Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 09/10/2026This reminds me I should water my plants when I get home. 110
Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 09/10/2026Wrong answers only. My bet: Those corgis were totally delicious. 000
Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 08/10/2026Probation officers are unique in that you can be violated for not being violated. 000
Reposted by MoorephemeSarah Good @sassy0210.bsky.social · 30/09/2026🎯 'A man raped her' instead of 'she was raped.' Have you ever read a headline that reads "A bank was robbed by a suspect?" Nope. It's "A suspect robbed a bank." 4168031944
Reposted by MoorephemeRebecca Solnit @rebeccasolnit.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Time for this classic again. 156165085563
Reposted by MoorephemeKayla Hart @straycunt.bsky.social · 30/09/2026When Stan finds the clitoris in the South Park movie 021
Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Me: Maybe part of the reason I feel so scattered is I'm constantly worried about my hair. Maybe it isn't "my" hair at all and I'm maintaining expectations by devoting so much time to it. Maybe I would be happier and more at ease if I just shaved it all off to regain myself. Later: Nope. 000
Reposted by MoorephemeTwoSense @twosense.bsky.social · 27/09/2026You like your pockets hot babe? Shoves my vagina into the toaster. 1206
Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Do you ever do that thing on social media where your eyes just gradually unfocus while you continue to scroll and you aren't even reading and you start to hear people's avatars talking to you? So it turns out Pepto Bismol has an expiration date for good reason. 000
Reposted by MoorephemeHelen Pinsent @heleninwords.bsky.social · 26/09/2026It still astonishes me how a man can be so dramatically ill suited for a job that didn’t exist until he had it. 3195
Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026That's right: we're weird in ways the rest of the world can't even fathom. We are developing new types of racism. We lead the country in Measles. Pennsylvania is Another. Damn. Level. 010
Reposted by MoorephemeGwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets. 203190565441
Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026When I was a kid you had to get these behind the store. 000
Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Why the fuck do I have to scroll all the way down to the year I was born? It's like putting the handicap spaces furthest from the building. I'm old now. Reverse the list and make young people do that. 000
Reposted by MoorephemeDaisy @daisy91.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Women can be like omg I love owls, they’re so mysterious and beautiful and some guy will be like I saw an owl once, wanna fuck 45376104
Reposted by Moorephemerebar mcentire? @rebarmcentire.bsky.social · 21/09/2026orgies sound so overwhelming, I do not wanna multitask while trying to have an orgasm 3519
Reposted by MoorephemeJanel Comeau 🍁 @verybadllama.bsky.social · 21/09/2026my summer tan is fading, which means it's almost time to switch my foundation shade from "sickly underbelly of a dead fish" back to "ghost haunting the basement of an Opera house" 315113
Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026How many dates do I have to go on with someone before I can cry? 110
Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Seven great companies and services I made up on the bus today: 1. Didgereedonuts 2. InterCom Wireless 3. Torii-Torii-Torii's Far East Fashions 4. Inflatable Friends by Paula's Platonics 5. Chastity Sweatwear and Sandals 6. OBX Construction: Obnoxiously large house design 7. Tongue Condoms, Inc. 010
Reposted by MoorephemeErin Whitehead @girlwithatail.bsky.social · 18/09/2026static.klipy.comDancing Skeletons AnimationALT: Dancing Skeletons Animation 0222
Reposted by MoorephemeAmelia Sandrine Reisinger 🏳️⚧️ @ameliasandrine.com · 17/09/2026Gonna start referring to Democrats who take anti-trans stances as “Biological Republicans” 5259161626
Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 17/09/2026If you do a create-your-own slop bowl and it sucks, is it your fault or the restaurant's fault? 000
Reposted by MoorephemeUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 13/09/2026“Look, before you start yelling, I want you to keep in mind that you still have one perfectly good shoe, while Sam here and I have a total of eight feet between us, and exactly zero shoes. So, I think maybe you should stop and honestly ask yourself who the real victims are here.” 1134556
Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026(How I feel when I get a new subscriber.)static.klipy.comHazbin Hotel CharlieALT: Hazbin Hotel Charlie 010
Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Something I wrote on Reddit has more than 70 comments and now I'm too scared to see what. 020
Reposted by MoorephemeDee Lomas @deelomas.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Them: Are you seeing someone? Me: Do you mean a therapist, a boy or hallucinations… 0271
Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 13/09/2026'Are you sure you'd like to unsubscribe?' has to be one of the dumbest questions of all time. 000
Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Virtual Girlfriends for $59.95 a year? I can't compete with that! SHUT DOWN THE DATA CENTERS!! 010
Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026The Michelin man used to be made of black tires but people kept calling the police. 010
Reposted by Moorepheme𝔅𝔏𝔒𝔒𝔇 𝔅ℑ𝔗ℭℌ 🩸 @trannieoakley.blood.gay · 12/09/2026ok but that's a crazy name for a kid 12301254
Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 12/09/2026You mean it wasn't vandals but instead a human error that was likely associated with and definitively emblematic of the incompetent superficial narcissism that some people call our leader?!? Well, I'm just shocked. www.inquirer.com/news/nation-... 010
Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Also, it looks really awful so there's that reason, too. 020
Reposted by MoorephemeMarlow Stern @marlownyc.bsky.social · 11/09/2026‘The Matrix’ creator Lilly Wachowski on J.K. Rowling and the new ‘Harry Potter’ series: “She is funding trans genocide. J.K. Rowling funds trans genocide, full stop. So, if you support ‘Harry Potter,’ you’re supporting trans genocide.” variety.com/2026/tv/feat...variety.comLilly Wachowski on Her New Studio Anarchists United, the Black Power Origins of ‘The Matrix’ and How ‘Harry Potter’ Fans Are ‘Supporting Trans Genocide’‘The Matrix’ filmmaker Lilly Wachowski opens up about her new studio for marginalized voices Anarchists United, J.K. Rowling and Elon Musk. 100115274262
Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 11/09/2026Personally, I would be relieved to find out that I had received malware and had not, in fact, been invited to a party. 101
Reposted by MoorephemeJessica Lussenhop @jlussenhop.bsky.social · 11/09/2026I had NOT realized this humiliation has already risen to the level of an NYT trend piece www.nytimes.com/2026/04/23/s...nytimes.comThere’s a New Phishing Scam: Fake Invitations (Gift Article)Hackers are spoofing Paperless Post, Evite and Punchbowl to creep into your hard drive. 3148
Reposted by Moorephememerr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 04/09/2026odysseus when there's a bunch of sexy gremlins singing on the wing of the plane 41363145
Reposted by MoorephemeElden Bling @lunarscope.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I swear the reason people are emotionally attached to halo and destiny is 60% the music, which does admittedly, slap. 011
Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I don't really get this but I'm sure it's funny, so here: 000
Moorepheme @moorepheme.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I'm happy to report I already use AI regularly in my job: Me: "ChatGPT, should I punch this customer in the face?" Customer: "What the hell? I can hear you, lady!" Me: "...Grok, should I punch this customer in the face?" 000
Reposted by MoorephemeAlberto Cairo @albertocairo.com · 03/09/2026Thoughts about GenAI & design in the newsletter: "Cognitive augmentation, cognitive surrender, and oblivious centaurs" openvisualizationacademy.beehiiv.com/p/cognitive-... #dataViz #infographics #dataJournalism #dataVisualizationopenvisualizationacademy.beehiiv.comCognitive augmentation, cognitive surrender, and oblivious centaursWe're back with a new introductory course in the Open Visualization Academy 0124
