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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma

@kweencassie.bsky.social
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kween; shitposter extraordinaire; probably not a doctor but identify as one; she/tree/it/shit/daddy/Golden Tempo. They & gay lover. Signal: kween_cassie.93 paypal.me/Cassie9782?country.x=US&l… cash.app/$CassieABassie

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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 6m
Today was a good day youtu.be/ci8mJcOYDHo?...
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(There's) No Gettin' Over Me
YouTube video by Ronnie Milsap - Topic
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 9m
Lol youtu.be/8mxIHL6d-RM?...
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Lookin' for Love
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 24m
ChatGPT ain't got nothin' on me, baby. *winks with both eyes*
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 1h
Tonight, delulu is the rulu.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2h
In other good news for a change, my fren runs a pumpkin patch and will be dropping off three pumpkins this evening. :).
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2h
The one exception.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2h
Don't message me about the goings-on in the world. No news is good news, and that's exactly how I want to keep it tonight.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2h
Sis dropped these off for our weekend plans. I look forward to making copycats and adding them to my recipe book.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 2h
It's beginning to look v spooktacular in here! I even brought Mom's old stuff out of storage
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Pumpkin Jack O Lantern
ALT: Pumpkin Jack O Lantern
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 4h
Screeching loudly in his ear: THIS IS HALLOWEEN THIS IS HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN HALLOWEEN
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 4h
We are twins lmao
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 4h
Home, showered, a caramel apple each for the nephew and me, then decorating for Halloween followed by watching Hocus Pocus if for no other reason than to maintain a sense of normalcy.
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Travis comma bitch @prof-hinkley.bsky.social · 5h
hi, I would like to purchase a vehicle that costs more than my parents' first home
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 6h
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Derrell Durrett @derrelldurrett.bsky.social · 7h
Every person who gets a mosquito or tick-borne illness should sue Donald Trump personally.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 7h
Yeah, nobody cares. What folks really want to know is, Mister President, Sir, when will *you* no longer exist?
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 7h
I gave the leprechaun-looking dude a marshmallow-chocolate cookie and now he's edging into my personal space. Football launching his ass into orbit sounds better by the second.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 9h
Sending him a cute little love note that even his geeky computer brain can understand: Don't give me any lip, hon, or I'll snatch you up by those khakis and drag you to Hell. You may use those lips for big slobbery gorl-germ kisses if you like, though lol
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If Anyones Giving James Mcavoy
ALT: If Anyones Giving James Mcavoy
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 9h
It's my pleasure and fucking honor, twin. And I already know your picky Dudley Do-Right ass will smack the wrong right out of me, so this works out just fine.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 9h
Honestly, my "perfect" man is basically wash your ass, buy me snacks, and don't be a piece of shit. I really don't have anything to add to that.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 9h
Holy crap! That will buy so many snacks! Thank you, @jscottcory.bsky.social! 🩷💞🩷💞🩷 CARAMEL APPLE, HERE I COME
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 9h
STOP MESSING WITH MY CHANCE AT A LONG LOVING RELATIONSHIP WITH THE MAN OF MY DREAMS, bOb
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10h
I recommend people read this to get a sense of the president's grave cognitive impairment. Trump is either unwilling or unable (or maybe both) to answer the questions he's actually asked, so he just rants and raves while the interviewers do their best to provide structure to his random brain firings
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Read TIME’s ‘What Trump Has Built’ Interview Transcript
The U.S. President discussed the war in Iran, press freedom, AI, and more ahead of the midterm elections.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 10h
This post gave me diabetes.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 10h
Oh, me too, good buddy. Me fucking too. Permit me to present my credentials:
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 10h
When I bitch, it's sexy and cute. When you bitch, it's annoying. Strange how that works.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 10h
I don't want an AI assistant. I want a man to bitch at all day. Fellas, my DMs are open.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 10h
Word on the street is that our local store got in a fresh batch of caramel apples
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Elaine Benes' Excited Celebration
ALT: Elaine Benes' Excited Celebration
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Tristan Bouchard @tristanbouchard.bsky.social · 11h
A piece from Darren Aronofsky's film "The Fountain". There's a hopeful quality in it, even though it seems a bit melancholy. Together We Will Live Forever - Clint Mansell
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 11h
I'm in such a good mood. I'm going to make y'all so sick today lol youtu.be/ZsGJk9jH0LI?...
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I Wanna Be Loved Like That- Shenandoah
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😈 Leela The Monster 🧛‍♀️ @apopularmonster.bsky.social · 12h
I'd rather raise my daughter to swing on the perverts.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 11h
It's a gorgeous morning and fall is in the air, so I'm in a romantic sexy mood. I'm sure it will be ruined by a stupid man or the incoming rain, or by a chicken shitting on me, but I'm going for the lovey-dovey playlist, anyway. youtu.be/HOsAhDasrZA?...
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In This Life - Collin Raye
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Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 12h
Same
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 12h
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 12h
I'M A BADDIE PLEASE DON'T TELL THEM I'M NOT A BADASS
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 12h
He's going to fuck with the voting machines. Bet.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 12h
It's October. Who up tryna buy me candy?
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 12h
I suspect that half of this clean-up crew is on meth and has a criminal history that dates back decades. More on this later, after I've asked these three twitchy guys for their resumes.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 13h
And don't use "my stupid brain" as an excuse to misbehave however the fuck you want. That's some weak-ass, pathetic manipulative shit. After all of the hell I've been through, my brain is basically a bowl of fucking jelly. Do better, you fucking dork.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 13h
Not every social convention is bad, and assuming they are without even a shred of evidence speaks more about you and your biases than it does for anyone else. Get over yourself. The world isn't "out to get you," you paranoid freak. If you have a problem in every room you visit, guess fucking what
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 13h
I'm not Jane Doe. I'll shoot your ass.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 13h
Make luring nazi motherfuckers to their deaths great again.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 13h
"You can't turn every man down." Well, darlin', you're not every man. Me with fifteen dollars in my account, eating cheese straight from the bag: youtu.be/6zNPfCVhWFw?...
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My Lovin' (You're Never Gonna Get It) [2022 Remaster]
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 14h
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Bon Jovi - Thank You For Loving Me (Lyrics)
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 14h
So, update: Y'all got me there, and I really cannot thank you enough for that. I have to go to work, but I'm going to write y'all a proper heartfelt thank-you later. 🩷 Thanks to y'all, every need has been met, but snacks are always welcome.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 14h
I gotta roll out for work. Y'all have a good one.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 14h
Imagine calling yourself an ally, then making Gavin Newsom your guy lol Y'all are some real pieces of shit.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 14h
You far-left motherfuckers really are something else. Y'all are out there tossing trans folks under the bus like wood into a goddamned chipper. It ain't your asses on the line, so fuck it, amirite? Anyhoo, go fuck yourselves, you cowardly two-faced lying rat-bastards.
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 14h
Far-left closeted racist "ally" folks be like "Sure, they're arresting, deporting, raping, impregnating, torturing, and murdering innocent folks, and, yeah, we can't afford to live, but I'm still suspicious about that one guy with a 'Free Palestine' bumper sticker and a funny-sounding last name."
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Cassie 🎃🔮 kween, expert opinion giver, super-duper genius, sigma @kweencassie.bsky.social · 14h
Tfw he calls you annoying and dips out before you have the chance to call him a big fat ugly stoopid meanie poo-poo head. Like, excuse you, sir, this isn't the proper order of things.
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