Reposted by MrComfyScarehaunted juliefriend👻🍬 @sliceofwife.bsky.social · 02/10/2026there should be a number you can call if you feel weird 021338
Reposted by MrComfyScareAnts Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer" 1239371531
Reposted by MrComfyScareMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Cleaning my son's room and found his bluesky account open on his school laptop to a draft that said "smoking that shit that made dolores give claibirth". We do not know what it means, but we are deactivating Xfinity high speed home internet effective 8 am Monday morning. 171235100
Reposted by MrComfyScareThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/09/2026Glamour Of Lamborghini Negated By Indiana Plates 534120425
MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 12/09/2026my bladder when my doctor needs a urine sample: nope my bladder literally every other second of my waking existence: i absolutely need to piss 020
Reposted by MrComfyScaregem (real name) 💎 @gemcitygem.bsky.social · 11/09/2026me: hi gimme a large pizza pizza guy: any appetizers? me: what do you have? pizza guy: we've got fried cheese with no sauce or crust, crust with no cheese or sauce, and crust and cheese with no sauce me: gimme crust and cheese with no sauce pizza guy: and for your dip? me: sauce 4863801686
Reposted by MrComfyScareMike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 12/09/2026lol at this guy who has spent years starting every letterboxd review of a billy crystal movie lamenting his death 09414
Reposted by MrComfyScareFaine Greenwood @faineg.com · 26/08/2026this meme has been haunting my thoughts, unwanted and unbidden, all week 381208203
Reposted by MrComfyScareamy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 23/08/2026we’re at costco and my husband ordered a hot dog from the cashier and the guy said “what flavor” and my husband said wat and costco guy said “jk there’s only one flavor. it’s hot dog” and my husband said dammit you did this to me last time and the costco cashier collapsed in giggles 35136412125
MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 21/08/2026starting my vacation today: "man i don't even want to think about a fuckin spreadsheet for the next two weeks, okay time to go on the bluesky app and see what everyone's talking about" 010
Reposted by MrComfyScareiucounu @iucounu.bsky.social · 18/08/2026In Star Trek people often complain that replicated food is not as good as naturally produced food, which is weird when replicators are presumably using the same technology as transporters, which can perfectly replicate Spock every time. But is Spock getting less flavoursome over time? In this essay, 218104122359
MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 14/08/2026my mom's dog ran away so i've been trying to use facebook for the first time in about 3 years to connect with people and groups where mom lives to help see if people can find the dog and goddamn that app sucks so much more asshole than it did when i stopped using it 120
Reposted by MrComfyScareMrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 18/10/2024I knew threads was not for me when I tried to make a stupid joke and @ Ford Motor in it, and threads was like whoa there pardner you can't just @ someone like that they may not want to hear from you. By the way our algorithm added three different Ford accounts with their ads into your feed 061
Reposted by MrComfyScareDan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 11/08/2026I don't like the narrative being formed here 272801367
Reposted by MrComfyScareIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 24/07/2023Hey so if you're new to Bluesky a neat thing we have going on here is that someone completely loses their mind every day and we all watch 1013805489
Reposted by MrComfyScareDeogie @deogie.bsky.social · 07/08/2026bonus panel here!! tinyview.com/deogie/2026/... 64554777
Reposted by MrComfyScareMrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 06/08/2026me to myself in the mirror every morning 0162
Reposted by MrComfyScareCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 10/07/2026"bluesky is so empty" bro I posted on a message board for a whole decade until there was like 4 of us left you can't scare me 111008188
Reposted by MrComfyScaremagic hell ball @magichateball.org · 28/11/2023[Job interview] Hiring manager: where do you see yourself in 5 years? My brain: Don't say driving a killdozer! Me: Driving a goaldozer through all of my challenges Hiring Manager: You're hired 022633
Reposted by MrComfyScareBrosephine Wires, Perennial Soup-Lover @joparkerbear.bsky.social · 19/06/2026Can’t sleep? Simple methods that work: • study hurricane forecast • who hates me • what did i forget • relive supreme humiliation • win 12-yr-old argument • buried alive? could happen • what i did vs should have done • dead people i miss • what if i’m bad • why do i say stuff • what’s my fuckin deal 1080542171
MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 04/07/2026america reaching 250 like one of those nascar crashes across the finish line 020
Reposted by MrComfyScareMrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 22/01/2024I'm impressed by the existence of Lay's Stax. The world's biggest name in snack foods looked at what Pringles was doing and said, "you know, we should also get into the shitty chips market." 031
MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 03/07/2026this was exactly like reality, except for the having 443 dollars part 020
MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 30/06/2026i've said "yo what the fuck" too many times today 000
Reposted by MrComfyScarebudum @budum.bsky.social · 29/06/2026Apps used to be programs. Fav and RT if you remember how apps used to be programs 610019
Reposted by MrComfyScareDr. Pedro Sexypants @dr-sexypants.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Finalmente a tecnologia sendo usada pelo bem da humanidade 201315450
MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 25/06/2026we have to find the giraffe before rfk jr does 030
Reposted by MrComfyScareMrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 31/03/2026very surreal moment today visiting my 70 year old mother when she opened a just-delivered package, taking out of it and unfolding an american flag with sans from undertale in the center of it it was meant for another address but i briefly thought there was some shit about my mom i didn't know 131
Reposted by MrComfyScareholly 🏳️⚧️ @lynxfish.bsky.social · 25/06/2026maybe the funniest mets loss i have been to. marcus semien committed 3 routine fielding errors on free marcus semien jersey night and a "we don't want them" chant started. people took them off and threw them out mid game 1112
Reposted by MrComfyScareLich Queen Bingus, of the Old Chicago Ruins @bingus.ough.club · 24/06/2026:3 410938
MrComfyScare @mrcomfychair.bsky.social · 24/06/2026i'm glad i got to see the reflecting pool before it started shitting itself and needed to be cordoned off 020
Reposted by MrComfyScareGummy Arts @gummyarts.bsky.social · 13/06/2026“Predator” hit theaters on this date in 1987. 0342
