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Royko

@mrroyko.bsky.social
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Longtime internet random. I'll never be a Rob DeNiro, for me Joe Pesci is fine.

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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This live action Coraline looks intense. #OtherMommy
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This High School Musical parody is one of the funniest sketches I've seen in years. #snl
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is like accusing someone of robbing a bank because they deposited money and never withdrew it
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ALERT: No one post about SNL. It's playing on a 15 minute delay for half the country! No spoilers!
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Kris Gates @krismgates.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy #Caturday!
Two cats lie in a sunbeam on a wood floor.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I like how they think people only use one gallon of gas a week or something.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Our current President is dumber than the average onion.
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sheeran had plenty of options. He could have told Kraft ‘no, this is a freedom of speech issue’. He could have said ‘I have solidarity with my fellow musicians, so if you want him out, I’m out too’. He chose neither of those.
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tonight I learned it is possible to get into a state where one is unable to pronounce "Sheryl Lee Ralph"
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Constantine @ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AI is useful for all sorts of things *after* one has already mastered the skills required for doing them. When it's used as a deskilling potion -- which is how most students who use AI regularly use it and how many adults encourage its use -- it is impressively destructive.
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Historian Joy Lisi Rankin wrote about the Navajo women who wove core memory for Apollo missions.
sciencenews.org
Core memory weavers and Navajo women made the Apollo missions possible
The stories of the women who assembled integrated circuits and wove core memory for the Apollo missions remain largely unknown.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What a cool fascist tweet from DHS
The Department of Homeland Security X account with a photo of Donald Trump and the text: Did you remain loyal?
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
John Roberts is a white supremacist who believes that the Constitution is designed to establish white power first, and democracy only a distant second. Charles Mills had his number.
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Brad Simpson @bradleyrsimpson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A security unvetted, verifiable lunatic whom no one seems to like or trust is controlling access to, serving as a voice of, and constantly in the ear of the most powerful man in the world, a mentally unstable 80 year-old whose brains are leaking out of his ears. What’s there to worry about?
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 20/08/2026
so this is something she was 100% saving for the book, yea?
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Maggie Haberman shares new details about Trump aide Natalie Harp and her rise inside the White House: “She is a channel by which… foreign leaders try to reach him.”
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's interesting to me is that basically everyone who actually enjoys reading, has a story about devouring a large book as a kid they were way too young to read. And then there's the functionally illiterate, for whom this is completely alien and not at all relatable.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 20/08/2026
I hadn't seen what he said leading up to the radioactive "travel with Natalie" line. It was even more innocuous than I thought! And when you see the context, you see why republicans fixated on it. Because the rest was FAR more damaging.
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Daniel Gilmore @gilmored85.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
You could also watch nothing and no doubt be fine bc its a mass appeal film not some inter-referential art house entry and the ppl in the quote posts acting like this is some sort of intolerable ask on Marvels end have just built a personality around bitching about these movies
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Northwestern University is reportedly shuttering its 80-year-old Program of African Studies, laying off staff and keeping students in the dark It is the "first formal academic program focused on Africa in the United States."
thepurplewire.beehiiv.com
SCOOP: Northwestern moves to close Program of African Studies
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
lol
Tanner v. United States, 483 U.S. 107 (1987), was a United States Supreme Court case in which the Court held that juror testimony could not be used to discredit or overturn a jury verdict, even if the jury had been consuming copious amounts of alcohol, marijuana, and cocaine throughout the course of the trial.
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Take a minute for this Sam Neill clip, reuniting with his JP co-stars.
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I'm one Taylor Farms salad away from reaching my weight goal.
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Brian the Settler @briandsettler.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
Brah, the leg warehouse is empty here
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Micah @rincewind.run · 17/07/2026
this is the kind of shit that needs to break Senate Collegiality you simply cannot be friends and exchange grandkid pictures with people who turn around and go on national television to lie about how you only won because you cheated
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Barbara Rybolt 🐸 @barbararybolt.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
#ProudBlue #Defend If you haven’t watched “Glory” do it now. It’s about the 54th Mass. Volunteer Infantry in 1863 - the first all Black unit in the Civil War. The Zinn Education Project calls it “the most powerful and historically accurate movie” about the Civil War. Hard to watch, but we should.
SPECIAL EDITION
WINNER OF THREE
1989
ACADEMY AWARDS**
MATTHEW BRODERICK
DENZEL WASHINGTON 
MORGAN FREEMAN

GLORY
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freakanatcha.bsky.social @freakanatcha.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Pro tip for consumer facing apps: Users generally hate your ai and the way it is forced on our devices. Just deep 6 the ai crap and build half as many data centers
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 16/07/2026
the last 25 minutes or so of THE HUNT FOR RED OCTOBER are magnificent. the highest tier of hollywood action filmmaking.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
At the Moulin Rouge, The Dance, by Henri de Toulouse-Lautrec, 1890
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Lindsay Beyerstein @beyerstein.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
These are sailors who have already been quantified on every conceivable metric and approved by a promotion board This is pure sex discrimination. It's axiomatic for Hegseth that women aren't worthy so if they get superior scores, it must have been because of DEI.
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Cheryl Rofer @cherylrofer.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
1. Trump has lost his war with Iran. Badly. 2. Trump cannot admit anything but victory. 3. Trump's hold on reality is getting sketichier and sketichier. 4. Trump is bounded by political and physical realities. 5. The Republicans in Congress could end this today.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
youtu.be/55btGpGsuDo?...
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Ha Ha You're Dead
YouTube video by Green Day - Topic
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Is it a sign that you are too sedentary if your dog tries to hide treats under you?
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ok city ok @krogerfoot.bsky.social · 08/07/2026
We’ll never not be the country that elected the worst and stupidest person in the world president, twice
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Mark Copelovitch @mcopelov.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Once again, I am just a small-town international relations professor, standing here, begging our media & our Congress to take our most important signed, ratified international treaty seriously & threats by the One Special Boy to violate it as the presidency-ending scandal that it should have been.
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Kevin Collins @kwcollins.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
It's a retrofitted Boeing 747, so the US did, in fact, build it
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 29/06/2026
Excellent thread.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 27/06/2026
"Speaking as an early American historian who spent decades immersed in what the founding generation thought about political power — specifically about executive power — this presidency is entirely out of bounds and beyond anything the founding folk could have conceived of." — @jbf1755.bsky.social
publicnotice.co
Joanne Freeman on why Trump is an affront to the Founders
"This presidency is beyond anything the founding folk could have conceived of."
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Joshua Mask @joshuafmask.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
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southpaw @nycsouthpaw.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
In a surprise 6-3 fifth decision this morning, the Supreme Court majority has reinstituted prima nocta.
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Casey S. Pumpkins 🎃 @caseyexplosion.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
You don't see a studio publish a new trailer for their game, and have people in the comments saying "Ew, you used voice actors for this? We want AI voices!" or demanding AI music over the likes of Mick Gordon or Akira Yamaoka, no scores of "We want the slop! Give us the slop!" in the Steam forums.
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Kevin Todd @kvntodd.bsky.social · 21/06/2026
The President ordered the arrest of a random bystander because he couldn’t admit that he’d screwed up his design project
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Sharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
(1) bibi has to look strong before election (2) trump wants to get out of iran as soon as possible (3) iran wants to raise the costs of the war + prevent future escalation + prevent proxies from being attacked hence, why i think we see the deal collapse because these 3 things are not compatible
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pissed-off-g.bsky.social @pissed-off-g.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Toady's Cartoon- Seeing Green
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ResJudicata22 @resjudicata22.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
Cartoonist: Rick McKee
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Karim Wafa-Al Hussaini @karimwafa.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Sharing this poem again because I think the world needs these words now more than ever.
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 15/06/2026
And I'm happy to throw "akimbo" onto the junk heap with "begs the question" and reserve my strength for protecting "nonplussed" and "bemused," which need all the help they can get.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 15/06/2026
why iran deal secret?
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