Reposted by Milt Q. Llama IIITim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 8hActually, a Stone Cold stunner on concrete wouldn’t involve forcibly plowing anyone’s head into anything, but rather driving their jaw into someone’s shoulder with such force that they recoiled and fell onto the concrete back-first, as any student of American culture would know. 1551749
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 20hI appreciate this account posting only Halloweenie screen caps this month 010
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 20hSinging orange and Humpty Dumpty from Sesame Street 100
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026When you beat the global average on a hard day for MapTapstatic.klipy.comAntonio Banderas' Satisfied ReactionAlt: Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction 000
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Old movie clips on IG are all starting to have the same shitty song playing over it and it’s annoying 000
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026(Thinking positive thoughts about 2019 and Gloria) 000
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 03/10/2026My coach’s response to this on Twitter was the best 020
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 03/10/2026Oh fuck. I can’t let this happen. My neighbor woke up the next morning on my lawn the last time they ordered from there 100
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026@milesklee.bsky.social want to make you aware of the Lonely Island pod ep where they talk about Snuff Box and get voice notes from Matt Berry and Rich Fulcherpodcasts.apple.comSnuff Box: F**k YouPodcast Episode · The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast · October 1 · 57m 0122
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Time to separate the pretzel from the pretzel artist 000
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Westing Game would make for a great limited series on HBO or something 000
Reposted by Milt Q. Llama IIIUncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...cnn.comThe tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNNIt’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened. 872237388
Reposted by Milt Q. Llama IIINorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026[adult male convert with a lot of weird sexual hang-ups]: This should be in Latin. 449834
Reposted by Milt Q. Llama IIITommy Rae @ellameno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026this is like the Beatles getting back together 61217
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026I need this to happen like I need air to breathe 000
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Love that the choices my twins get on Netflix Kids include AI slop (new Wonka show) or YouTube slop (Salish & Jordan Matter)! 120
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026In a jar where you fed me All I could do was lick your hand In a jar the scars are plain to see I hope somehow you'll know I understand 000
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026My only addition to the Choosin’ Texas discourse is that whenever I read the name of the song I hear the first couple lines of Beyoncé’s Texas Hold ‘Em in my head and I think that is the song 100
Reposted by Milt Q. Llama IIIVoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.” 6855461027
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I’d be up for moving the mound back at this point. Also bring back pitchers hitting. That won’t help these numbers but I hate the DH 010
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I think this is why Kroll Show is one of the most underrated shows of the last 15 years. It did a great job satirizing tv of the aughts and tens 120
Reposted by Milt Q. Llama IIIBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Just make the pitchers hit again for fucks sake, I want to see weirdly proportioned guys hit dingers 3 times a year not ruin the majesty of creation 1058957
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Burning Love not being able to be watched anywhere is wrong 000
Reposted by Milt Q. Llama IIISpencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:theguardian.comHoman Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 peopleExclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’ 9147851745
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Why do I have two of these Joe Carter cards? 000
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Going through my old card collection with my oldest 100
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Thinking about the sushi I’m gonna order tonightstatic.klipy.comAntonio Banderas' Satisfied ReactionAlt: Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction 000
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026They should’ve let Wesley die on the fuck planet 010
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Star Trek thoughts: why did they send Wesley to the fuck planet? 120
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Dancing with the Stars is doing a Yacht Rock episode next week and I’m already annoyed at some of the songs selected 000
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Friends and I are doing a Bad Quarterback League where you get points for bad quarterback performances. I drafted the Falcons as one of my teams. This is how well that is turning out for me 000
Reposted by Milt Q. Llama IIITim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard" 3098422768
Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Xavier mentioned! @norlander.bsky.social you should go to Cintas this year for the Iowa game or wait until next year for the Shootout 000
Reposted by Milt Q. Llama IIIMike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Bold move, since Duckworth is up for re-election in 2028. I hope someone runs against her, makes her justify her "no impeachment" stance 89317
Reposted by Milt Q. Llama IIIThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-… 892934433
Reposted by Milt Q. Llama IIIBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026 102351254