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Reposted by Pizza Las VegasTits McDick @titsmcdick.bsky.social · 6hReading skeets and predicting who here is going to die alone. 3163
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Reposted by Pizza Las Vegasgeist, now with double the hauntings @prettyvulgar.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Are you all in a ball in someone’s front yard? 021
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Reposted by Pizza Las VegasDecomposing 🎃 Rascal @clarityrestoration.bsky.social · 09/10/2026🎶 reluctantly crouched after I had dined 🎶 bowels pumping & thumping in time 🎶 the Taco Bell nachos have come unstuck 🎶 hotter than Hades, they yeet out my butt 🎶 THEY'RE GOING THE DISTANCE 🎶 THEY'RE GOING FOR SPEED 031
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Reposted by Pizza Las VegasLisa “ghost girl from the queen mary” Singletary 👻🚢 @yourcatbuttface.bsky.social · 09/10/2026✨i made a puppy affirmation poster✨ 2262
Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Thinking about all the experiences I was too busy enjoying to pull out my phone and take a picture of. 😌 031
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Gotta stop showing up early enough to work to contemplate my life decisions in the parking lot. 1286
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Reposted by Pizza Las VegasJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 07/10/2026New Coke-Pepsi taste test challenge, but this time, to the death. No, I haven’t worked everything out yet. 511441
Reposted by Pizza Las VegasBrent Crude @rubberglue.bsky.social · 07/10/2026Me, to guy across the road: How's that baby doing? I Imagine she started school by now huh. Trevor: Yeah, she's in 6th grade. 131
