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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 12h

Bout to try the first one of these in my life.

Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 16h

My sister whom I love asked me for $200 and I sent her this screenshot because she hasn’t been paying attention when I say I’m broke.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 17h

My mom needs surgery again 😭

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 20h

I’m in OC helping my parents with some medical stuff and my mom wouldn’t let me leave without caldo de rez.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I’m giving you all a tip how to hit on someone. I was at a bar flipping through a jukebox and this man walks up to me and hands me $5 and says “I’m trusting you to curate the vibe in here for the next 30 minutes” and then we just had a beer and jammed to all the songs I picked.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I missed a friend’s call last week because I was in a depression hole and I called him back and he was like “Girl I was trying to take you to Erykah Badu!” fuuuuuuuuuck 😭

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Crazy to see men being like “we have to be good men” when they didn’t believe me when I got sexually assaulted by a comedian when I first started. It’s so easy to be a good guy, all you have to do is nothing.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

I so sincerely would rather eat organ meat or fish heads than cool ranch Doritos. I don’t know why they’re so revolting to me. Like I can get down with chopped liver but cool ranch Doritos? I will heave.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I did most of my chores already so I don’t know if I want to spend a few hours reading or gardening. The sun just makes me soooooo sleepy.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I’ve been selling things to make ends meet but I cannot move this Peloton. Are there any pawn shops in LA that take them?

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

Waiting for her boyfriend, the Garbage Truck.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Whenever I have to get an IV in I want only my father in the room. He’s as equally scared of needles so he’s the only person I trust to hold my hand.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

My brother watched all of Mad Men in a week and we talked about it for so long we alienated anyone trying to chime in about anything else.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 29/09/2026

Important. Been asked out by someone with a Nathan Fielder vibe and maybe this is the win I’ve been looking for.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My dad’s prized possession. A free drawing a caricature artist did when my dad told him he was homeless at the time in San Francisco. He loves a good bit.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

*being shaken awake by my mom at 6 AM* “Your father wants to surprise clean out your car, go hide any contraband before he finds it”

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

As a Guatemalan person we are all 5”4.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Can’t sleep. Time for floor. Think too much on floor.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

And now for the moment I’ve been waiting for, showing my mom Jackass Best and Last.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

Greetings from hiding in the bathroom for a second at the family cookout.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 28/09/2026

My grandma is laughing her ass off telling everyone the story of when I convinced my little brother the house was haunted while he was in the bathroom and he fled the house with his pants around his ankles.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My niece is having me pose so she can create me in her Tomodachi island and she’s going to try to pair me off with roronoa zoro.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My dad gave me one beer and I’m already tipsy. My grandma is drinking me under the table.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 27/09/2026

My niece is so funny. She’s playing a video game and every time she kills someone she apologizes profusely.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Turtle tried a Purr Pop and decided it wasn’t for her. She’s SO picky about treats for a creature I literally fished out of the garbage.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Fun piece of Venture Bros lore. I interviewed for a job with Michael sinterniklaas (I was deeply unqualified) and all of a sudden he goes “TV Dad!” and someone behind me responds “TV Son” and it was James urbaniak. They just happened to run into each other.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

‪“So do the Good Guy dolls come with a dick and are anatomically correct or does Chucky grow a dick as he settled into his body? He clearly nutted to make a baby but where did the penis come from?”‬ ‪“Ma’am this is an Arby’s. Please place your order.” ‬

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

Went to the Lucas Museum. I had a blast and you should know a grilled cheese there is only $2.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 26/09/2026

I kept saying I was gonna detangle my hair this morning and I instead hit snooze and put it up in a wrap.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 24/09/2026

I’ve been cleaning all day because my grandma said she wants to see how I’ve kept up my place and I need to create I an area she can’t reach to hide contraband.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Are you in Los Angeles? Do you want a practically new Peloton? I’ll give it to you for $500 to achieve my dream of taking my grandma to kbbq. But my peloton.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Me three hours ago to my roommate: this edible you gave me ain’t shit Roomie: Uh huh Me now: I can hear my blood

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I’m watching every single Treehouse of Horror. I’m at season 8 and so far it’s still bangers. I’m waiting for the slide.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

MY GRANDMA COMES TO TOWN TOMORROW. I missed her sooooooo much. She knows I can’t afford to do much but I’m taking her to all the fun free stuff to do and hopefully if I sell my Peloton (who wants a Peloton?) I can take her out to Korean bbq because she’s LOVES meat.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

Thought Monster Mash was playing in a store and said “Sweet, Monster Mash” and it was Disorder by Joy Division and a lot of people heard me.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

This spicy beetroot and feta pasta comes together in literally 10 minutes and it’s so fucking delicious.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 23/09/2026

I heard the elotero and I literally poured my piggy bank on the ground, collected $3, and sprinted outside.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

My roommate fell asleep watching TV with me so now I’m playing Shakira videos so she can learn Spanish subliminally.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 21/09/2026

Girls don’t want Clavicular girls want John Goodman

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 20/09/2026

Harassing my roommate with my butt eating face.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

Sent this to Swedish guy who ghosted me

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I’ve been dealing with a dental issue and I’m in so much pain I can’t sit still. Turtle has been glued to me all day just purring and making biscuits on me.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

The other day my dad sat me down like he was going to have a serious conversation with me and I was like “oh my god this is the grandchildren conversation” and then he was like “I think you could really enrich your life by adding a doggie to it.”

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

I am begging, BEGGING Turtle to please get a cricket and she just wants chin scratches.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

My auntie did a photo shoot for Guatemalan Independence Day. She’s so cute. I wish my head wasn’t too big for my huipil. I can’t find my corte or faja. I used to have a whole traje. I think when I get a job again I’m gonna see about having my grandma send me one.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Today I learned that instead of saying “you can’t get water from a stone” my mother says “you can’t juice a crab”

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

Turtle doesn’t ever care about human food but recently she was BEWITCHED by goat cheese on toast and didn’t try to stop lunging for it even when I kept saying her name. I’ve never seen her so transfixed by not cat food.

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Vanessa Guerrero @nessguerrero.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

I’m one more bad thing away from running away and training with Shaolin monks for months until I can break rocks with my fists.

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