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CTHUEL HURAMCHEK 🎃 @greaterrealityarea.net · 25/09/2026
DYLAN: "Zoe. I'm at the field hospital. It's... not looking good." ZOE: "Shit. Is there anyone alive?" DYLAN: "There's someone here, at the front desk." ZOE: "And the staff?" DYLAN: "One doctor. He's okay. Just distressed." ZOE: "And the civilians?" DYLAN: "Only one. A woman on a bed. She's crying."
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CRASH_N_VERN @morkenstein.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Treason in Philly? I bet Cassie got drunk and repaired the Liberty Bell.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#246 sun sphere in arcadia
Kv3-246, 1/1 2026
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Boo! viated @bloviated.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I thought Jesse was underselling it because I thought he was talking about this one.
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Rory Blank @roryblank.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think this is the best shirt design I've done all year roryblank.bigcartel.com (I am reposting this because the previous version included a typo, but I am also not deleting that post lol)
A cute drawing of a tiger wearing a little hat and trousers and a shirt, fishing on a small island, with text saying "I don't actually have to do anything at all
I am perfectly contended living without purpose"
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Brianna Ashby @briannaduggan.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was going to wait to put this last new/old piece up in the shop, but, as they say, there's no time like the present! Back by popular demand, for very early shoppers, late-ish shoppers, and everyone in between. www.brianna-ashby.com/new-products...
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 30/09/2026
so you're saying this was a bad idea
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CRASH_N_VERN @morkenstein.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
“SHE’S SICK! WE’RE TRYING TO GET HOME!”
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CRASH_N_VERN @morkenstein.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
*sighs heavily, grabs drill and a spool of ethernet*
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Daily Dead @dailydead.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Watch the Dark Fantasy Short Film THE TRAVELER & THE TROLL dailydead.com?p=316962
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Watch the Dark Fantasy Short Film THE TRAVELER & THE TROLL - Daily Dead
"‘The Traveler & The Troll’ is a Horror-Fantasy Comedy, starring Erika Ishii (Dropout, Ghosts of Yotei) as a weary adventurer who stops to rest in a haunted forest, where they’re terrorized by a Troll...
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry I have been playing too much Control Resonant and had to get this out of my head.
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Abdul El-Sayed @abdulelsayed.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
When I say we desperately need a Democratic doctor in the US Senate I mean it.
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We had some cool stuff planned for the last week of Subtember, but I guess Twitch doesn't want anyone to see it... Oh well! Hopefully we'll be back at some point this week. But unfortunately we still haven't heard anything! Very cool.
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CRASH_N_VERN @morkenstein.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Swan Boy drank the Drake Sprite.
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ZeroooO0OooooO0Ooooo @scootercomputer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
A scene from Blue Velvet when Dennis Hopper is in the driver's seat of a car and he is looking back at the camera in the backseat and he is huffing on his gas mask. I have replaced his head with the quote post image of Garfield the cat wearing a gas mask. In the passenger seat, Isabella Rossellini is looking over at Dennis Hopperfield
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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026
The Paramount–Warner Bros. Merger By The Numbers theonion.com/the-paramount-warner-b…
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Increase in probability that DoorDash driver once wrote an episode of The Pitt
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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 25/09/2026
Hell Gate reporters are out in the streets talking to the people.
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Jaya Saxena @jayasaxena.com · 25/09/2026
Wait you guys are getting job interviews?
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ceej @ceej.online · 30/08/2023
one explanation is that chemicals in the air or water are making everyone stupider every year and we haven’t noticed because we’re all too stupid. this hypothesis would help explain why everything and everyone is really stupid now
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The Go Off Kings @gooffkings.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Well, we're suspended from Twitch for (???) days. And we don't know what we did to get suspended. And Twitch won't tell us. So. Pretty cool! Thank you Twitch. Also we took down the VOD channel for the time being just in case that counts as "ban evasion." Anyway. Hopefully we'll be back soon???
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libby watson @libbycwatson.com · 24/09/2026
i'm the guy at twitch who says we should ban these guys without telling them why, but keep the guys who call for genocide and the 600,000 accounts that just show family guy episodes all day. i make $800k a year and my family loves me
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Command Zoe🔜PAX Unplugged @commandzoe.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Wow its so crazy how this only seems to happen to trans people and not the side wishing LITERAL GENOCIDE on us. #freethebugs is back ig. Let my friend out of mod jail. This is so ridiculous.
a discord screenshot of bugs showing they got suspended again
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Alex Kittle @alexxkittle.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Spaceships don’t have huge crawlspaces made up of glowing neon green circuit boards anymore and I just think that’s really sad
Backlit 35mm filmstrip magnified under a loupe showing Sam Neill in the green circuit board hallway in Event Horizon. Backlit 35mm filmstrip magnified under a loupe showing in the green circuit board hallway in Event Horizon. Scene in the green circuit board hallway seen onscreen projected from a rear projection booth so everything is backwards and partially reflected.
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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Are you in Los Angeles? Do you want a practically new Peloton? I’ll give it to you for $500 to achieve my dream of taking my grandma to kbbq. But my peloton.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The phrase “continuing our reset” strains the metaphor, the whole point of a reset is you press a button and it happens. But Microsoft may be thinking about it like Windows 11 where you have to install a bunch of shitty updates and it restarts like 3 times.
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CRASH_N_VERN @morkenstein.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Motherfuck Gavin Newsom
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Phil Nobile Jr. @philnobilejr.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Jack Haven! So rad in QUEENS OF THE DEAD and I SAW THE TV GLOW! I know producers follow me; hire Jack! If you hire Jack on a union horror gig in the time frame they need, I guarantee magazine coverage, if that entices you at all… youtu.be/tqB5YbeelFU?...
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Are You Casting?
YouTube video by Jack Haven
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CRASH_N_VERN @morkenstein.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
rip the film industry
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
lionel richie clay head bong. lionel richie clay head bong hello video instructions. how to make a bong shaped like the hello video clay head. hello video clay head bong
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the Mountain Goats @themountaingoats.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
other things found in an old photo folder: this remarkable headline about the time the Mets went all-out for one special fan
newspaper headline: "Mets Blow a Save and Fan 18 Times in Opening Loss"
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greg2hats @cyberbadboy.com · 20/09/2026
This is what the original Warhammer figures were like
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Missing the point meme w/ Akira.  Point received: "Wow! Post-War Japan struggled with its leap into an industrial future and had massive anxiety about the responsible use of nuclear power!"  Point missed "Motorcycles are so fucking cool"
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UncleofJamiroquai @jessefarrar.com · 20/09/2026
anyone else kinda coming around on Lauren Boebert now that we know she's bi?
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Andrew F. Sullivan @afsulli.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
neighbourhood kids really into Zardoz (1974)
Faded chalk drawing resembling thd floating head from Zardoz
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
just like all his stuff "a dirty shame" is getting better every year. rip james ransome, as the dirty lil man
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
they had to take kash patel to urgent care because he got his dick stuck in a goldendoodles butthole
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 17/09/2026
my opponent is trying to smear me, but here's the truth: im like them but less. you hate transgenders right? i mean ill keep it out of schools but i wont make it legal to kill em. is that good enough? you can kill a few if that'll help
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RS Benedict @rsbenedict.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
this--THIS--is the truest recession indicator
Sticker on a cooler at a convenience store advertising Arizona iced tea cans at $1.50 each.
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything everything www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wr_w...
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Cowgirl (Hackers Soundtrack)
YouTube video by hackerssoundtrack
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Bloody Disgusting @bloody-disgusting.com · 15/09/2026
At the Emmys last night, host Mariska Hargitay paid tribute to GHOULIES, which marked her film debut. Yes, the Emmys even played a clip from Ghoulies. "Jamie Lee Curtis is not the only scream queen around here," Hargitay said on stage last night. WHAT A MOMENT!
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CRASH_N_VERN @morkenstein.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
I was shocked by how many people I was following were followers of hers. Very gross.
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Erin Reed @erininthemorning.com · 13/09/2026
I advocate for withholding your vote from the leading anti-trans Dems, the ones calling us biological males and/or declaring they will be in favor of healthcare restrictions. So of course Will, who I have never had beef with, compares our anger to a cult and drives extreme harassment my way.
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Sean Thomason @seanthomason.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
A favorite TV moment of the Bush era, Neil Hamburger on Kimmel. NH: Is it just me, is it JUST me, or is George Bush the worst president of all time? *audience cheers* NH: And that’s why it’s so surprising his son, George W. Bush, is the GREATEST president of all time! *shocked boos of betrayal*
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J. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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much like your ghosting @mlyp.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
This image was posted on Something Awful within the hour of the second tower being hit iirc
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Oktobermoz @obermoz.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
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Questiob: Elon Musk and J.K. Rowling are two people who have inflicted an enormous amount of cultural damage on the trans community. What are your thoughts on them?

Answer: I mean… these people are Nazis. They’re literal Nazis. There is a one-to-one connection between Elon Musk and the Nazi community. He did a full-blown Sieg Heil on a national stage.
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 11/09/2026
going back in time to show this image to j edgar hoover. hes nodding approvingly
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CRASH_N_VERN @morkenstein.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
happy start of 2nd year in hell to charlie kirk
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The Mask of the Red Jeph @ass.golf · 11/09/2026
lmao eat my entire ass you fucking crybabies
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