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Royko

@mrroyko.bsky.social
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Longtime internet random. I'll never be a Rob DeNiro, for me Joe Pesci is fine.

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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The only semi-plausible reason for the change is if the admin told ICE to cool it and stay out of the press until after midterms to avoid a devastating story at the wrong time. Which might make sense but no one in a position to do this has shown the intelligence or self-awareness to make that call.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This live action Coraline looks intense. #OtherMommy
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Also the Tucker Carlson impression on Weekend Update is spot on. Beautiful work.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This High School Musical parody is one of the funniest sketches I've seen in years. #snl
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Playing the long con.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
This is like accusing someone of robbing a bank because they deposited money and never withdrew it
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
You've been cold opened.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Good news! Turns out no one was posting about SNL anyway! LIVE FROM NEW YORK IT'S SATURDAY NIGHT!!!!
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
ALERT: No one post about SNL. It's playing on a 15 minute delay for half the country! No spoilers!
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Kris Gates @krismgates.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Happy #Caturday!
Two cats lie in a sunbeam on a wood floor.
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NerdyKris @nerdykris.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I like how they think people only use one gallon of gas a week or something.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
That is not to suggest that there are not some very smart onions. Some are quite remarkable. But the garden variety, if you will, onion is still smarter than our current President (OCP)
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Our current President is dumber than the average onion.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Those numbers look fake to me! *ducks*
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Paul Bernal @paulbernal.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Sheeran had plenty of options. He could have told Kraft ‘no, this is a freedom of speech issue’. He could have said ‘I have solidarity with my fellow musicians, so if you want him out, I’m out too’. He chose neither of those.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
He could have stood by Macklemore out of performer (not political) solidarity, or he could have stood by him on 1A grounds. Or he could have cancelled the tour. Or not hired Macklemore if he had a problem with his act. Sheeran told the world he only cares about his pocketbook.
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eminemerald fennell @fireh9lly.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
We were always likely to end up here, but in 2026, the only sensible position on crypto is to outlaw it.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
He's terrific in Widow's Bay. He's terrific in everything.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Tonight I learned it is possible to get into a state where one is unable to pronounce "Sheryl Lee Ralph"
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Constant Screaming @ajaxsinger.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
AI is useful for all sorts of things *after* one has already mastered the skills required for doing them. When it's used as a deskilling potion -- which is how most students who use AI regularly use it and how many adults encourage its use -- it is impressively destructive.
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Eileen Clancy 🧿 @clancyny.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
Historian Joy Lisi Rankin wrote about the Navajo women who wove core memory for Apollo missions.
sciencenews.org
Core memory weavers and Navajo women made the Apollo missions possible
The stories of the women who assembled integrated circuits and wove core memory for the Apollo missions remain largely unknown.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
What a cool fascist tweet from DHS
The Department of Homeland Security X account with a photo of Donald Trump and the text: Did you remain loyal?
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Noah Berlatsky @nberlat.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
John Roberts is a white supremacist who believes that the Constitution is designed to establish white power first, and democracy only a distant second. Charles Mills had his number.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
She looks a lot like my crazy white shichon.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
I read hyperbole as hyper-bowl in my head for years.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Trump's next move: blockade the USA to make sure Iran can't sell us anything.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
In my experience, the actual therapy sessions themselves weren't uncomfortable, but rooting around in my head left me a bit messed up outside of therapy. It was both helpful and challenging. Anyway, best of luck to you. However it goes, it's good that you took the step.
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Brad Simpson @bradleyrsimpson.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
A security unvetted, verifiable lunatic whom no one seems to like or trust is controlling access to, serving as a voice of, and constantly in the ear of the most powerful man in the world, a mentally unstable 80 year-old whose brains are leaking out of his ears. What’s there to worry about?
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 20/08/2026
so this is something she was 100% saving for the book, yea?
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Maggie Haberman shares new details about Trump aide Natalie Harp and her rise inside the White House: “She is a channel by which… foreign leaders try to reach him.”
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
Well done!
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
What's interesting to me is that basically everyone who actually enjoys reading, has a story about devouring a large book as a kid they were way too young to read. And then there's the functionally illiterate, for whom this is completely alien and not at all relatable.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
You rock.
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Helen Kennedy @helenkennedy.com · 20/08/2026
I hadn't seen what he said leading up to the radioactive "travel with Natalie" line. It was even more innocuous than I thought! And when you see the context, you see why republicans fixated on it. Because the rest was FAR more damaging.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
A likely story
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
A fight choreographer once told me that every good fight tells a story. The great Star Wars fights (Empire Luke/Vader, Phantom Menace duel of the fates) and even the ridiculous OG Obi wan/Vader told a story. Whirligig Yoda told a pinball game.
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Phil Lewis @phillewis.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Northwestern University is reportedly shuttering its 80-year-old Program of African Studies, laying off staff and keeping students in the dark It is the "first formal academic program focused on Africa in the United States."
thepurplewire.beehiiv.com
SCOOP: Northwestern moves to close Program of African Studies
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
My dog gets super excited to go to daycare. She loves playing with other dogs.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Well, there's Old Money, and there's New Money, and Trump is Dumb Money.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
None of my fender bender cases were this fun!
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Hey, it says you get a trial by your peers. Doesn't promise you the state they'll be in.
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depths of wikipedia @depthsofwikipedia.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
lol
Tanner v. United States, 483 U.S. 107 (1987), was a United States Supreme Court case in which the Court held that juror testimony could not be used to discredit or overturn a jury verdict, even if the jury had been consuming copious amounts of alcohol, marijuana, and cocaine throughout the course of the trial.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Rogue One is a great idea with a lousy script that was poorly directed and edited. But the Vader scene at the end was cool.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Poop dollar fork, my good bran!
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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
Take a minute for this Sam Neill clip, reuniting with his JP co-stars.
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Wa-koku Drift
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Set? There was more than one Wikipedia?
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Royko @mrroyko.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Slap that search up on the flippity floppity!
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
I'm one Taylor Farms salad away from reaching my weight goal.
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