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Milt Q. Llama III

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Møøse trained to mix concrete and sign complicated insurance forms

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Tim Marchman @timmarchman.bsky.social · 8h
Actually, a Stone Cold stunner on concrete wouldn’t involve forcibly plowing anyone’s head into anything, but rather driving their jaw into someone’s shoulder with such force that they recoiled and fell onto the concrete back-first, as any student of American culture would know.
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 8h
Talk to me when this whale can hold a job
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 15h
Xavier will
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 20h
I appreciate this account posting only Halloweenie screen caps this month
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 20h
Singing orange and Humpty Dumpty from Sesame Street
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When you beat the global average on a hard day for MapTap
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Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Old movie clips on IG are all starting to have the same shitty song playing over it and it’s annoying
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
(Thinking positive thoughts about 2019 and Gloria)
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The Screens of Pete and Pete @peteandpete.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Halloween
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
God damn right he did
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Into the Doors with Bruce and Kevin
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My coach’s response to this on Twitter was the best
Richard Pitino
@XUCoachPitino
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He's right. Me and Dan Hurley can only do so much.
Matt Norlander @MattNorlander• 1h
The Big East can't keep latching its reputation to the coaching credentials of Hurley & Pitino.
With a new commish and a collective spending budget of $135 million+ across 11 rosters, a huge season aw...
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Oh fuck. I can’t let this happen. My neighbor woke up the next morning on my lawn the last time they ordered from there
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7:56 PM >
Your neighbors are ordering from Egg Harbor Cafe
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I’m just trying to order a pizza, man…
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
@milesklee.bsky.social want to make you aware of the Lonely Island pod ep where they talk about Snuff Box and get voice notes from Matt Berry and Rich Fulcher
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Snuff Box: F**k You
Podcast Episode · The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast · October 1 · 57m
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Time to separate the pretzel from the pretzel artist
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Chert @chert.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
please help… my son…
photo of a forklift w/ a pallet jack sitting on its forks like it was an adult carrying a child across its arms
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Westing Game would make for a great limited series on HBO or something
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 01/10/2026
It seems quaint now that we do all our banking and race science there, but, nevertheless, it's true: at one time, people mostly wrote jokes on Twitter. 10 years ago, I wrote one about an old asshole and it kinda changed my life. Not his, though. www.cnn.com/2026/10/01/u...
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The tweet that defined a decade of Trump | CNN
It’s been 10 years since Jesse Farrar accidentally defined a political era with one pithy, prescient tweet. He wishes it never happened.
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The Screens of Pete and Pete @peteandpete.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The Adventures of Pete & Pete - Season 2, Episode 6: Halloweenie
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
[adult male convert with a lot of weird sexual hang-ups]: This should be in Latin.
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Tommy Rae @ellameno.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
this is like the Beatles getting back together
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I need this to happen like I need air to breathe
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Love that the choices my twins get on Netflix Kids include AI slop (new Wonka show) or YouTube slop (Salish & Jordan Matter)!
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
In a jar where you fed me All I could do was lick your hand In a jar the scars are plain to see I hope somehow you'll know I understand
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My only addition to the Choosin’ Texas discourse is that whenever I read the name of the song I hear the first couple lines of Beyoncé’s Texas Hold ‘Em in my head and I think that is the song
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VoteHub @votehub.com · 28/09/2026
NEWS — Kentucky Gov. Andy Beshear criticizes fellow Democrats who say transgender athletes should be barred from women’s sports. “That is not the party that we are. We start as a party of compassion and empathy.”
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I’d be up for moving the mound back at this point. Also bring back pitchers hitting. That won’t help these numbers but I hate the DH
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My brain can’t handle this
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I think this is why Kroll Show is one of the most underrated shows of the last 15 years. It did a great job satirizing tv of the aughts and tens
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Hell yeah
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just make the pitchers hit again for fucks sake, I want to see weirdly proportioned guys hit dingers 3 times a year not ruin the majesty of creation
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Burning Love not being able to be watched anywhere is wrong
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Might Boosh nailed it
Bryan Ferry Mighty Boosh
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Spencer Ackerman @attackerman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Ha ha that’s gross and should make everyone uncomfortable, anyway, Rahm presided over a Chicago police black site, lied about what it was and then I sued the Chicago police for its records that proved it:
theguardian.com
Homan Square revealed: how Chicago police 'disappeared' 7,000 people
Exclusive: Lawsuit exposes scale of detention at off-the-books interrogation warehouse while attorneys describe find-your-client chase ‘from a Bond movie’
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Why do I have two of these Joe Carter cards?
Joe Carter Triple Play cards
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Going through my old card collection with my oldest
Baseball card collection
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Thinking about the sushi I’m gonna order tonight
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Antonio Banderas' Satisfied Reaction
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Oh now you all have ice coffee takes
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They should’ve let Wesley die on the fuck planet
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Star Trek thoughts: why did they send Wesley to the fuck planet?
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Dancing with the Stars is doing a Yacht Rock episode next week and I’m already annoyed at some of the songs selected
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Friends and I are doing a Bad Quarterback League where you get points for bad quarterback performances. I drafted the Falcons as one of my teams. This is how well that is turning out for me
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Week 3 • Mayed in the shade vs Tua's
Tumultuous Time
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Tua's Tumultuous Time • 108.17
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ATL • 108.17
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2/7 passing • 22 pass yards • 0 pass TD • 0 rush TD
• 1 INT • 0 sacks • 0 rush yards
Base 108.17 • adjustments 0.00 • updated 7:58:01
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TAINT verification incomplete for Michael Penix Jr.
NYG • Waiting for game statistics
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
U Talkin’ U2 To Me?
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Big East Sickos
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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Milt Q. Llama III @miltqllamaiii.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Xavier mentioned! @norlander.bsky.social you should go to Cintas this year for the Iowa game or wait until next year for the Shootout
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Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Bold move, since Duckworth is up for re-election in 2028. I hope someone runs against her, makes her justify her "no impeachment" stance
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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2026
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt theonion.com/mr-autumn-man-walking-…
Mr. Autumn Man Walking Down Street With Cup Of Coffee, Wearing Sweater Over Plaid Collared Shirt
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BUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
YouTube comment that says “finally Nathan meeting someone willing to stay in character longer than he is“
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