Reposted by Kellycaroline cash @cashbrowns.bsky.social · 10hNancy 10/1/26 … “Sluggo’s Terrible Hat” Part 4 724173683
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 30/09/2026an Eminem impersonator gave me his card today so I look like someone who an Eminem impersonator sees and is like “she’s gonna need this” 170
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 29/09/2026they’re testing my nephew for autism and I was like “I mean I’m probably on the spectrum” and my dad was like “you can’t be cause you have a sense of humor” and now I’m like okay so that’s why we never got tested I see 150
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 29/09/2026As my house empties while I move my neighbors can look forward to hearing a lot of Jesus Christ Superstar cause the acoustics are amazing 040
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I got the apartment I wannteddddd im gonna live above a barbershop, and beneath another barbershop!!! 1131
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 29/09/2026who up approving rental applications haha where my landlords at, haha no where are specifically my landlords at please approve my application 020
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 27/09/2026damn….spent my whole childhood thinking that was Art Garfunkel 130
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I watched so much Gilmore girls when I was unemployed I feel like if they did a bar trivia night I would wind up getting banned like i did in my 4th grade battle of the books competition because the parents were complaining 170
Reposted by KellyNormal Dervy @dervy.bsky.social · 27/09/2026hello tough month!! I'm shilling my wares once again in a last ditch attempt to pay rent. some examples of my work below, though I use many different mediums so if you've got something else in mind, just ask! (you can also search "Dervy Sketchbook" on here to see more) DM if you're interested 🩵 13014
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 26/09/2026damn I should have been working morning shift at the park this whole time, everyone is so nice and no one seems like they’re here to murder someone 030
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is why reaction videos and pile ons drive me crazy, you don’t actually know shit and you forget you’re talking about real people not characters 090
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 26/09/2026i think the biggest issue with taylor is her songs seemed more fun before you saw the big trashy wedding full of weird old CEOs, like we know they’ve always been bad but we thought you had whimsy, girl 140
Reposted by Kellythe gretchen of the earth @humanremains.northsky.social · 26/09/2026"what's for dinner?" "moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment" 1319
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 26/09/2026This is how I should have announced I was laid off last year 040
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 26/09/2026alright taylor is like 1 “everyone hates me, I don’t care ✨” song away from just being elon’s tweets read out with a lil beat behind them 010
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 25/09/2026when I was in 3rd grade the coolest thing you could do was bring these suckers to class, I assume nothing has changed 030
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 25/09/2026I don’t like when fast food places are mean to each other 040
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 25/09/2026hang on, there’s a band called Goose AND a band called Geese??? 131
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 24/09/2026someday I will inherit my dad’s card that declares him an official rider on the Good Year Blimp 150
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 23/09/2026got up this morning and instinctively started job hunting, it hasn’t settled in yet that I can stop 040
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Hulu: oooh you rewatching a series? don’t worry we saved your spot in all the episodes riiiiight where you left off at the credits 1182
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 22/09/2026got home last night and these ghosts my neighbor set up scared the shit out of me 😂😂 070
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Folks I got the job I have a job again with a really cool team I’m so pumped 😭😭😭 6190
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Okay….at the end of your orders here they always ask if you want to donate to Save the Cups and Im always like “what no, buy your own cups” and now I feel like a dick like SAY WHAT IT IS!!! 040
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 20/09/2026what a little bitch, just take your weak ass audience and go 130
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I just feel like this flashlight gives me so much more authority 1160
Reposted by Kelly🎃 Spooky Shoshana 🎃 @shoshana.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Eating veggie burgers to own the libs. What's next? "Have you tried a Camry Hybrid? 50 MPG, 0-60 in 6.8 seconds, and only $30 grand!" "There are these solar panels that make electricity from the sun and now I pay basically nothing for electricity!" Almost as if the left's been on to something 5618
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 19/09/2026‘miserable little thing’ is the funniest insult and I’m so sad I don’t have the accent to pull it off 030
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Travis falling for a giant Ponzi scheme not even a year into their marriage is very funny 040
Reposted by KellyPaul F. Tompkins @pftompkins.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I am not afraid to be corny on main 096053
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Just had the most stressful drive of my life cause it was dark and rainy and fucking frogs were crossing the street at rapid speeds 050
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 19/09/2026People keep giving me way too much information about their days and plans at the park gate today, like a bunch of Chris Farleys in Wayne’s Worlds rolling through 130
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 19/09/2026throw back to when I found this hunk of ice shaped like Tennessee 190
Reposted by KellyBiollante @bivouacchillin.bsky.social · 18/09/2026FBI: guys you are the least fuckable men on earth. These women on hinge are only matching with you to forward your information to their neighbors 1121
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 18/09/2026“w—what do you mean w—-we had a daughter but she died 7 years agooo….” 040
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 18/09/2026If they somehow find the 3rd world’s nicest man I swear to god 010
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I refuse to believe anyone is nostalgic for Microsoft’s clippy, if he came back you would kill yourself 060
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 18/09/2026I have unlocked the sub category “Queen Latifah energy” on Tubi 020
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 17/09/2026I’m working on a big 30 Rock collage now, watch this space 170
Kelly @andee902.bsky.social · 17/09/2026meta ads: we’re so excited you’re a human person, nothing is more exciting to us than seeing that 070
