Reposted by Chickpea Jr.A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Can we get it trending #MurderDobby #IWouldKillDobby 617548
Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 26/06/2026Open Skeet to all who do political political fundraising: STOP TEXTING. There is no way to differentiate a fraudulent SMS with a spoofed phishing URL / bit.ly style shortened URL from a genuine text. Stop texting and create an education campaign that no legitimate fundraiser will text you a link 000
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.Margaret Owen @what-eats-owls.bsky.social · 04/06/2026What's happening with Platner is why you hop off the bus at "he has a nazi tattoo" 814549969
Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 04/06/2026“Is it time to start dating and eventually marry a younger assistant?” 000
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 02/06/2026Prove it and run a candidate who doesn't run away from "Democrats are for they/them" attack ads 1649
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 31/05/2026I love my dementia clock 777641
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.zoey banks @zoeyjpeg.bsky.social · 15/05/2026I saw ducks while going on a run yesterday 🥺 1353
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/05/2026Christopher Nolan’s refusal to hire Vangelis as composer for The Odyssey demonstrates his complete contempt for Greek people and culture 3095480
Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 30/03/2026Missing Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri today - I imagine that if the Iron Sheik were alive today, he would wish Celine Dion a happy 58th birthday while shitting on her for the fact that she performed at Jabroni Hulk Hogan’s memorial service, and THAT DUMB SON OF A BITCH HOGAN CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF IN HELL 010
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 15/02/2026me back on my bullshit 10699110
Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 07/02/2026JD turns up the sound of his favorite TiVo’d Phillies home game against the Dodgers, disrobes, and lays face down on his couch, its smooth leather broken in like a decades old catcher’s mitt. “Boo harder, I am so close!” 020
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 24/01/2026www.popehat.com/p/we-should-...popehat.comWe Should Talk About The Morality of Political ViolenceWhat Are The Best Moral Arguments Against It? 44976235
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.Victor Ray @victorerikray.bsky.social · 24/01/2026What's happening in Minnesota is one reason the Reconstruction Amendments banned insurrectionists from holding office. Unfortunately, the originalists on the Supreme Court interpreted the plain language of the amendment to mean its opposite. 9480362248
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.little lamb @puddleofbrain.bsky.social · 26/11/2025Baz Luhrmann is an idiot who doesn’t know the first thing about opulence 2322
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 19/10/2025The president needs your help! He's collecting diarrhea for his plane. He has a plane that's 99% toilet with other people's diarrhea in it and he wears a little crown when he drives it around. Brave patriots please send your loose stool to your favorite diarrhea president for his diarrhea plane. 408141842120
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 03/10/2025doing this with half-dogs and mini-beers is so disrespectful to the spirit of the challenge that's all about exceeding your recommended sodium intake by 4000% while getting blind drunk that i'm inclined to say this has cost the phillies whatever mandate of heaven they may have had 601140133
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.nora "the tea kobold" rude (they/them ze/hir) @nora.zone · 05/08/2025with my new app, IPO next week, 171162213
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.Sage Deviant 🏳️⚧️ @trans.bsky.social · 13/11/2024bluesky: the website for cumming thick piss & pissing thick cum 1314931
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 09/09/2025you have been made witness to Celery Victor. share this three times and good fortune will follow you into battle 41514100
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 07/09/2025Pope Leo has announced the canonization of the first “millennial saint”: the balloon boy, who made it all the way to heaven in that damn thing 222637272
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.dissected @trepanation.bsky.social · 03/08/2025me: i hort penus today to see if i still feel sewer rat, carrying away my severed toe: squeak 1457
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.Criterion Moments @criterionmoments.bsky.social · 15/11/2024RoboCop (1987), dir. Paul Verhoven, #23 25610
Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 27/06/2025Found out months too late (because I’m off Facebook) that a dear old friend across the country died in January, so I put a couple of his works up in a prominent place in my workspace RIP Pete Doolittle 100
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.Äpplesche 💚 @aepplesche.bsky.social · 26/06/2025Jaa, hau ihm auf die Birne 🤣 28721
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 14/03/2025Cool so what happens if GOP attach a national abortion ban to a CR? You'll vote for that too? 🚮 49808535213734
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.Scott Shapiro @scottjshapiro.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Zeno’s Tariff Paradox: President announces a 100% tariff, giving businesses 30 days to prepare. Partway through, he halves the remaining time to 15 days, then 7.5, then 3.75, and so on—always cutting what’s left in half. The moment of full implementation recedes infinitely. Tariffs are impossible. 716516
Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 01/03/2025RIP David Johansen, you have been one of the most influential people on the arc of my life, from my time as a snotty punk kid to the many times we listened to your solo & Buster albums while I was courting my now-spouse during the pandemic. You’re gone but no one who listened will forget you LUV 040
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.Dan "Mr. Bones and Me" Greene @dmgreene.bsky.social · 21/02/2025Judith Butler: "Once you decide that a single vulnerable minority can be sacrificed, you’re operating within a fascist logic, because that means there might be a second one you’re willing to sacrifice, and a third, a fourth, and then what happens?"english.elpais.comJudith Butler, philosopher: ‘If you sacrifice a minority like trans people, you are operating within a fascist logic’A leading figure in feminism and gender studies, the thinker welcomes EL PAÍS in California after being voted one of the most influential minds in the world 76102093901
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 11/02/2025i got MONTHS of death threats from pepe avatar jerkoffs five years ago for complaining about santacon but you don’t see me budging an inch on my position that santacon is for ugly tool losers 025014
Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 07/02/2025Fucking Spin Doctors GODDAMNIT (derogatory) And no, I don’t mean politicians or marketers, I mean the assholes responsible for Two Princes playing in my head for 33 fucking years 000
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.spooky grace @acab4cutie.top · 02/02/2025also if you see a website about a “strike” or other large-scale protest, and they ask you to “sign up” by giving your personal information, DO NOT GIVE THEM YOUR INFORMATION! they are almost certainly honeypots! and any that might not be can easily be compromised! 151738719
Reposted by Chickpea Jr.The Onion @theonion.com · 27/01/2025Pentagon Warns China Developing Love, The Greatest Weapon Of All theonion.com/pentago... 546680920
