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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

I’ve had some people ask “why won’t they cancel the game” and I’m not even going to entertain the football psychosis of it all and just say: The problem with hurricanes is that you can be kinda casual about them, until an unspecified and unpredictable point where you absolutely can’t

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James Greene, Jr. @jamesgreenejr.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

wife: honey, can you read to the baby? husband: grok, do a vulgar roast of the baby grok: hello baby, your mind is not fully developed yet husband: no, more vulgar, use a gilbert gottfried voice

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𝔻𝕒𝕟 🏈🍻💀 @danmynrd.bsky.social · 08/10/2026

is 2000s Pop-Punk the True American Art Form? some say thats riduculous. Others would say those people are cowards without a heart

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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/10/2026

Ground Effect xkcd.com/3305/

Comic. [Two people flailing high in the air. Three people on the ground running ahead of them. Arrows and a dotted line indicate that this second group is within roughly one body length of the surface.] [caption] The “ground effect” explains why sprinters can run most efficiently if they stay within roughly one body length of the surface.

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Mr. Stay Puft @mrstaypuft.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I'm just going to assume they said no because that isn't nearly enough money.

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Mighoul Revenantparaz @wikiparaz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

PAUL: What’s in the box? REVEREND MOTHER: Pain. [PAUL hesitantly puts his hand in the BOX, then FROWNS IN CONFUSION. He pulls out A BAGUETTE.] REVEREND MOHER: Hōn hōn,

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katherine fitzgerald @kfitz134.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

HALFTIME: Bills: 27 Lions: 10 One: Republic

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ceej @ceej.online · 15/09/2026

ME: I’ve tried every kind of lotion and I still just think it’s icky. I hate feeling all slimy; it makes me feel all greasy and sticky. I just wish there were an easier way THE SKINTAKER: (already having sunk too much PTO into this murder to quit now) Please just rub some into your elbows at least

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Mr. Stay Puft @mrstaypuft.bsky.social · 11/09/2026

Indirectly related: college and universities - especially public ones - shouldn't have undergraduate business schools/degrees at all.

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Dawn @502eire.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

a thing that I miss about twitter is that most of the times you’d see someone being stupid about a non-political thing if you checked their profile they were a conservative and you could laugh about it but the dummies in this place are all on our side

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 07/09/2026

i would burn all my timeouts on the first drive of each half. shows your players you are confident in the plan and don't intend to panic

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

ACTUALLY, IF YOU CONSULT THE NAVAL OBSERVATORY MASTER CLOCK,

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Ryan Nanni @celebrityhottub.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

the worst part is now we’re gonna spend all tomorrow talking about Michigan AND THEY LOVE THAT SO MUCH

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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 06/09/2026

every one of you who wasn't alive for the 2000 election, this is exactly what it was like

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Matt Ufford @mattufford.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

if you don't practice college football but encounter someone who does, "may the breeze carry the first breath of autumn" is a respectful nondenominational blessing

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Mr. Stay Puft @mrstaypuft.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

Gonna call every non-American male tennis star a "European Lucy" for the rest of my life.

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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 30/08/2026

Shout it from the rooftops!

paintedrocklaur 8h
Dear @netflix - please stop adding kids YouTube shows to your platform. The whole point of having your subscription is to keep my kids off YouTube.
Signed, a mom tired of blocking shows on my computer
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Chris DeRose @scratchyderose.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

“Be Strong enough to be gentle.” Peter Cullen tells the story of how his brother inspired the voice he would use to play Optimus Prime. It’s a simple yet poignant quote that sums up why Optimus and Peter are so beloved. Til All Are One. 💔

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tef @tef.bsky.social · 20/08/2026

CAPITAL: We have invented a machine that can cross picket lines PROGRAMMERS: I bet this will give us four day weekends. The left need to get behind this. What else can it do CAPITAL: Psychosis! Deepfakes! Propaganda! Plagerism! Yaml! Todo Apps! PROGRAMMERS: Run those last two past me again

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Josephine Riesman @josie.zone · 27/08/2024

BELINDA CARLISLE: Heaven is a place on Earth DAVID BYRNE: Heaven is a place where nothing ever happens FRANK BLACK: This monkey’s gone to heaven JOHN LENNON: …Imagine there’s no heaven BYRNE: What the fuck is your problem, dude CARLISLE: How dare you BLACK: Yeah man we were having a good time

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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 14/08/2026

WAR PIGS BUT ITS ABOUT MILLENNIAL NOSTALGIA: do you remember drinking SNAPPLEEEEE / listening to fiona APPLLLEEE

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Tilde~ (~Beeb~) @coombutt.bsky.social · 08/08/2026

(Cum sounds) YOURE NOW LISTENING TO (Cum sound) 102.3 (Cum sound) CUM FM (Cum) WHERE WE PLAY NOTHIN BUT CUM CUM AND MORE CUM (cum shattering) (police cum) THIS AINT YOUR DADDYS CUMMIES (Radioactive - Imagine Dragons starts playing)

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Ida B Wells' Winchester Rifle @dytsras.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

For YEARS, I been waiting for this to happen every time I watch the news

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Razzball @razzball.bsky.social · 07/08/2026

gets incredible air here

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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 02/08/2026

never thought short form video would be able to capture a type of humor i can only describe as “the far side-esque” but this comes close.

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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

i don't believe anyone has "good-faith" concerns about trans women in sports in 2026. there's been too much time to hear the actual evidence, the actual people affected, and the role the debate plays in attempts to purge trans people from American life. anybody picking that side has made a choice

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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 30/07/2026

Nurse says "Treatment is urgent. Pagliacci was in a car wreck. Go operate. That will fix him up." Doctor bursts into tears. Says "I can't do the surgery, I AM Pagliacci.” How can this be? A: Dr. Pagliacci erroneously assumed the nurse was talking to him since the only other person there was a woman

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