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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 16h
they had to get legal permission to get engaged? is one of them on some sort of weird watchlist or something?
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 03/10/2026
Homie what 'shire you from?
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 03/10/2026
Oh. You think the show about two “gardening detectives” is a little sweaty?
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 02/10/2026
No thanks. I think I'll be giving Gloria Steinem my traffic instead
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 02/10/2026
I've started running into so many problems recently I've been considering if it's time to finally abandon the app after being an iTunes user for over 20 years. I've also been debating no longer bothering with streaming music, but I suppose that's a slightly different concern.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 02/10/2026
That's never been a good beard shape on anyone. And yet, people keep doing it.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 01/10/2026
So you missed the first time they played As Rome Burns since 2010???????? (I have no cue what that song is)
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Coyote vs. LinkedIn @knabewolf.bsky.social · 10/03/2025
They doxxed the fucking Prodigy crab
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 24/09/2026
I dunno. I think throwing a big fit is great way to overcome this label that has the word "baby" in it.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 21/09/2026
Parked beside a car that has a headshot of Saddam Hussein on their dashboard. 🤷‍♂️
The photo of Saddam. Why is it there? Perhaps it’s left over from a 9/11 party.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 21/09/2026
Heart of the Beast but the dog is Triumph.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 19/09/2026
Rupert S Pupkin Cream Cold Brew. Is that anything?
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 18/09/2026
Being really wrestling with this, but I feel like I need to see them in concert sooner than later anyway.
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woke stifler @yelix.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
YOUR FRIEND WHO LIVES IN LOS ANGELES, AT LEAST ONCE A WEEK: Yeah I just saw Ballistic: Ecks vs. Sever in 70mm,
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 10/09/2026
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 08/09/2026
I remain baffled that Annie isn't 23
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 07/09/2026
I think it's where the movie is most aided by the small budget: the cat does not in any way look anything like a real cat. (but it's still a bummer and I went in unprepared)
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Let’s bring out the classic
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Do u still play chess?. @elonmusk
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I did as a child, but found it to be too simple to be useful in real life: a mere 8 by 8 grid, no fog of war, no technology tree, no random map or spawn position, only 2 players, both sides exact same pieces, etc.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 05/09/2026
static.klipy.com
North Carolina Crowd Dancing
ALT: North Carolina Crowd Dancing
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 04/09/2026
I am pretty sure I know the answer but do these guys realize posting like this just makes you come across like a tin pot dictatorship, not an actual world power?
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 04/09/2026
I feel like I’m not seeing a lot of talk about the new Robyn album. It’s funny that she just takes forever to release something and it’s like we all take it for granted that it’s going to be great (and it is). But, anyway, just to say she keeps making amazing albums.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 03/09/2026
Our orange baby waits for us in the window too.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/11/2025
The "Kubrick stare" ruined staring at your friends and family like this
Nicholson as Jack Torrance doing the so-called Kubrick stare
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Museum of Twitter @museum-of-twitter.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Tweet from koyaanisqatsi heckler (@Arr):

*johnny cash in his final years, over a spare arrangement, his voice frail* he did a good job cleaning up the place, but his bosses didn’t like him so they shot him into space
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 31/08/2026
????????????
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5uki5en5or @5uki5en5or.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
babylon 5 is incredible
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
a prominent member of Film Twitter told me to "Suck his dick" just because i said that my favorite movie is the tv show Scrubs
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 29/08/2026
Can’t believe they finally came out with a sequel.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 27/08/2026
God I would much rather have that. Because all I really care about is the seasoning. Im also not even convinced it’s really beef anyway at this point.
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Emily Yoshida @emilyyoshida.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
I've been moonlighting as a DJ this summer and I noodled this together and was told there are hundreds, perhaps thousands of middle aged men who need to hear it L.D.O.B. Outkast x @tedleo.bsky.social (mixed live) www.youtube.com/watch?v=vpme...
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DJ Cutie Snackey - L.D.O.B.
YouTube video by Emily Yoshida
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 20/08/2026
I have two separate tab groups for spreadsheets, and I'm strongly considering adding a third. That's how much I love spreadsheets. How else are people keeping track of vast amounts of information?
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 20/08/2026
The Spreadsheet People
Screenshot from that Kelly Rowland music video where she’s trying to text Nelly using Excel
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Not the Guy @notnotnuanced.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 18/08/2026
The last game I played was *probably* Spider-Man, so if this means I just need to live in New York for a year, then sure why not.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 18/08/2026
After Deadpool guys you should do death pool guys.
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m @keptsimple.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
looks like a gundam with an untrained pilot
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 14/08/2026
but this is going to work, because I have not even seen the video, and now I want to go buy some orange tic tacs.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 11/08/2026
I've watched basically every episode of The X-Files multiple times, and yet I'm still taken aback every time I'm reminded that Scully's name is Dana.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 10/08/2026
This has come too late. I now don't remember who any of the people were that I had to unfollow because of their retweets. oh well, their loss. I'm a delight to have as a follower.
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Old Ogremode @ogremode.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
me and who. don't answer that. this is me and my wife. I'm not allowed to say me and who anymore. don't tell me wife I said me and who
Godzilla and Newzilla drinking Dr Pepper and Diet Dr Pepper
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 07/08/2026
It's becoming all too common for me to encounter a movie that makes me think "wow, that's weird, I gotta see that one" and it's in fact already on my server.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 07/08/2026
I think my plex library is now fully in the zone where my desire to create collections of movies/recommendations is not fun project but a necessity, and something I'm going to need to focus on more going forward.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 04/08/2026
I'm sorry to report: Thunderbolts*
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
god shut the fuck up
when you walk by applebees and get a whiff of this summers limited time menu at your neighborhood bar & grill >>>>
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was about to say, there is no applebees on earth that isnt surrounded in every direction by at least 100 yards of mostly empty parking lot
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Robocop (1987) @robocop1987.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
When people jerk me off, I kill them!
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 01/08/2026
so funny to post a lukewarm at best take like that and then have this meltdown.
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 28/07/2026
I did have this same thought.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 27/07/2026
(TNT's "INSIDE OLYMPUS") ZEUS: hey Poseidon. tell em where we're sending him. where did you say we're sending him POSIDEON: Laestrygonia
Shaquille O'Neal, sitting in front of Mt. Olympus, with a gold crown and a lightning boldCharles Barkley, also at Mt. Olympus, wearing a gold crown with a tridentShaquille O'Neal, still at Mt. Olympus, cracking up with his lightning bolt
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motoroboto @motoroboto.co · 24/07/2026
Why is Josh Brolin cosplaying as Asuka in Thrashin'?
Josh Brolin in the end of the 1986 film Thrashin' in a red jumpsuit.
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