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@motzenballer.com
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Head garbage maker at @bootleggarbage.com AuDHD, elder millenial/internet denizen Cats & Hostas & Detroit & Stuff

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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 13h
detroit used to have some really beautiful buildings
a screen cap of google maps view of the address in the quoted post. there are four apartment buildings, with two 60s or 70s era apartment buildings on either side of large, ornate apartment buildings. they are all gone now, except the one closest, which is abandoned and will be gone soon
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 03/10/2026
every single brain cell that can fit in here reporting for duty
a picture of an extremely alert tabby looking at the camera on top of a black and white tower. there is a window to the right and a doorway to the left. the wall is a deep maroon and the trim including door is a bright white
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 23/09/2026
IBM 486 DX2 was the first computer we had in the house, but the first computer I used was my grandma's IBM 286. She bought us the 486 because she wanted my family to have a computer around for me to learn on. Hoooooo boy did I learn.
a picture of an IBM 486 DX2 with the old style keyboard and CRT monitor with Roland speakers flanking the PC
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 10/09/2026
This is all you’re getting for now Bluesky
A selfie of me but it’s cut off just above my mouth
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 07/09/2026
One guess what I’m up to
A picture of a kayak next to a dock on a very gorgeous lakeA picture of a kayak on land in the right hand side, with my feet on the bottom and the lake in front of me
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 07/09/2026
We’re all just like fuckin stars and stuff
A picture of the night sky in some astrophotographer mode it’s so sick I’m sorry you can see it if you are unable to DM me and I’ll get really high and do my best
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 05/09/2026
I found one of my favorite @lake-michigan.live cams!!!
A selfie of me pointing at the top of a building in Leland by the river. It’s a beautiful day out and my hair is very curly and longA picture of the river in downtown Leland that leads to Lake Michigan. You can see a dam pouring water down into the river
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 05/09/2026
I love visiting Party Island
A picture of a kayak moored on some land in the middle of the lake. You can see my legs at the bottom with an orange kayak on the right
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 04/09/2026
IM GONNA DRINK EVERY SINGLE ONE
A list of different beers available from Shorts Brewing on tap, including pilsners, brown ales, imperials, sparkling hard tea, and a ton of other different beers
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 04/09/2026
Stopped at our favorite rest stop (I-75 North, West Branch)
A picture from a hill overlooking farmland and I-75
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 01/09/2026
got my custom house built last, happy with it for now! once i get my crafter leveled up, i'll be doing some major work to it. enjoying the heck outta this so far
a screenshot of my character in game in Ultima Online. On the right is a paperdoll representing my character, next to a medium sized plot with a house on it. to the right is a map of part of sosaria, with a ship in the water below where the map window is
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 28/08/2026
anyone else see the moon bein fucked up last night?
a picture of a lunar eclipse surrounded by clouds
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 28/08/2026
@introspectre.darkwo.ke what the fuck is this thing dude
A picture of the moon with about 90% totality of a lunar eclipse. My phone did a wildly good job of making it look good
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 25/08/2026
new reaction images just dropped
a picture of abdul el-sayed on the jesse waters show. the chyron says "SEX CHANGE SURGERIES FOR MINORS?" and the closed caption says "to disagree, but you want to put". on the left is jesse with a "whoa wait" look on his face, while abdul is on the right just looking incredibly tired of jesse's shit
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 23/08/2026
Wishing my boy @bricktothehouse.bsky.social the happiest of birthdays!!! So happy to have such a rad dude to be around
A selfie of myself and Brick, outside Painted Lady, looking like dudes
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 22/08/2026
Well damn alright Hollywood Casino
A picture of Ford Field pre-Lions game with the One Pride tifo on the field. The stands are fairly busy, with the view being from the suite level at the 35 yard line
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 22/08/2026
It’s bootleg as hell and I love it to death. Hoping to snag another after the game today
A shirt with a weird Roary the Lion with text that says THEY NOT LIKE US. The coloring is silver and Honolulu blueThe back of the shirt, which says “TOO MUCH GRIT TO QUIT / IM A LION” in a silver font with blue outline
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 22/08/2026
One of those 4chan looking images but it’s a redditor and he’s obviously say Some Shit
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 18/08/2026
Blue Heron in the park WEEK FOUR! Amazed he’s still here, definitely heard me taking pictures of him lol I really wish they’d pump water into this pond
A picture of a pond that is drying up with a large blue heron in the water on the right. There are a bunch of green water plants in the water and a ton of greenery around the pond. In the background is the Detroit River and Canada
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 14/08/2026
Time for a break!
A picture of a golf cart parked in front of the Ferndale Elks
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 14/08/2026
Got a golf cart again, gonna be a good weekend
A selfie of me in a golf cart, in the middle of 9 Mile in downtown Ferndale. Behind me you can see the downtown area, with some structures in the street behind me
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 12/08/2026
Hi friends! Come visit me at Woodward Dream Cruise in downtown Ferndale! Second year helping the city run the event downtown, I’ll be in charge of things on the west side of 9 Mile. Stop by, say hi, grab a button! #dreamcruise #woodward #ferndale
A collage of pictures of me and some buttons. On the left is a picture of me in a Dream Cruise shirt in a golf cart, bottom right is a picture of me with Ronald McDonald, and the top right picture is of some buttons, including abolish ICE and Ferndale Dream Cruise buttons
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 12/08/2026
made up some sheets and got a whole shit ton of button work started/done
a picture off two button sheets, featuring different designs. there are several different famous logos that say ferndale, as well as some anti ice button designs. there are two different woodward dream cruise designs too
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 10/08/2026
Bonus heron content
A zoomed in shot of a blue heron in a shallow pond, with some day lilies in the background and some wet marsh land in the foreground. The heron is center of frame
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 10/08/2026
Blue Heron in the park Week 3!! He moved now that the pond has filled back up a bit. He also very much looked at me when I was taking this pic
A picture of a blue heron in a shallow pond off the Detroit River. You can see Canada in the background. The heron is off center to the left, with a big patch of lily pads on the right of the pond
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 04/08/2026
Voter 610 for Precinct 3 in Ferndale Michigan! Those are some NUMBERS for a primary #michigan #vote
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 03/08/2026
Blue Heron in the park week two. The ducks and ducklings are still there, right of frame behind some of the water lilies. So long as the rain can keep up, I bet he will be here
A picture of a blue heron in a nearly dried up marsh area on the Detroit River. You can mostly see the reflection of the heron in the water. The middle of the pictures a large marshy area that appears to be drying up. In the background you can see CANADA
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 01/08/2026
Apparently Ricky Fowler is some grown man’s dad? Golf Match!
A picture of a large professional video camera point at the green of a golf course. There are people and trees and golf stuff in the background
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 29/07/2026
alright, i got the day lilies moved from two shade spots to our brand new sun spot courtesy of DTE killing the beautiful tree on our easement
a picture of a garden bed with some cone flowers up front, a hosta in the middle  and black eyed susans on the right. upper center of frame is a large patch of freshly transplanted day lilies, with beebalm on the left and a dream queen hosta on the right. the top right of frame has a wu la la hosta and the bottoms of some rose of sharon
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 27/07/2026
Monday walks on the Detroit Riverwalk are pretty cool. Got to see a blue heron chilling with some ducks and ducklings
A picture of a blue heron in a shallow pool of water, right of frame, with two ducks and a bunch of ducklings on the left of frame. The foreground is an obviously low water level pond, with mud and cat tails. The background is a huge amount of water lilies, with the Detroit River in the background
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 26/07/2026
Look, behold. The last drink of the night. It’s beyond my usual threshold of pretentious but ya know what? I get it. I like it
A picture of a drink wrapped with twine with some rosemary?? Twigs held in, with a charred orange peel? And it’s kinda red but it looks delicious if you’re a millenial not gonna lie
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 25/07/2026
So it’s a shit ton of modded cars and they are fucking cool as hell
A picture looking down an alley with a bunch of very fancy modded cars on the left, a line of cars in the center of frame and an Elks Lodge tent on the right. There are people milling about the cars
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 24/07/2026
Gonna get up to some Nicolas Cage shit and put an end to Euclidean Geometry’s never ending chokehold on us
A screenshot of the article about the Detroit Children’s Museum reopening with text reading "You have a book from Cicero. There's Euclid's geometry book from 1491," Bogart said.
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 21/07/2026
Here’s a prime example! Looks like shit but also feels like shit as someone walking here!
A picture of a road between Ford Field and Comerica Park in downtown Detroit. There is barely any shade coming off of Ford Field and none on the Comerica side. There is a work van on the sidewalk to the right and more cars further down the street
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 15/07/2026
Like it's nearly impossible to find pictures of the parking lots because they make everything around it look like pure shit. Any photographer with an ounce of skill will try to crop out the several acres of surface parking lots right there
an aerial picture of the reniassance center in Detroit, showing the riverfront in front, downtown in the top left and a massive ugly ass parking lot on the bottom right
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 15/07/2026
giving the Dr Jack Kevorkian sparkling water a shot
a picture of a can of Liquid Death "Doctor Death" flavored sparkling water. There are two plants behind my hand as well as some window blinds
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 14/07/2026
I helped save a fledge from a blue jay attack and relocated a gas station praying mantis. Long but good Monday
A picture of a small fledgling under a large hosta leaf. It is on a dirt garden bed next to some stone block foundation that is grey in color. In the foreground is a well worn gnomeA picture of a praying mantis on a gas pumpMy arm outstretched by some grass with a praying mantis on it. I have a patterned watch band. In the background is a tree and some grassA picture of the praying mantis on a tree branch, just chilling
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 13/07/2026
Luigi F Cement, the inventor of cement, is coming to take two of my sidewalk squares away and I may just have to fight him
A picture of some barricades that say LUIGI F CEMENT with a phone number on it. The barricades are yellow and on my easement next to a tree with plants around it
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 10/07/2026
A screenshot of a skeet from the user with this avatar just got blocked account showing a man with some real dumbass paint on his face
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 29/06/2026
She’s waiting by the window for us 😭
A security cam screenshot on a tabby cat laying on a blanket in the window, with an orange blanket next to her on the couch below
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 28/06/2026
Seriously question every day why I don’t just live the lake life
A picture of wooden stairs leading down to a beach, with a ton of greenery and other shit around. It’s incredible
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 28/06/2026
Weird business but okay
A picture of a sign on a building that says Pro Fireworks Resale, they are two separate businesses but the sign is very confusing
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 28/06/2026
See something do something my friends!
A chalk board that says features of the day, a bunch of shit on it but most importantly on top it says some dumbass shit that apparently says “white pride month”A chalk board that says features of the day, a bunch of shit on it but most importantly on top it now says “Woohoo! Pride Month!”
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 27/06/2026
It’s everything I’d ever hoped for
A picture of a refreshing Modelo beer with an elk statue in the background. You can also see Grand Traverse Bay in the background
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 27/06/2026
My old roommates keep telling me to cut my hair and I’m having one of my best hair days of my adult life. You know what??? SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY SAIL AWAY
A selfie of me with a lake and a garage in the background. I’m wearing dark sunglasses and I have very dark curly hair
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 27/06/2026
Good morning friends it’s beautiful out
A picture of a red kayak in a lake
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 27/06/2026
We be Grawnin’
A screenshot of the weather app that says “GRAWN” with 69F
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 23/06/2026
biscuit and i are sending our best!!!!
a picture of a tabby cat curled up in a croissant loaf, with her head curled looking at the camera. her front paws are on either side of her head. she is laying in a cat down in front of a window
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 23/06/2026
here's the one I got added to a few months back, unsure what GLP1's have to do with any of the other things
a screenshot of a list called "Luddite Left" from the user schizanon, someone who is known to randomly add people they don't like to these blocklists then ignore them. The blocklist is described as "Scared of AI, Crypto, GLP1 (???), smart glasses, data centers, etc." Which yeah, except the GLP1s, what do they have to do with this
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motzenballer @motzenballer.com · 20/06/2026
My body when I say “alright it’s time for the Detroit City FC doubleheader!”
A cookie package from a brand called “LOOL” with two kids on it in a grass patch
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