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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 21/09/2026
Parked beside a car that has a headshot of Saddam Hussein on their dashboard. 🤷‍♂️
The photo of Saddam. Why is it there? Perhaps it’s left over from a 9/11 party.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 21/09/2026
Heart of the Beast but the dog is Triumph.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 19/09/2026
Rupert S Pupkin Cream Cold Brew. Is that anything?
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 10/09/2026
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Let’s bring out the classic
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Do u still play chess?. @elonmusk
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I did as a child, but found it to be too simple to be useful in real life: a mere 8 by 8 grid, no fog of war, no technology tree, no random map or spawn position, only 2 players, both sides exact same pieces, etc.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 05/09/2026
static.klipy.com
North Carolina Crowd Dancing
ALT: North Carolina Crowd Dancing
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 04/09/2026
I am pretty sure I know the answer but do these guys realize posting like this just makes you come across like a tin pot dictatorship, not an actual world power?
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 04/09/2026
I feel like I’m not seeing a lot of talk about the new Robyn album. It’s funny that she just takes forever to release something and it’s like we all take it for granted that it’s going to be great (and it is). But, anyway, just to say she keeps making amazing albums.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
The "Kubrick stare" ruined staring at your friends and family like this
Nicholson as Jack Torrance doing the so-called Kubrick stare
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tweet from koyaanisqatsi heckler (@Arr):

*johnny cash in his final years, over a spare arrangement, his voice frail* he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
babylon 5 is incredible
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 29/08/2026
Can’t believe they finally came out with a sequel.
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Emily Yoshida @emilyyoshida.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I've been moonlighting as a DJ this summer and I noodled this together and was told there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of middle aged men who need to hear it L.D.O.B. Outkast x @tedleo.bsky.social (mixed live) www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpme...
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DJ Cutie Snackey - L.D.O.B.
YouTube video by Emily Yoshida
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 20/08/2026
I have two separate tab groups for spreadsheets, and I'm strongly considering adding a third. That's how much I love spreadsheets. How else are people keeping track of vast amounts of information?
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Spreadsheet People
Screenshot from that Kelly Rowland music video where she’s trying to text Nelly using Excel
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 18/08/2026
The last game I played was *probably* Spider-Man, so if this means I just need to live in New York for a year, then sure why not.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
looks like a gundam with an untrained pilot
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 11/08/2026
I've watched basically every episode of The X-Files multiple times, and yet I'm still taken aback every time I'm reminded that Scully's name is Dana.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 10/08/2026
This has come too late. I now don't remember who any of the people were that I had to unfollow because of their retweets. oh well, their loss. I'm a delight to have as a follower.
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
me and who. don't answer that. this is me and my wife. I'm not allowed to say me and who anymore. don't tell me wife I said me and who
Godzilla and Newzilla drinking Dr Pepper and Diet Dr Pepper
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 07/08/2026
I think my plex library is now fully in the zone where my desire to create collections of movies/recommendations is not fun project but a necessity, and something I'm going to need to focus on more going forward.
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
god shut the fuck up
when you walk by applebees and get a whiff of this summers limited time menu at your neighborhood bar & grill >>>>
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was about to say, there is no applebees on earth that isnt surrounded in every direction by at least 100 yards of mostly empty parking lot
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When people jerk me off, I kill them!
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
(TNT's "INSIDE OLYMPUS") ZEUS: hey Poseidon. tell em where we're sending him. where did you say we're sending him POSIDEON: Laestrygonia
Shaquille O'Neal, sitting in front of Mt. Olympus, with a gold crown and a lightning boldCharles Barkley, also at Mt. Olympus, wearing a gold crown with a tridentShaquille O'Neal, still at Mt. Olympus, cracking up with his lightning bolt
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 24/07/2026
Why is Josh Brolin cosplaying as Asuka in Thrashin'?
Josh Brolin in the end of the 1986 film Thrashin' in a red jumpsuit.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 21/07/2026
I hope you know I pack a chainsaw
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 20/07/2026
there's a new marvel out that's supposed to be nuts
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Oregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
Those assembly turn cranks that won't get thrown in the trash
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 20/07/2026
Sports hate trump.
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 18/07/2026
Sometimes you just need to clear some leftovers out of the fridge and your lunch is hash brown casserole and orange chicken.
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Lupita Nihongo @otsumamiboy.blacksky.app · 10/07/2026
You gotta admit ‘leftists don’t actually like Godzilla’ is a thesis statement so fire that if you cook it up you gotta follow through with it even if you have no idea where it’s gonna take you.
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m a x @maxgrobinson.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 12/07/2026
71? He was so young :(
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Jefferson-Pilot Pickles @jeffersonpilot.org · 12/07/2026
Stockton Rush inside the Titan Submersible showing off the Xbox controller with the pausa de hidratación logo
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Rick Paulas @rickpaulas.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
This came to me in a dream
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Clayton “Death” @itsclaybaby.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
We all want what Wall-E had, we all want to meet an elegant baddie that is low-key a little scary with it that you can show all your Items to
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Jason Kirk @jasonkirk.fyi · 07/07/2026
The USMNT and Knicks being really good except for the precise moment when Trump involves himself is really funny
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 07/07/2026
Playing like a team that’s embarrassed by the red card reversal.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 07/07/2026
Probably not a good sign when you’re getting a little jolt just because your team finally completes a successful pass.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 07/07/2026
Shaking my head the whole time this match is on so people at the bar know I don’t approve of Donald Trumps nonsense.
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
Deadpool Dan has spoken
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CineCalendar @cinecalendar.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
Jul 4th 2005 - In an alternate history, El Paso and Abilene in Texas, were destroyed in nuclear attacks, which kick started World War 3. 📽️📅 Southland Tales (2007)
3 Screenshots from the movie "Southland Tales" (2007): First, a grainy home video-style shot dated July 4, 2005, shows three women in a bright kitchen decorated with American flag motifs, preparing for a celebration. Second, a sunny backyard scene features a large gathering of people around a colorful bounce house, with food tables and lawn chairs indicating a festive atmosphere. Third, a surreal and ominous image shows a mushroom cloud rising in the distance as a crowd watches from a suburban street, partially obscured by smoke.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 03/07/2026
My new NAS that was scheduled to come next Thursday is actually coming today. Now I've got a weekend project.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 03/07/2026
Philip Jennings
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