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This story is great but man I am laughing at how much this guy looks like Michael McDonald - did any other genes even make it in? If you told me that he’d been the result of asexual reproduction by Michael McDonald I’d believe you

A guy who looks basically 1:1 like Michael McDonald who recently found out Michael McDonald is his biological father

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brent 🌹🗽 @therealbrent.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

remarkable thing to admit

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Tim Carmody @tcarmody.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

This is the funniest thing I've seen today, possibly ever

A tweet by SarahStarberry that says "oh god read the vertical axis" on top of a chart measuring AI models' release dates and model numbers rather than any real capabilities

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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 02/10/2026

someone needs to make a book called Atlas Hugged and its just a good book

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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 02/10/2026

my business daddy doesnt offer them and its a tragedy. i want my keyboard clit back

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👻👹 boo-rit 👹👻 @britculpsapp.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

you used the wrong one; fixed it for you

michael tracey non apology form

Reason for behavior:
•Trusted the victims
•Thought Michael was annoying.
•his rape joke posts are weird & offputting
•Richard Hanania agrees with him

i will hereby disrespect michael tracey and be dismissing his analysis, reporting and views in the future

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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 02/10/2026

our laptops used to have clits right there in the middle of the keyboard. what happened to us. we used to be a society

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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 02/10/2026

dude new laptops are slick as fuck and its a crime that they are forced to put janky ass Windows 11 on it

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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 02/10/2026

Also comedy “just use Linux, bitch” answer

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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 02/10/2026

Tbh go through Apps in Settings and nuke anything you don’t think you need. There are some additional items under System Components at the bottom of the app page too I think

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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 02/10/2026

One thing that no one told me you have to deal with a lot as an adult is people either not listening, or not paying attention enough to know what you’re saying. Constantly doubling back to say “no we talked about this”, constantly getting gaslit about it too

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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 02/10/2026

When you leave the store, you end up in the break room. You’re stuck now, for all eternity, in the hell of 2006

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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 02/10/2026

I never believed fully in blocking before my time on this website but have changed my tune almost 100% since

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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 02/10/2026

I got an idea: Frontrooms. Hour long movie, single shot from behind an old Kmart customer service desk and it’s just a stream of boomers returning shit for the dumbest reasons and yelling at you and telling you their life story

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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 01/10/2026

I do wish I had friends to play with, but a really large majority of my friends never played Ultima Online nor do they have any interest. Such is life!

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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 01/10/2026

This UO adventure is going swimmingly, still confused as hell about a lot of the new content but it’s slowly making sense to me. My tamer is pretty strong at this point, just need to buckle down and grind

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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 01/10/2026

All I wanna do is play the Halloween UO event but nope gotta go to the bar smdh

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don't hug me I'm porksweats @porksweats.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

but this though for REAL

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Lake Michigan! Live! @lake-michigan.live · 01/10/2026

Current* conditions near Mackinaw City, MI:

Northern view of the Mackinac Bridge traversing the Straits of Mackinac with Lake Michigan on the left. // Image captured at (local time): 2026-10-01 11:36:02 EDT (about 1 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: mackinacbridge.org // Current Temp in Mackinaw City: 64 F | 18 C // Precip: moderate rain // Wind: SW at 11 mph | 19 kph // Humidity: 100%

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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 01/10/2026

way too much effort to be an after party!!

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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 01/10/2026

i'm a world class hater my friend

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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 01/10/2026

i havent decided if i like halloween yet and there am unsure if i want to be spooky.

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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 01/10/2026

I say the magnet part because a lot of people I’ve known who have lived in Tennessee their whole lives were fine people! But 2010s-2020s it has been a hot spot for the worst people you know, see Kid Rock

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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 01/10/2026

I’ve disliked Tennessee for a while for being a magnet for mediocre shitheads but dang are they giving me big reasons to hate harder

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Matt the Dad Dude @undefeatedmatt.wifeguy.online · 01/10/2026

Gm, fuck every freak, especially the Catholics, on the Supreme Court.

Gravedigger nearly making this country a more equitable place

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Dr. Garrett Schumann @garrt.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Our youngest, Gerald, will turn 5 on November 5 so I told him the basic story of the Gunpowder Plot and now he is suggesting British people should try to blow up Parliament every year on his birthday

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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Spooky user cunt orlok’s genitals hail from this borough of New York City

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Spooky Sis 🦌 @valkyri-anna.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

Jeopardy! prompts inspired by Bluesky posters:

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User with this avatar just got blocked @avijustgotblocked.bsky.social · 01/10/2026

An account with this avatar was just blocked.

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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 01/10/2026

Awful and thats all the brain space he deserves until we [redacted]

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