andrew @mylifeinstubsgmail.bsky.social · 28/02/2026my daughter's beautiful portrait of me that i'll treasure forever vs my absolutely cursed portrait of her that I should probably throw into a volcano 000
Reposted by andrewMark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 26/02/2026Any Democrat in a position of power should oppose this loudly and immediately. Make antitrust laws a campaign issue. Fight it every way imaginable. Do not hand over mass media to a creepy dad-son dyad who want to cozy up to an increasingly loathed president bent on maintaining power illegitimately. 13766200
Reposted by andrewJJ @jjdotbiz.bsky.social · 23/02/2026ME: Obviously, it’s great that KPop Demon Hunters is getting a physical release—it’s never guaranteed with a Netflix film, and that’s a movie that means a lot to a lot of people. But is Criterion really the right home for it? I’m just not so sure. MY MOM: And how’s that wonderful daughter of yours? 1744
andrew @mylifeinstubsgmail.bsky.social · 18/02/2026sad to hear about the death of tom noonan, who brought such peculiar warmth to the monsters he inhabited. i met him once on the subway and worked up the courage to tell him i was a fan, and he was so kind and chatted with me for multiple stops. i'll miss his presence. 001
andrew @mylifeinstubsgmail.bsky.social · 13/02/2026tough pickens at the free libraries this winter 000
Reposted by andrewBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Gandalf really is heroic when you consider that there were originally five wizards and one of them turned evil, two of them fucked off and went out east to have orgies, and one is just super into talking to gophers. The one last hope of free peoples was the stoner and that crazy mfer did it. 645255942
Reposted by andrewPatrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 12/02/2026RIP to a bond company stooge who was also a human being 539654
andrew @mylifeinstubsgmail.bsky.social · 10/02/2026really hoping this is melania's very subtle way of telling us that she's slowly poisoning her husbandvulture.comPaul Thomas Anderson Requests That Melania Remove Phantom Thread ScoreComposer Jonny Greenwood was not consulted before Universal agreed to license the music. 000
andrew @mylifeinstubsgmail.bsky.social · 08/02/2026you are what you eat and this man is a fermented yogurt who has gained both sentience and political power 020
Reposted by andrewKelly Barnhill @kellybarnhill.bsky.social · 23/01/2026"Oh my gosh, it was so nice to see you! Have a lovely day, fuck ICE!" "Oh you too hon! Stay safe in that traffic, fuck ICE!' - two older Minnesota ladies, bidding farewell after the protest 93120112458
Reposted by andrewBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Mafia goon: Nice house you got here...it'd be a shame if something happened to it Media outlets: Mafia goon rules out use of force. Expresses regret at the mere thought of it 58178724318
Reposted by andrewMarisa Kabas @marisakabas.bsky.social · 17/01/2026it’s a real triumph of the human spirit when you’re still able to cry despite being on multiple mood stabilizers 28102871
andrew @mylifeinstubsgmail.bsky.social · 12/12/2025you know it's hard out there for a cinephile dad constantly getting emails from the PTA 000
Reposted by andrewBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 25/11/2025RIP Sean Connery you would have loved saying this headline 351693211
Reposted by andrewJP @jpbrammer.bsky.social · 14/11/2025I am reading Ulysses by James Joyce and as it turns out I don't know how to read 932162125
andrew @mylifeinstubsgmail.bsky.social · 07/11/2025predator: *pulling out a guitar as his spaceship narrowly escapes the badlands* finally found that last song for darkness on the edge of town 000
andrew @mylifeinstubsgmail.bsky.social · 05/11/2025more context: sliwa called him collect from the last payphone in nyc but was forced to hang up prematurely when he was robbed at knifepoint by a raccoon recouping a debt from a 1978 horse race 041
Reposted by andrewIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 03/11/2025St. Peter at the Pearly Gates: Did you live by the Ten Commandments? Mike Johnson: I have no idea. I have not seen those 11860581387
Reposted by andrewKelly @andee902.bsky.social · 04/11/2025instead of those “check if you’re a robot” prompts before you post people should have to watch John candy’s speech from trains plains and automobiles before they reply to anything 151
Reposted by andrewDavid Noll @david.noll.org · 02/11/2025Zohran Mamdani campaigned a lot and appears not to hate the voters whose support he's seeking. Here's what other Democrats can learn from his unorthodox strategy. 274354826
Reposted by andrewJosh Gondelman @joshgondelman.bsky.social · 31/10/2025I guess I reflexively resist engaging with art when the creators call it "content" the same way I wouldn't order a dish that a restaurant lists only as "stuff." 1740038
Reposted by andrewSoraya Nadia McDonald @soraya.press · 31/10/2025I hope Mary Todd's lunatic ghost haunts the shit outta him 5814
Reposted by andrewBucky Underbelly (Robb) @buckyunderbelly.bsky.social · 25/10/2025"There's a second wing of the White House." 022
Reposted by andrewMatt Singer @mattsinger.bsky.social · 14/10/2025In honor of the great Drew Struzan’s passing, I picked 15 of his best posters.screencrush.comDrew Struzan’s Best Movie PostersCelebrating the work of one of the greatest poster artists in the history of film. 311125
andrew @mylifeinstubsgmail.bsky.social · 13/10/2025the old man who gets his dogs to howl at the moon in moonstruck 010
Reposted by andrewKathryn VanArendonk @kvanaren.bsky.social · 12/10/2025what rules about hocus pocus is that at like 8pm bette midler, 17thC witch, doesn’t know what asphalt is, and by 9:30pm she’s doing a ska-flavored rendition of “I put a spell on you” 1493
Reposted by andrewSam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 02/10/2025If PTA gets to make his movie and David Zaslav loses a ton of money on it that feels to me like an all-around win 2506
andrew @mylifeinstubsgmail.bsky.social · 02/10/2025!!!CELEB SPOTTING IN NYC!!! I managed to get this shot of Treebeard just hanging on the street outside the NY Center for Ents. He seemed really chill (stoic even). 000
andrew @mylifeinstubsgmail.bsky.social · 28/09/2025i hope this is the act two inciting incident that leads to the ultimate resolution and denouement of the springsteen biopic 010
andrew @mylifeinstubsgmail.bsky.social · 25/09/2025my daughter: dad let's go see the gabby's dollhouse movie this weekend me: ok her: is it supposed to be good? me: it seems as though universal haven't screened it for critics yet, which might not be a good si- my wife: honey 020
andrew @mylifeinstubsgmail.bsky.social · 24/09/2025me: *at customs in paris summoning all of my lost french with hopes of total assimilation* bonj- customs agent: passports please 020
andrew @mylifeinstubsgmail.bsky.social · 04/09/2025i laughed out loud at this on the subway dear god who am i 010
andrew @mylifeinstubsgmail.bsky.social · 03/09/2025my dog just peed on the front of a church and my initial response was to apologize in deference but instead i narrowed my eyes and said "that was for the crusades" 010
Reposted by andrewLittle Greenis @durtmchurtt.bsky.social · 24/08/2025ME: are pets allowed? UBER DRIVER: of course! ME: *strokes his hair* 631669
Reposted by andrewCarly @nautiluscarly.bsky.social · 20/08/2025Support your public library. Defend your public library. Slay the enemies of your public library. 177102053225
Reposted by andrewKelly @andee902.bsky.social · 19/08/2025I am not meant to know this many people in congress’s names, I am meant to frolic 081
Reposted by andrewAshley C. Ford @smashfizzle.bsky.social · 16/08/2025My husband’s headphones died on his walk home from work, so he called me and asked me to sing him A Thousand Miles by Vanessa Carlton. 1775133
Reposted by andrewAndrés Diplotti @diplotti.com · 16/08/2025A.I. is popular because it gives you the experience of being a boss: you get to give annoyingly specific instructions about how to do something you don't actually know how to do yourself, and then claim credit for the end result. 12338629
andrew @mylifeinstubsgmail.bsky.social · 08/08/2025my daughter just tried to hail a mr. softee truck like a cab 000
