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motzenballer

@motzenballer.com
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Head garbage maker at @bootleggarbage.com AuDHD, elder millenial/internet denizen Cats & Hostas & Detroit & Stuff

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amy brown @amybrown.xyz · 2h
remember to block @m-tracey.bsky.social and move on. there is nothing you can say to him that will be crueler than his lonely little life
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 2h
i love watching Octo Octa DJ because she's always so happy to be spinning records
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Octo Octa | Sound Metaphors TV – House | Live from Berlin | May 20, 2026
YouTube video by Sound Metaphors TV
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Mere Smith @evilgalprods.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
FATALITY
A tweet from Joyce Carol Oates: overall takeaway from the Curtis Yarvin profile is that there must be millions of smart-aleck show-offy kids who annoy their teachers and go on to annoy other adults through their lives with their “contrarian” pose that hardens to a carapace over their faces; until, as adults, they still harbor a delusion that, if there is a king, or a fuhrer, he’d be impressed with the guys motor mouth and appoint him to his cabinet rather than deleting him with a negligent swipe of his wrist as Stalin did routinely.
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 6h
Welcome to the monthly Aaron Rodericks melt down, where someone who is in a high place of responsibility does and/or says some real dumb shit!
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 6h
Fun morning for posting I guess
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 7h
Can we just stop giving the awards out. Who fuckin cares. The only people who ever get one have contributed negative things to the world
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 7h
MORE BEAUTY TIPS FROM Q-TIPS: Go ahead, stick in your ear. Rub it around a little. Feels great huh.
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 7h
I feel like I should sign up to be a door knocker for Mike Rogers but actually talk to people about Abdul El-Sayed
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Calvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 17h
Jane Doe is Jane Doe. End of story. Do not share her name. If you find someone doxxing her, share the info with her attorneys.
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 17h
He’s back
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 17h
Going to Taco Bell and calling it meal prepping
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 18h
A Yankees Game??? Ew
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 19h
Watching all these political ads, it’s hilarious to see police officers and military guys in what’s essentially cosplay because they can’t actually wear their uniforms
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 20h
im exhausted yet again
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 21h
cursed lake shore images
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Mikaela / Soundwave @mikaelamlp.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
2-panel comic of a boss at a board meeting. He says "Arright, listen up, everypony..."

His coworkers laugh.

"...I mean everybody. Shit."

Drawn by kturtle.
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/5338899/
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alber @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 29/09/2026
bro is starting to look exactly like a cybertruck
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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 29/09/2026
Current* conditions near Fish Creek, WI:
NE view from the end of the Fish Creek public dock overlooking Fish Creek Harbor on Lake Michigan. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-29 07:36:12 CDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: youtube.com/@FishCreekMarina // Current Temp in Fish Creek: 56 F | 13 C // Precip: overcast clouds // Wind: N at 0 mph | 0 kph // Humidity: 94%
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Michael Tracey is actively attempting to dox Jane Doe in the Cornell 7 rape case
Michael Tracey : If you happen to know who this Cornell "Jane Doe" is, get in touch and I would be happy to publish her name and identifying information. And yes -- this is 100% permitted under the First Amendment, whatever threats or emotional blackmail people might want to deploy"Report" me for what, exactly? Save your breath, scumbag. Sorry you hate the First Amendment so much. Her identity is obviously newsworthy at this point, and I will take extreme pleasure in reporting it. (Not "doxing" -- that's a total canard)
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mike Rogers is a corporate sellout who moves back to Michigan every few years to run for office to take another swing at the revolving door of corporate politics.
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 28/09/2026
When we reach that point, whatever happens will happen again
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 28/09/2026
where time becomes loop
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 28/09/2026
A twist in the fabric of space where time becomes loop
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 28/09/2026
So thankful I took Monday off, loved my community a bit too hard this weekend
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 27/09/2026
Final day of DIY/Funky Ferndale is upon us!! I’ll be out and about with my family (including BOTH nieces!) all day today, stop and say hi! I’ve got free buttons and a neat little coloring project just for you!
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CATS WILL EAT YOU @catswilleatyou.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
the shine
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Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is a Better Call Saul scene lmfaooo
Jurors trying not to laugh at AI slopJurors trying not to laugh at AI slopBailiff trying not to laugh at AI slopJurors trying not to laugh at AI slop while the lawyer grimaces
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Katelyn Burns @katelynburns.com · 25/09/2026
I saw this and now you have to too
Charlie Kirk in a hijab inspired secular accessorization
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 26/09/2026
Chat I’ve let my Orinoco Flow
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 26/09/2026
It’s gonna be a real fun and wild weekend
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Steve @yinzer.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Friday
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
p̞̈͑̚͞ā̤̓̍͘ỉ͔͖̜͌ṇ̤͛̒̍ ā̤̓̍͘t̲̂̓ͩ̑ t̲̂̓ͩ̑ḣ̖̻͛̓ẹ̿͋̒̕ p̞̈͑̚͞ư̡͕̭̇ḿ̬̏ͤͅp̞̈͑̚͞
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 25/09/2026
By then end of the day, the responses to the lesbian bar story will meet or exceed the humor found in the story itself
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da da™️ drew @adrew.dadguy.pro · 25/09/2026
everyone go congratulate @badposter.lol on the new taylor swift song. i know he's ecstatic today!
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Lagoogoo Doll @matchbox30.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
NO! NO!!!
The quoted user with their face pasted over Charlie Kirk playing soccer and taking a ball to the neck
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Lake Superior! Live! @lake-superior.live · 24/09/2026
Current* conditions near Isle Royale NP, MI:
From one of the highest Isle Royale peaks at 1,133 feet above sea level (roughly 530 feet above Lake Superior), webcam located at the peak of Mount Ojibway, captures a northern vantage point. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-24 06:11:48 EDT (about 7 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: nps.gov/isro/learn/photosmultimedia/webcams.htm // Current Temp in Isle Royale NP: 45 F | 7 C // Precip: few clouds // Wind: S at 8 mph | 13 kph // Humidity: 94%
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The agenda is being forced upon us. Even our games aren't safe.
A bright sun in a clear blue sky with bold text below stating, "They made the sun bisexual in GTA 6." The word "bisexual" is in a vibrant pink and blue design. "INFOWARS" is written at the bottom.
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Lake Superior! Live! @lake-superior.live · 24/09/2026
Current* conditions near Isle Royale NP, MI:
SW view from Greenstone Ridge in (1,133 ft above sea level) Isle Royale National Park. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-09-23 20:05:58 EDT (about 13 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: nps.gov/isro/learn/photosmultimedia/webcams.htm // Current Temp in Isle Royale NP: 54 F | 12 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: ESE at 10 mph | 17 kph // Humidity: 86%
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 23/09/2026
mumblecore? more like mumblebore
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 22/09/2026
I made this five years ago and I will still post it any chance I get
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 23/09/2026
the vengabus is coming
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 23/09/2026
IBM 486 DX2 was the first computer we had in the house, but the first computer I used was my grandma's IBM 286. She bought us the 486 because she wanted my family to have a computer around for me to learn on. Hoooooo boy did I learn.
a picture of an IBM 486 DX2 with the old style keyboard and CRT monitor with Roland speakers flanking the PC
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skáld @danglinghemmie.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
the only millennial song was the freaking AOL dial tone. we heard it in the computer room where family computered. sudafed was still real back then and we asked jeeves how to cook meth while we listened to hoobastank album and our parents drank from the hose
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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one dozen rats at a keyboard @panasonicdx4500.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
explaining to cam skattebo that he won’t be able to play with jaxson anymore using the same hand signals they used to tell koko the gorilla her cat died
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weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Ok that's 3 minutes, keep moving, got a lot of sad teens here.
Just 3 minutes with a mini horse or donkey improves teens' moods, study says
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 22/09/2026
glad i'm not in my 20s anymore
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Take up smoking like a real man.
A person wearing glasses holds an oversized cigarette in front of their face. Above them, text reads "Cigarettes for Men™." At the bottom, additional text states 20 inches, 8 ounces.
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