laundry...

If your personal bar is that low, find some fucking hustle. I work my ass off. I'm not giving you high fives for the bare minimum."

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

Taken with my wife's birding camera. (Nikon P900) I ended up having to sit down and prop my elbows on my knees to keep the camera stead enough to snap pics. These were taken at pretty close to maximum.

A picture of the partial lunar eclipse at almost 94%. The top sliver of the moon is washed out while the remainder is deep red and the very bottom-most portion is almost completely dark. The craters of the moon are all visible in good detail.

Another picture of the partial lunar eclipse at almost 94%. The top sliver of the moon is washed out while the remainder is deep red and the very bottom-most portion is almost completely dark. This picture is a little more blurry.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 26/08/2026

Yeah, Ogre's around 6'8". Karl Malone was 6'9" and looked like this at 265 lbs. I'd definitely place Ogre at north of 300 lbs. Muscle is more dense than fat, I'll grant, but that goes only so far.

A picture of Karl Malone from when he played with the Utah Jazz. He's unreasonably buff for a basketball player.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

My little shoe criminal is having herself a nap.

A black cat cit a tipped ear is napping on a beige carpet next to a pair of black shoes and a cardboard box. Ine of her fish-shaped toys is nearby. She's probably dreaming about committing shoe crimes by fishing a shoelace out from where it was tucked into the shoe to prevent her from doing shoe crimes.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 18/06/2026

I give you: void wearing a rubber duck hat (She puts up with my bs)

A black cat with a tipped left ear, photographed from above, lounging in a cat bed. She has a miniature, white rubber duck on her head. She doesn't care.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 10/06/2026

I made chocolate sourdough bread. My wife says it's delicious. (I have yet to have some. Later tonight!) If I could share it with you, I would (assuming chocolate is not toxic to Astro Frogs)

A round loaf of chocolate sourdough bread on a cooling rack. It has a cross cut on the top and chocolate chips are visible.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I'm glad mine limits herself to petty shoe crimes.

A black cat with green eyes is looking at the camera with one paw touching a boot lace that had been tucked inside of the boot so she couldn't play with it. She had fished the boot lace out to play with because she was bored and wanted to play with something other than one of her actual toys. She did it again a few days later.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 26/05/2026

I cannot imagine Gene Roddenberry would have found Lower Decks to be to his tastes, and thus an episode is born:

The USS Cerritos from Star Trek: Lower Decks with an approaching shuttlecraft. The title of this episode is "Roddenberry Rolls in His Grave"

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 11/04/2026

Never thought I would have an excuse this specific to share this.

The Grand Galactic Inquisitor from The Venture Brothers with green text in all caps declaring "IGNORE ME!"

The Grand Galactic Inquisitor in an enormous robot-looking thing with one glowing red eye that is also a spotlight. He has a crown/horns thing going on and his head looks like half of a yellow submarine or scuba tank.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 21/03/2026

Surely guys who style their hair like Confidence are trustworthy.

Craig Ferguson as the character Confidence from the British sci-fi sitcom "Red Dwarf." His dark hair is slicked back, he's showing a toothy grin, and wearing a yellow-ish green plaid leisure suit over a very loud, patterned button up shirt that is open down to mid chest. He's wearing two gold necklaces, one almost a choker with a medallion and the other a long gold chain. Everything about him screams "Slimeball."

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 19/03/2026

Also: nice (deleted and reposted to fix alt text)

A screenshot of Faine's skeet. There are 69 likes.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 12/03/2026

Screen glare did not help things here, but it seems I still did decent. Still not to Faine "Mantis Shrimp" Greenwood levels, alas.

Your delta E OK JND
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Genuinely Remarkable. You sailed past the theoretical human limit like it owed you money. I'd accuse you of cheating but I don't actually know how you'd cheat at this.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 11/03/2026

I can offer kitty. This is not an unusual pose for me. Nor is cross-legged in the chair, which can involve knees flat or knees against the desk, depending on what my back prefers. I rarely sit "normal" at home...

A black cat on my lap. I'm wearing a blue t-shirt and black jeans. The cat is in loaf mode while I sit with my heels on the seat of the chair and knees resting against the computer desk.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

Not the most phallic bread I've seen, but I've made 4 separate Dick Loaves so the bar is at "made specifically to resemble a cock" One example is pictured below.

A loaf of white bread shaped like a dick and balls.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 05/02/2026

As someone who does not drink alcohol, I'll use a Weird Soda as my version of Malört. It's *bad*. I give you: Ketchup Soda It does not taste like ketchup. It does not taste like anything *in* ketchup. It tastes like a war crime in my mouth and everyone's indicted.

A picture of someone holding a bottle of Grandpa Joe's Ketchup Soda (made in Pittsburgh). It is a red soda in a glass bottle with a mostly white label. The soda is the most abominable flavor I have ever allowed to touch my tongue.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

Earthworm Tim, governor of Minnesota, has just released a message for Minnesotans regarding the continued killings being performed by federal secret police. See image below.

An earthworm on a black background. Minnesota governor Tim Walz's smiling face has been crudely photoshopped onto the earthworm with a speech bubble that says "Don't take the bait!"

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 04/01/2026

Hopefully the military mom's crotch fruit gets arrested later anyway and rots in prison for a couple decades for following orders they admit to knowing were wrong.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 22/10/2025

(Image found from this t-shirt on Threadless: www.threadless.com/shop/@marty/... ) Nazi tattoos are an immediate "Bye, bitch."

A cartoon garbage truck with "WHOLE MAN DISPOSAL SERVICES" emblazoned on the side. The cab of the truck is white and the Whole Man Disposal Carrier is green. There are restroom sign-style "male" figures sticking out the back and one under the overhang of the back end. Beneath the truck is captioned, "YES, THE ENTIRE MAN."

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 21/10/2025

You've raised yourself a proper smartass. Also, I'm proud of my timing on liking this.

A screenshot of the post being replied to. The like icon has been selected, bringing the total likes to 420.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 10/10/2025

Oh, and fun fact: the occupational therapist I saw declared that the joint was dead center between the basic swan neck and the boutonniere. I chose the basic one to minimize restriction on closing my hand. My index finger had even more ROM, but I can control it better. Not the clearest pic, but...

A picture of my hand, index finger extended with the middle joint significantly hyper-extended backwards.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

I also have my inside kitties. Frostbite thinks boxes are far superior to cat beds. Andy thinks cat beds are nice. Frostbite also likes to burrow under blankets.

A black cat lounging in the open box a cot came in. She's looking toward the photographer. There are two more boxes in-frame, as well as an empty cat bed.

The same black cat lounging in a Jarritos variety pack box, photographed from above. There's another box nearby, as well as an adjacent cat bed she's snubbing.

A picture of the black cat in her Jarritos box next to the cat bed. This time there's a silver tabby curled up in the cat bed. Both cats are napping. A large black panther plushie is in the foreground.

The black cat underneath a striped blanket atop a pillow, just her tail sticking out.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 04/10/2025

I give you Scamper, the most charismatic cat I've ever known. She was one of my mother-in-law's barn cats. Multiple people offered to buy her immediately after seeing her. They were all rebuffed.

A long-hair calico barn cart curled up sleeping in the grass. She is the most wonderful, charismatic, and majestic cat that ever was.

The same calico barn cat on a pile of straw. She's starting to stand up to come and get pets.

The calico barn cat sitting on a hay bail, looking extremely majestic in spite of the hay sticking in her fur.

The calico barn cat flopped on her side across a hay bail. She's looking at a white horse feed pail with a lid on it, the handle sticking up in the air. She's very comfortable.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 25/09/2025

Made me think of this. I could have sworn I had this on my computer somewhere, but could not find it so I turned to the internet and Reddit provided.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

This one has a cat. Frostbite is very loud and moves her "furniture" about as she pleases.

A black cat with green eyes lounging on a box she tipped onto its side. There's clutter in the background.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 21/08/2025

Is there a cat in this picture? One cannot tell.

A picture of a striped red, brown, and yellow blanket on top of a pillow. A black cat tail is sticking out from under the blanket.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 06/08/2025

"I will block anyone who strawmans me!" - guy who straw-manned masking advocates. Is it intentionally misreading when your original post is a fucking strawman to blame masking advocates that say vaccines are a necessary part of combating covid but insufficient as the only strategy?

A screenshot of Cooper Lund's post declaring, "I'm blocking everyone who intentionally misreads this as me being anti-mask, life's too short"

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 30/07/2025

The NYT is bad parody, at this point. @nytpitchbot.bsky.social is gonna need to dig deep to match this.

A screenshot of chickenshit coward @jeffcmays.bsky.social skeeting about how the recent shooting in New York is bad news for someone who isn't fucking mayor. He's blocked all interactions that aren't praise because he's a cowardly hack.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 06/06/2025

This one is *very* good at that. We never have a housefly last more than 24 hours in the apartment. Every home needs a cat that excels at catching and eating houseflies.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 03/06/2025

Homemade crust is the best. This one turned out super tasty.

A pizza on a pizza pan on top of a stove. It's a philly cheese steak pizza.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 10/05/2025

Perfecting my sourdough pizza crust. No commercial yeast, just flour, water, levain, salt, and a little olive oil this time. Cornmeal to prevent sticking. #ChemistsWhoCook

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 06/05/2025

This is Mocha. Her mama was one of my MiL's barn cats. She got hit by a car when Mocha (b. 2019) and her siblings (5 kittens in total) were itty-bitty and none of the other queens was lactating to take over Kitten Care Duties. Mocha is big and healthy these days.

A tiny calico neokitten, between 3 and 4 weeks old, being held by a white man wearing a black hoodie. She is looking down at the ground.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 02/05/2025

A good camera is nice, too. I took this pic a few years back with my wife's Nikon P900.

A picture of the moon through a Nikon P900 camera. The moon is in the waxing gibbous phase, with only a thin sliver of the moon in shadow. The image shows a significant amount of detail, with many visible craters.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 19/04/2025

The leftist vs liberal slap fighting really needs to fucking stop. The terms are ill-defined and about 99% of the time the example being shit on is one of the extremely fringe weirdos not representative of whichever group is being shit on.

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Napoleon the Chemist @napochem.bsky.social · 16/04/2025

My MiL had a cat that would pull that all the time. Just flopped over on her side asleep in the middle of the horse pen, the open gateway, somewhere on the lawn...

A long-hair calico cat, objectively the best calico of all time, lying on her side fast asleep, front paws on a wooden fencepost.

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