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Chickpea Jr.

@msohno.bsky.social
214 followers 784 following 122 posts

Middle-aged and unremarkable (he/him)

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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Lol still waking up, I see SSE and sunrise at second look. That’s almost certainly the rocket launch
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
SpaceX launched a rocket from Cape Canaveral at 6:33am, was it to the east? www.rocketlaunch.live/launch/crs2-...
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CRS2 SpX-35 (Dragon) — Falcon 9 | RocketLaunch.Live
SpaceX Falcon 9 launching from Cape Canaveral SFS. October 13, 2026
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That’s ealisy identifiable as quality resin
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
app.isgropastries.com/shop/pastrie...
app.isgropastries.com
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
You ever had the almond horn from Isgro in South Philly? Just had one today and it is incomprehensibly good.
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
My dude tried and failed
Creamsicle cat with a long, long snoot curled tightly on a reddish couch cushion, his flat head top rests on one of his hind feet, the other hind foot is splayed and he is not shrimp shaped.
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Fuck that, there needs to be a petition to rename Palm Beach International, recently renamed “President Donald J. Trump International Airport,” after Dolly.
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
lol, I was gifted a chipped set of plates and bowls from this collection because an old roommate didn’t want her rich conservative grandmother’s dinnerware
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A hot dog hollers @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Can we get it trending #MurderDobby #IWouldKillDobby
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
lol my first thought too
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Stan Kelly @kartoonistkelly.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
lol, was at GWARbar two weeks ago with @amho.bsky.social and we were debating whether the use of plastic/disposable serveware was inconsistent with the socially liberal policies, employees and patrons, but on the other hand, it was consistent with the Band’s mission to destroy and remake the world
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
Open Skeet to all who do political political fundraising: STOP TEXTING. There is no way to differentiate a fraudulent SMS with a spoofed phishing URL / bit.ly style shortened URL from a genuine text. Stop texting and create an education campaign that no legitimate fundraiser will text you a link
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
I honestly do not mind crank windows and mechanical door latches, as they should be much less prone to failure in an accident in which you need to get out of the vehicle quickly. For me, the much more problematic issue for this little truck is the indirect connection to Amazon and Bezos.
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
What is he keeping in his pants pocket that he didn’t want to put in the backpack?
Close up of a man sitting in a grey suit with the left front pants pocket bulging with something, possibly multiple items, under the tight fabric
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
I’m listening to fisherspooner at gwarbar

It’s pride
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
Glad to see that you changed your mind about dying on this particularly fetid hill
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Margaret Owen @what-eats-owls.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
What's happening with Platner is why you hop off the bus at "he has a nazi tattoo"
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 04/06/2026
“Is it time to start dating and eventually marry a younger assistant?”
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Pyramid Chad @pyrameadhead.wifeguy.online · 02/06/2026
Prove it and run a candidate who doesn't run away from "Democrats are for they/them" attack ads
Meme of hands flipping off a golden retriever. All the hands have trans pride flags. The dog has the Democrats logo.
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Rusty Foster @rusty.todayintabs.com · 31/05/2026
I love my dementia clock
A square clock that just says NOW IT’S SATURDAY EVENING
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
He’s also a bad guy for most of the bizarre sequel, Graffiti Bridge, that Prince wrote and directed
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 27/05/2026
My copy is coming in the mail from Iron Lung, it’s a good record, they also have a 12” 45 from a couple of years ago ironlungrecords.bigcartel.com/product/klon...
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KLONNS - Heaven LP
KLONNS - Heaven LP / Digital (LUNGS-270 / BHR039) Out April 26th 2024 “Heaven” is the culmination of many years of hard work and careful consideration of all the modern methods of outsider and extreme...
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
Also I dig the Onion beanie, didn’t know you had that
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 23/05/2026
I have seen you way more miserable than that, 5/10
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
A man instructs his young child "get in your giant robot mother." The man shakes his fist at the giant robot mother and says "now fight the real enemy!!!" The robot mother fights a kaiju labelled 'your feelings.' A man watching this says "this is the greatest TV show I've ever seen."
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zoey banks @zoeyjpeg.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
I saw ducks while going on a run yesterday 🥺
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
Christopher Nolan’s refusal to hire Vangelis as composer for The Odyssey demonstrates his complete contempt for Greek people and culture
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 09/05/2026
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The scene is what it is
The Burger King logo, but it says “Straightedge Vegan Metalcore” between the buns and “Militant Dipshit from Upstate New York” below
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ElieNYC @elienyc.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Yub Nub motherfuckers
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
They need the money to replace deputies’ mysteriously wrecked vehicles www.inquirer.com/news/sheriff...
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An SUV assigned to the Philly Sheriff’s Office ran a red light and caused a four-car crash. Then, the case disappeared.
The driver was not a deputy — it was a young man in a tank top, holding what appeared to be a poodle. Police and Sheriff Rochelle Bilal say they're now investigating what happened.
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
They’re just on trend, this is obviously boy kibble
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 15/04/2026
I was tricked into going to a rEVOLution event by a libertarian friend because he said it was just a US Bombs show - one of many red flags for Duane Peters too
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
This lovable idiot is a refutation of your skeet
Creamsicle boy cat reclining and looking kind of derpy on a couch
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
Missing Hossein Khosrow Ali Vaziri today - I imagine that if the Iron Sheik were alive today, he would wish Celine Dion a happy 58th birthday while shitting on her for the fact that she performed at Jabroni Hulk Hogan’s memorial service, and THAT DUMB SON OF A BITCH HOGAN CAN GO FUCK HIMSELF IN HELL
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
Is there meat in there? Oh shit I made dumpling assumptions
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
More fuel: looks great except for the meat
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
My wife had a similar thing happen with him at a coffee shop. They both stared at each other, seeming to question whether they recognized one another, and she says at first she thought he was a Sysco food delivery driver for the restaurant where she used to cook
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 26/02/2026
media.tenor.com
a man wearing a vest with a picture of a man on it is standing in front of a crowd in a store .
Alt: GIF of the scene in Idiocracy in which the Costco greeter says in a monotonous voice, “welcome to Costco, I love you.” (a man wearing a vest with a picture of a man on it is standing in front of a crowd in a store)
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Just finished cooking my rice for next week’s prepped lunches in my fuzzy logic Zojirushi, it has been making great rice for about 12 years after my cheapo rice maker died. No way I go back.
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One Dog’s Opinion 🐾 @onedogsopinion.bsky.social · 15/02/2026
me back on my bullshit
two kittens share a cage: an engaging orange and white kitten is effortlessly hanging from the top of the cage by its toes, looking wide-eyed directly into the camera, while another kitten (white with some orange) sits below, staring up at them with interest
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
lol this just happened in my house too
Orange and white cat reclines on a messy bed with two rear legs stretched toward the cámara and a fore leg in between the two rear legs
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
weef
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
Inspired by your post: bsky.app/profile/msoh...
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 07/02/2026
JD turns up the sound of his favorite TiVo’d Phillies home game against the Dodgers, disrobes, and lays face down on his couch, its smooth leather broken in like a decades old catcher’s mitt. “Boo harder, I am so close!”
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
www.popehat.com/p/we-should-...
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We Should Talk About The Morality of Political Violence
What Are The Best Moral Arguments Against It?
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Victor Ray @victorerikray.bsky.social · 24/01/2026
What's happening in Minnesota is one reason the Reconstruction Amendments banned insurrectionists from holding office. Unfortunately, the originalists on the Supreme Court interpreted the plain language of the amendment to mean its opposite.
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Chickpea Jr. @msohno.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Additional context: the Sheriff in Philadelphia provides security for courtrooms, can serve legal process and conducts sheriff’s sales of foreclosed properties. Her deputies will not be patrolling the streets and historically have not protected courtrooms. share.inquirer.com/gFspd9
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Protesters decry ICE arrests at Philly courthouse as sheriff’s backers say she’s been unfairly blamed
Some backers of the sheriff accused immigration advocates of targeting the wrong person, holding up signs that said, “Hands off Sheriff Bilal!”
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