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Kunter Biden

@hunterbiden.net
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Not Hunter Biden but I can fix him and I’ll set him right on this crypo noise. $lapchop Harmless internet weirdo & middle aged mom Always depressed like I’m British ♊️ ✨ audhd, demi, wasian 🪭 🏋🏻‍♀️ current progess -50lbs 🧘🏻‍♀️🎉

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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 24m
Yay my gym buddy can meet againnnn. I’ve been so blah and hate going alone. I miss being the type A at 5am opening and gone before the families roll up
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 3h
The only sense to make of this is the following audio youtu.be/09LTT0xwdfw?...
youtu.be
Disturbed - Down With The Sickness (Official Music Video) [HD UPGRADE]
YouTube video by Disturbed
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Dr. Crud @raptorbreath.bsky.social · 3h
they should invent a gun that you can drive
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 3h
I have a million things I really NEED to get done but I’m sitting in my car in the most middle aged way (in my own drive way) disassociating for peace of mind
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Sean Poppe @seanrunamok.bsky.social · 4h
Lol ok
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 3h
Oh my post odometer just rolled over to 1k. I should delete everything 🥹
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 3h
The was an opportunity to rename AI “The Great Intelligence” instead of Super Intelligence and he blew that too. Come on.l now.
The great intelligence villain wiki screenshot
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Grandiloquent Word of the Day @grandiloquentwords.bsky.social · 16h
Mataeology [mat-ee-OL-uh-jee] (n.) - Vain, useless, or unprofitable discourse; foolish or fruitless talk. From Greek “mataiologia” (idle or foolish talk), from “mataios” (vain, idle, futile, foolish) + “-logia” (discourse, speaking)
A "Grandiloquent Word of the Day" meme for “Mataeology,” defined as “vain, useless, or unprofitable discourse; foolish or fruitless talk.” The example sentence reads: “After two hours of droning mataeology on subjects ranging from municipal drainage to his own digestive peculiarities, poor Cordelia Crownut resolved that this would be the last date entrusted to her mother’s matrimonial judgment.” At right, a Victorian illustration shows a young woman seated beside an elderly, gentleman who appears to have fallen asleep while she gazes away with a weary, resigned expression.
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404 Media @404media.co · 16h
So Trump's new AI chatbot? Creepy. @jasonkoebler.bsky.social saw this on Bluesky and gave the prompt "play minecraft" a test. This is what happened:
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Robyn @centurypunk.bsky.social · 16h
Blusky tweet: “The femlale version of jorking it is jilking it.” 0 likes 1 retweet The 1 user who retweeted: “The Water Level in my Basement is Rising and my Son is out of time!”
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 16h
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YouCleanItUp @youcleanitup.bsky.social · 18h
Doctor says I mansprained my ankle.
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 19h
Accidentally without diet soda/carbonated water and losing my mind
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Kip Conlon @kipconlon.bsky.social · 20h
As I was saying to my therapist just the other day, “please, I can change. You are the only one who listens.”
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Azure Eye News @azureeyenews.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
OBITUARIES: Millard Young, 16, died bein' swallowed whole by a 9 foot tall, red-haired giant from beneath th' Earth. His last words were "*Incoherent, panicked screamin' an' cryin' like a child.*" Millard is survived (again) by Ma an' Pa Young an' his 156 siblings.
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 23h
So i have like 25 of these mini palettes, usually for portable watercolors. I thought, oh i’ll put like $1 lipsticks and some glitter balm in for these party favors. I started on two and that was 3 lipsticks. So we are just doing watercolors after all. It would have been so cutesy.
Mini palette tins
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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I literally don’t know a single woman who hasn’t been raped, stalked, groped, harassed, or sexually violated in some way at some point in their life. If you choose to doubt and dox survivors, just know every woman in your life is disgusted by you.
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rebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
insane posting my way into your heart
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Bill Smiley @neokefka99.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A distorted hologram of Palpatine from STAR WARS - EPISODE 1
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 29/09/2026
Why do people unfollow you when you deactivate ig? Like 6 people. 🤷🏻‍♀️
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ash s. ➡️ Rose City ComicCon!!! @housegoblin.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rumination
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WHAT A FUCKING RECORD @whatafuckingrecord.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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PORTISHEAD
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Tom Bombadildo @dildo-baggins.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We can be so extraordinary when we choose to be good
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videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
print ad, computer + video games, magazine (1991) archive.org/details/c-vg...
hotline, phone game ad:
illustration of a cracked grinning skull. on the right, text:
tomb of death
can you survive in the dark labyrinth
defeat the demons, ghoules & zombies
outwit the cunning witches & achieve
riches beyond your wildest dreams
0898 100 625
(tiny text, can't make out properly)
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Morris Mitchener @willstonsil.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The audible shitting and pissing is a negotiating tactic he spells out in detail in The Art of the Deal.
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𝕃𝕦𝕔𝕒𝕧𝕚 ⓘ Rude 🐈 @lucavi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
gm
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 28/09/2026
Walton Goggins is above promoting GoDaddy
Walton goggins for godaddy
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 28/09/2026
I know of one brand making a pretty faraday purse type bag. There would be such a big market for this rn
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 28/09/2026
Putting La Dispute’s Such Small Hands over a Vic Berger Trump edit video
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the irish mitski @sugarmaggz.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please do me a favor. Relax your shoulders. Unclench your jaw. Close your eyes and take 3 deep breaths. Relax your abdomen. Thank you!
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 28/09/2026
Healthy body sick mind working overtime 🤪
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 28/09/2026
Look like a screen shot from the original Where On Earth Is Carmen Sandeigo?
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French New Wave Memes @fnwave.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
💀
'The Gleaners and I' (2000)
dir: Agnès Varda

a wrinkled, elderly hand held up to the camera subtitled

and my hands keep telling me that the end is near.
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We're just normal men @wejustinnocentmen.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
We’re just innocent men
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 28/09/2026
Lemon ginger honey probiotic tea 💖
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Del Jay @shrecknet.com · 28/09/2026
i fixed it
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Arizona guy @ocotillos.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Only one way to beat this
static.klipy.com
We're Called Juggalos
ALT: We're Called Juggalos
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 28/09/2026
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 28/09/2026
Everything I know about Hayley Williams I have passively learned against my will
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mothra stewart @gorl.gay · 28/09/2026
the real housewives of USS enterprise (NCC-1701-D) im sorry
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
1911 Entertain Tape Wed 99 Mar 10 : 14337s
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gwen pepperoni 🏳️‍⚧️🤘🏼🍕 @gwenpepperoni.myatproto.social · 27/09/2026
Tubthumping is actually about the doctor regenerating
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VHS Vault @vhsvault.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
KCAL-9 commercials, 5/11/1991 part 1 : 705s
Screenshot from VHS tape, video frame at 705 seconds.
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 27/09/2026
This haircolor thing was a happy lil surprise. Now I have to totally learn what makeup looks flattering ginger. Kinda fun tho.
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 27/09/2026
Do I want to keep this @domain or has it lost it’s charm? I was thinking of just using one of my usernames.lol instead of renewing
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 27/09/2026
I am trying to get back to my routine bc it’s so much easier to maintain than lose regains but this bug has made me tire so easily. Feel like shit
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-𝚖𝚘𝚡 @moxiest.art · 26/09/2026
take an iced coffee wherever you want. nothing matters anymore. kill god and lick the face of the cosmic unknown. your destiny runs on dunkin™.
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Kunter Biden @hunterbiden.net · 27/09/2026
I am told this was supposed to be his cape
A red longhaired dachshund (tiny horse) with a red bandana on
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