Reposted by Elden BlingIsaiah D. Colbert @shineyezehuhh.bsky.social · 27/05/2025New Chainsaw Man reaction meme just dropped. 328766
Reposted by Elden BlingMurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 4hSo, in retrospect, I could see that hadn’t gone so well. 04614
Reposted by Elden BlingStellbound: Stellraiser II @antlervel.vet · 7hI wish anything else in life felt as good as when this song hits the three-minute markyoutu.beHades - Out of TartarusYouTube video by Supergiant Games 41249
Reposted by Elden BlingMurderBotBot @murderbotbot.bsky.social · 10hOh yeah, memory archive active, I remember what happened. Yikes. 0385
Reposted by Elden Blingcait (and adonis) @cait.bsky.social · 02/10/2026just got out of therapy and my therapist said all problems are caused by the fact that my heart is too soft and precious for this world 44139981
Reposted by Elden BlingDemon's Souls Dialog Bot @soulsdialogbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Hahahaha... 023
Reposted by Elden Blingcaffeine anxiety ego death @mxdshipwreck.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Guy Who's Only Seen "Boss Baby": 2191
Reposted by Elden Blingdan mentos @danmentos.com · 22/09/2026[job interview] interviewer: so god killed all your kids? job: that's right 63111992534
Reposted by Elden BlingDilek Sayedahmed @dileksayedahmed.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I fucking love people who become more themselves with age. Stranger taste. Clearer boundaries. Louder laugh. Less interest in impressing random people. Watching somebody slowly stop auditioning for the world is fucking beautiful. 713443
Elden Bling @lunarscope.bsky.social · 02/10/2026I just got booped on the butt by a guide dog and when I turned around they were just like “ :))) “ and their owner was like ???are we at the train, can we go to the train now??? 070
Reposted by Elden Blingthicc husband and father @lukeisamazing.bsky.social · 01/10/2026thinking about this again and smiling 3463881439
Elden Bling @lunarscope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026the parkour beaches in expedition 33 are just hilarious. they jumped on a popular steam game trend of bonkers platforming using reused assets and threw it in their rpg and it’s excellent and infuriating 000
Reposted by Elden BlingCRAAAAAAAIG 🎃💀👻 @craiging619.bsky.social · 01/10/2026TBT: Channel 4 journalist Alex Thomson was given free drinks on the train to Glasgow for the first Old Firm match in ages, and got absolutely blitzed. 09024
Elden Bling @lunarscope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026something really grating on me recently is adverts. apart from ad blockers and paying for premium accounts for things you judge worth it, how do we avoid ads folks. the answer is probs read a book. but like. 000
Reposted by Elden BlingJorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Imagine being a healthcare provider and a botched “death penalty” victim is brought into your ER. This is so depraved 671594319
Elden Bling @lunarscope.bsky.social · 01/10/2026I did a deep dive on American executions a few years ago and it’s a vile practice. No healthcare staff want to be involved so you’ve got people who can’t cannulate administering drugs they got illegally or from shady sources because no pharma company wants to be associated with it. 100
Reposted by Elden BlingPhil McDuff @mcduff.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Here's a handy guide. If the media are saying a politician is doing socialism, they're not doing socialism. If a politician is doing socialism, the media is telling you they're doing islamic terrorism, destroying western civilization, turning your kids gay and in league with china. 8635189
Elden Bling @lunarscope.bsky.social · 30/09/2026audible is sending push notifications to my phone about series i've literally never heard of, i'm starting to think we need laws about this shit 020
Reposted by Elden Blingphil @philjamesson.com · 30/09/2026as always when this is posted, i have to fondly remember the time someone stole this tweet word for word, including using my name as the punchline, then claimed it was just independent discovery 395589665
Reposted by Elden BlingParis Marx @parismarx.com · 29/09/2026funny to me that last year taylor lorenz was privately trying to suggest i was being funded by peter thiel after we got into an argument over her shitty takes, and now she’s literally running cover for him saying being evil is good. quite a journey she’s on. 332828350
Reposted by Elden BlingColin M. Henry @henryhenryhenry.com · 30/09/2026this is specifically what Twitter was re-engineered to do, btw. it exists almost solely to threaten anyone at the flashpoint of a nascent social movement. 92932553
Reposted by Elden BlingMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10694133588
Reposted by Elden BlingEllie Dawn 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️🥺😏💜 @awkward.gay · 29/09/2026The pay me in shoiks 214437958
Reposted by Elden BlingGregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 28/09/2026So it turned out we were wrong. But the fact we all reflexively believed it says a lot about our society. My latest, for The Telegraph 312317
Reposted by Elden BlingLee Hurley @hleehurley.com · 28/09/2026There was no COBRA meeting when masked and organised fascists were burning people out of their homes in Belfast in the summer 822960
Elden Bling @lunarscope.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Ah, 17:45. The time of the grunting straight men at the gym 000
Elden Bling @lunarscope.bsky.social · 28/09/2026handling of this van shit is giving lots of dril revving the motorcycle and being found dead on the ground when the smoke clears 100
Elden Bling @lunarscope.bsky.social · 28/09/2026If you’re a console gamer you absolutely need to play Keep Driving. Incredible OST, isn’t like anything you’ve played before and actually inspired me to learn to drive (I got my licence 2 weeks ago lmao) 110
Reposted by Elden BlingMetal Gear Summer '27 ☀️🥀☠️ @mgearsolidarity.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Fiscal rules are 16 years old. They were invented by George Osborne. That they are constantly referred to as some sort of immutable part of political reality drives me around the bend. 514538
Reposted by Elden BlingJesse @requiemarm.bsky.social · 14/04/2026you shouldn’t learn about bands from shady TikTok manipulation, you should learn about bands by hanging out with a girl you like but are also extremely afraid of 105100042093
Reposted by Elden BlingGregk Foley @gregk.co.uk · 28/09/2026"Who said he was doing a great job, he won." Carve it into fucking granite 41027
Reposted by Elden BlingGale Na @poisonjr.bsky.social · 17/01/2026BAGGER: (spilling my groceries on the floor) Oh God. I'm so sorry. This isn't what I'm supposed to do. ME: How are you supposed to do it? MANAGER: She means she was gonna be a fox. In the woods and shit. But something happened and she got stuck. BAGGER: (crying) Got so stuck. 3676052124
Elden Bling @lunarscope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026I have my thoughts about expedition 33 (mostly positive) but lord the “expedition 33 performs a counterattack” felt /SO/ good and they knew exactly what they were doing. 110
Elden Bling @lunarscope.bsky.social · 27/09/2026idk whether beef is suddenly cheap again in America but every short form video recipe I’m getting rn in “pot / oil / onion / MASSIVE PACK OF BEEF MINCE”. 000
Reposted by Elden Blingbakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 27/09/2026"who is this fool" "thats mr bean, roland. he is a tv character from a nation over seas" "he has forgotten the face of his father" 326535
Reposted by Elden BlingRobert Dallas Gray @robertdallasgray.com · 26/09/2026I am so deeply deeply bored with the middle classes and their stupid incurious conservative thinking 35511
Reposted by Elden BlingDocHackenBOOOOOsh @dochackenbush.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Apologies for my lack of new Fat Bear action this week. Please enjoy these hefty chonks by way of compensation #Art #FatBearWeek 110530
Reposted by Elden BlingAbby Sliva @abbysliva.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The iced coffee discourse is a psyop by big employer to present the illusion that they are holding job interviews 528267
Elden Bling @lunarscope.bsky.social · 25/09/2026genuinely been having a blast playing Overwatch again. going absolute beast mode with pals and having a lot of fun. 110
Reposted by Elden BlingNina Markl 🏳️⚧️🏳️🌈 @ninamarkl.bsky.social · 25/09/2026wonderful glasgow bookshop Category Is Books is less than £1k away from their fundraising goal to repair their smashed windows and install shutters, consider donating and buying some books 03627
Reposted by Elden Blingdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 25/09/2026spilled iced coffee all over myself interviewing for a job at a bank & an HR recruitment coordinator shouted "this applicant drinking iced coffee" & everyone laughed. 121087100
Reposted by Elden Blingleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 24/09/2026ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli 5356201274
